Michael Scott Quotes from The Office (page 8)

Regional manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, World's Best Boss.

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1. Alright, so let's get this party staaaarrrrted.

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2. Um, guys, where you going? Pam, show's just getting started.

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3. And now... to someone who quietly goes about their job, but always seems to land the biggest accounts...

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4. ...the 'Busiest Beaver' award goes to Phyllis Lapin.

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5. Yeah, way to go Phyllis. Nice work, per usual.

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6. What? I told them busiest...idiots.

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7. Well, we'll fix it up. You don't have to display that.

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8. Herro everybodeeee. I'm gonna cwall Jan Revinson-Gould.

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9. Oh, dat wir be fwar. Ah, me so horny.

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10. Right? You know wat I'm talking 'bout.

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11. This next award goes to somebody, who really, lights up the office.

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12. Somebody, who I think a lot of us, cannot keep, from checking out. The 'Hottest in the Office' award goes to... ...Ryan the temp!

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13. Yeah. 'Hidy ho, you sexy thang. You sexy thang you.' Here you go.

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14. And the 'Tight Ass' award goes to Angela. Not only because she is everybody's favorite stickler, but because she has, a great caboose. So...come on down.

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15. The 'Spicy Curry' award goes to our very own Kelly Kapoor! Get on up here. Here you go.

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16. Um, not everything means something, it's just a joke.

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17. I don't know, it's just...

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18. I know. It's ju- they didn't have any more businessmen. So...

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19. Just sit down Kelly.

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20. It's so freakin' hot in there. Now I know what Bob Hope was going through when he performed in Saudi Arabia. Man! I got Dwight sucking the funny out of the room, but you do what you can do. Here we go, he's early with the cue. Here we go.

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21. 'You have won a tiny Dundie.'

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22. Hey, thanks guys. Hey, where you guys from?

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23. Oh, alright, yeah.

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24. Uh, you know what guys, we're just having a little office party, so if you want, uh...

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25. Hey, you know, cool it guys, really-

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26. Let's cut it.

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27. I had a few more Dundies to, uh, give out tonight, but, I'm just going to cut it short. And wrap it up so everybody can enjoy their food. Um...thanks for listening, those who listened. This last Dundie is for Kevin, this is the 'Don't Go in There After Me' award. It's for the time that I went into the bathroom after him, and it was really, really smelly. So...

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28. [give Kevin his award]There you go.

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29. Alright, alright, alright, okay. Alright, we'll keep rolling. Okay, this is the fine work award. This goes to Stanley, for all the fine work he did this year.

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30. You know you did.

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31. And this next award is going out to our own little Pam Beesley...

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32. ...I think we all know what award Pam is going to be getting this year.

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33. It is the 'Whitest Sneakers' award! Because she always has the whitest tennis shoes on!

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34. Get on down here! Pam Beesley ladies and gentlemen! Oh, here we go.

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35. Pam Beesley ladies and gentleman. Oh! Thank you.

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36. Was this year's Dundies a success? Well, let's see, I made Pam laugh so hard, that she fell out of her chair, and she almost broke her neck. So I killed, almost.

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37. Great work tonight.

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38. Excellent.

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39. Yes, that too, but I mean with the audio. Great work.

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40. TMI. Too much information. I used to say, 'Don't go there,' but that is so lame now. Or, 'You go, girl.' Or... Um, when did 'Where's the beef?' That was, like, a long, long time ago. It's funny how the shelf life of these things, like how long they last, like, 'Too much information' probably came on the scene... I mean, I didn't hear it till, like, this month, so it's pretty recently. Um, but you know, they're generally good for, like, no more than five or six years.

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41. All right, we need something for Kevin.

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42. What do we know about him? He's an accountant.

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43. He's fat. The fat accountant award.

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44. I am the fat accountant.

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45. Here he is.

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46. Really? What did they say? 'For a good time, call Michael Scott'?

