Michael Scott: “Oh, I don't know. Maybe after I finish writing, producing, directing, and hosting your awards show…”

Michael

Oh, I don't know. Maybe after I finish writing, producing, directing, and hosting your awards show. All right, just relax, keep your pants on. Unless, of course, you're in the bathroom and you should be able to take your pants off in that case without Creepsville Central spying on you. Good.

Michael Scott in “The Dundies” · Season 2, episode 1 · Line 2328

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