Michael Scott Quotes from The Office | Page 122

It looks like a It looks like it was made by a two year old monkey on a farm! He just accepted, accepted that I put all this work into it! He has the lowest opinion of me, of anybody!

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Was it just me, or did you think that we were going to have sex at some point?

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How would you have wanted to do it? Okay, okay. You know what? Inappropriate. I am engaged happily, and you have landed yourself a Senator.

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Mmhmm, bravo!

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Sure!

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Who's that? Who's that guy?

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I guess this could be the one, huh?

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My last pay check?

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No.

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I'm not sure, um, Mountainton?

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Nah, I'm almost done.

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Yeah.

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I can't do this. All the channels are gonna be different there. I'm not gonna be able to find my shows. I'm not going to start improv at level one, and I don't think my credits will transfer. Ugh, and you know what? I just figured out where I was supposed to go to vote. I gotta call her, and I'm going to tell her, that I cannot come.

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Hi. What is the name of our town?

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No, no. I just needed to hear your voice.

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Yes. Yes my hero!

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Ohh, I miss you.

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Okay. I'll see you tonight. I love you.

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Yes, so I know I told everybody that tomorrow is my last day, but I'm, I'm gonna be leaving tonight. I head to the airport at four. And I have said goodbye to half of them.

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Okay.

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Kelly! Kelly? Kelly.

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If I just went away right now, would that be the best gift that I could give you?

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She was once my girl, and she is your girl now.

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Yeah.

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You're not prone to seizures?

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Um, Pam.

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Okay...

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Darryl!

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I would like to give you, the only copy, of Somehow I Manage. Unfinished. If there's anyone here who can finish it, it's you.

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Mmmhmmm. It's true. Darryl, I have one last wish. I would like to use the bailer.

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No problem. Worth a try.

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Darryl said I could use the bailer because I'm leaving.

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Alright guys, well... see ya later warehouse. Catch you on the flippity flip.

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Catch you guys- Catch you guys on the filippity flip. Flippity flip! Flippity flip! Really? Okay, see ya guys!

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Kevin?

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Ahhhh...

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Maybe neither.

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Erin, listen to me. You shouldn't rush into this. At all. And you know why? Because you are beautiful. And you are fun. And you are smart. And when the right guy comes along, you'll know it. You will. And you know what? You don't need a mom. Because you have my number, and you can call me anytime.

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N-

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Okay.

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Phyllis. Phyllis, are my mittens done?

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Listen to me. It's two p.m. From now until four, your priority is knitting. Knit like the wind.

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Dwight, I will be leaving tomorrow.

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So I wanted to give you that. It's a letter of recommendation.

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[in the office, crosses Dwight off his list. He has paint in his messed up hair, and is containing his laughter]

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You should see the other guy.

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Jim where is Pam?

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But it is already three o'clock!

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Whether you're scared of dying, or dying Alone, or dying drunk in a ditch. Don't be. It's going to be okay.

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Yeah I was tripling up. There's not enough time in the day to have a special moment with everybody.

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And you, why are you still here.

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No, you are not going to quit today. For goodness sake, this is not going to be your last day in the office. Everybody gets dumped Gabe. Can I give you a piece of advice? A little cover-up on your Adam's apple will make it appear smaller, and make you look less like a transvestite.

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Okay, everybody come on. Conference room five seconds! Let's go! Hurry up, let's do this!

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What is this meeting about?

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Okay, here we are in the conference room. Once again. And I just wanted to call you all here, together, because I have something important. Well there's two things actually. Okay first, I would like a whereabouts on Pam. And secondly, Phyllis how are those mittens coming? Because I would actually like to bring them home and pack them. I'm leaving for the day at four.

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Well power through the arthritis Phyllis you can do it!

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Umm, hmm?

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Ummm... Hm... No. No. There's a special guest that I would like to invite to say one last goodbye. So here he comes, he's coming right in. Oh hi everybody, it's Ping! And I'm here to say goodbye to all you wonderful people! Thank you everybody! You've been so wonderful! I ruv you all! I ruv you very much!

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Sure. Be right out!

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Ohh...

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Okay...

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Maybe.

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Why am I so sad? Am I doing the wrong thing?

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T-Shirt idea, goodbyes stink. Okay, alright. So. James Halpert. You started with this company, as a fine young man...

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Oh, okay.

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Oh shoot! That's my cab.

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Alright.

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I know, it's okay. Just, give her a hug. Alright?

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I am looking forward to lunch. And hearing about what a great boss I am.

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Okay... Phyllis.

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No no no, let me see. Oh Phyllis, nice try. I love 'em.

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Later guys.

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Got almost everybody. So... Holly's my family now. She's my family. The babies that I make with her, will be my children. The people that you work with, are just... when you get down to it... your very best friends. They say, on your deathbed, you never wish you spent more time at the office. But I will. Gotta be a lot better than a deathbed. I actually don't understand deathbeds. I mean, who would buy that?

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Well, I guess this is it. Hey will you guys let me know if this ever airs? Thank you. Alright... Oh! This is gonna feel so good, getting this thing off my chest. That's what she said!

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That's what she said.

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I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. It's every parent's dream.

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