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47. Why do you think that? You just immediately go to that, Dwight? Why are you so negative? Why...

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48. I mean, you just come in and you're just negative...

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49. ...and you just walk negatively.

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50. Do you want me to find out what it says?

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51. Yes.

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52. What does that even mean? What are you... What are you talking about?

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53. Just go and find out what it says and who said it and report back to me. But don't tell anybody that I have anything to do with it because if they ask me, I will say that you are crazy.

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54. Thank you. You won't regret this, Michael.

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55. I hadn't planned on including him.

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56. Kevin.

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57. Well, what should I do, guys? Seriously, do you want me to just cancel the Dundies?

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58. Ping? Everybody loves Ping. He's my most popular character.

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59. Really? Well, he is based on the Chinese delivery guy that I have, who talks exactly like that, so, I think you should take it up with him instead of me.

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60. Well, neither of you are Chinese, so what... Why do you care?

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61. What?

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62. Dwight, you've hit a new low here.

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63. That is a good point.

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64. Okay, all right, I will do that. I will get to that definitely. Absolutely.

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65. Oh, I don't know. Maybe after I finish writing, producing, directing, and hosting your awards show. All right, just relax, keep your pants on. Unless, of course, you're in the bathroom and you should be able to take your pants off in that case without Creepsville Central spying on you. Good.

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66. Here we go. And that. Hey. How you doing?

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67. You down with the Dundies?

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68. You down with the Dundies?

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69. You down with the Dundies? You're all my homies

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70. You down with the Dundies?

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71. Yeah, all the homies

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72. I have listened to that song so many times and I still don't know what OPP stands for. Other people's... Something. I...

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73. All right, our next award... ah, yes, this award goes to the most creative writing on the ladies' room wall, and the winner is... Who is it? Who wants to claim it? Shiny Dundie. Who wrote it? Great idea, Dwight.

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74. He's hot, all right? What do you want me to do about it?

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75. It was unanimous, Toby.

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76. Well, okay, I based it on what I felt was unanimous office sentiment, and this isn't even about what Ryan thinks. It's about you. It's about how you feel about the Dundies. Admit it.

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77. Yes, it is true.

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78. Okay, I don't have time for this. I need to get on stage and you are breaking my concentration. Me Chief Michael Scott. Here to trade...

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79. Don't wanna forget that.

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80. Absolutely. Is this mine or is this Chili's?

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81. Keep it. My gift. Thank you. Have a good night. See you next year.

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82. Hey, what's up?

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83. Any emails today?

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84. No? Um... Check your spam folder.

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85. What?

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86. [laughs uncontrollably]

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87. Kay.

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88. I am king of forwards. It's how I like to do business, everybody joking around. We're like 'Friends'. I am Chandler and Joey and, uh, Pam is Rachel. And Dwight is Kramer.

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89. That's funny! That's funny. Not offensive. Uh... because it's nature. Educational.

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90. Um, I...

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91. Yeah... maybe. Maybe. Well, we'll see. Because I... I don't know if it's... Whup! Come on! Hey!

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92. Kay! Oh, you are so bad! Yeah!

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93. Oh, Boom! Bam! Oh, this guy is out of control! He is a madman! Better get the bleep button ready for him.

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94. Uh oh.

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95. Uh oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-o!

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96. Todd Packer and I are total BFF. Best Friends Forever. He and I came up together as salesmen. One time, we were out and we met this set of twins. And Packer told them that we were brothers. And so, you know, one thing led to another, and we brought em back to the motel. And then Packer did both of them. It was awesome. So...

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97. Oh-whoa-oh! Oh! Okay. Grade 'A' gossip for you, right now. Randall, CFO, resigned. Nobody knows why.

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98. Really? Here we go! Buckle up. It's going to be a bumpy one!

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99. Oh, yeah.

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100. Well, to be fair... blondes, brunettes, you know, there's a lot of dumb people out there.

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