Michael Scott Paper Company

The paper company Michael started in the same building, from the first pitch to the buyout.

23 quotes

  1. Michael

    Alright, Michael Scott Paper Company. You want in? Do you want to be a part of this?

    Season 5 · Episode 19 · Quote 28574

  2. Pam

    Like Michael Scott Paper Company?

    Season 5 · Episode 19 · Quote 28598

  3. Pam

    Today is my first day at my new job at Michael Scott Paper Company Incorporated. You know, Apple Computers started in a garage. And we're starting in a condo. So we already have a leg up on Apple. Look, it's official!

    Season 5 · Episode 20 · Quote 28766

  4. Michael

    Oh. Wow. 'Michael Scott Paper Company.' Okay. Very official. 'Dear Mr. Scott. Please be advised that it is in violation of your condominium agreement to conduct a business headquartered in your residence. The penalty, a forfeiture of residence.'

    Season 5 · Episode 20 · Quote 28861

  5. Michael

    Would you like to come to work for the Michael Scott Paper Company?

    Season 5 · Episode 20 · Quote 28941

  6. Michael

    People turn to their families all the time when they need help starting out and if my Nana's investment club can help the Michael Scott Paper Company become a reality, then I'm sure that's what she would have wanted. Does want.

    Season 5 · Episode 20 · Quote 28975

  7. Michael

    Except this time, you have no legal right to kick me out, because I have started my very own paper company right here in the building. If I were you, Charles Miner, I would watch your step. Because the Michael Scott Paper Company is about to open a big ol' can of whoopass on Dunder Mifflin. Actually a six pack. We're gonna open a six pack of whoopass. He looks scared.

    Season 5 · Episode 20 · Quote 29051

  8. Michael

    It's Britney bitch. And I am back, in the form of a new company. The Michael Scott Paper Company. Okay. Not gonna make this one.

    Season 5 · Episode 21 · Quote 29052

  9. Michael

    I would like to invite you all to come away with me, on a journey. Welcome! To the Michael Scott Paper Company!

    Season 5 · Episode 21 · Quote 29056

  10. Michael

    Maybe the Michael Scott Paper Company was a huge mistake. I should leave. I should go, and start my own paper company. That'll show 'em.

    Season 5 · Episode 21 · Quote 29235

  11. Pam

    Dunder Miff...Michael Scott Paper Company, this is Pam. Oh, hi Russell from the pancake luncheon, how are you? Well we'd like to do business with you too! How can we make that happen?

    Season 5 · Episode 21 · Quote 29276

  12. Michael, Pam & Ryan

    U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi! You ugly, huh huh, you ugly! You mama says you ugly! Hey! Go Michael Scott Paper Company!

    Season 5 · Episode 22 · Quote 29361

  13. Michael

    If you keep coming after us, the Michael Scott Paper Company cannot succeed.

    Season 5 · Episode 22 · Quote 29526

  14. Michael

    Are going to fall by the wayside. Two of their branches have closed within the last year. The Michael Scott Paper Company, however, has opened a new branch this very month.

    Season 5 · Episode 22 · Quote 29573

  15. Charles Miner

    No, they were your client. They just called and told us they're switching over to Michael Scott Paper Company.

    Season 5 · Episode 23 · Quote 29621

  16. Michael

    Michael Scott Paper Company to see Mr. David Wallace. I believe we're expected. Well, well, well. How the turntables...

    Season 5 · Episode 23 · Quote 29800

  17. Dwight

    Well, Jerry, the one who got away. May I ask why you're leaving the Michael Scott Paper Company? Really? Please hold. Charles.

    Season 5 · Episode 23 · Quote 29822

  18. Dwight

    May I have your attention? The Michael Scott Paper Company is broke.

    Season 5 · Episode 23 · Quote 29824

  19. Michael

    Yes, she is. At the Michael Scott Paper Company in it's heyday.

    Season 5 · Episode 23 · Quote 29871

  20. Michael

    It's going to work very smoothly, because Pam and Ryan are bringing over a ton of clients from Michael Scott Paper Company and--

    Season 5 · Episode 24 · Quote 29915

  21. Michael

    Michael Scott Paper Company only.

    Season 5 · Episode 24 · Quote 29988

  22. Michael

    Oh, no. I still have the lease on the Michael Scott Paper Company, so occasionally I will sneak down here for a little coffee and dancing. I actually dance all the time. Tip-toeing around corporate - it is a ballet. When I am breaking all the rules, I am break dancing. And expresso.

    Season 5 · Episode 25 · Quote 30219

  23. Michael

    At Dunder-Mifflin there is a very strict no lunch with the boss policy and I don't know who instituted it. I think it started right after my predecessor stepped down, but at the Michael Scott Paper Company I really enjoyed having lunch with Pam and Ryan everyday. So, rules be damned, I wanna have lunch with these people.

    Season 5 · Episode 25 · Quote 30227