Michael Scarn

The hero of Threat Level Midnight, the movie Michael spent years on. Every line that names him, including the table read.

20 quotes

Jim

Agent Michael Scarn.

Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4303
Jim

Oh, those are drawings. In case the writing didn't really put a picture in your head. And there he is, in the flesh, Agent Michael Scarn. Now we know what he looks like.

Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4307
Jim

The lead role of Agent Michael Scarn?

Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4323
Jim

Inside the FBI, Agent Michael Scarn sits with his feet up on his desk. Catherine Zeta Jones enters.

Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4336
Ryan

Agent Michael Scarn, you lost some weight.

Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4345
Jim

Michael Scarn takes out a nine-millimeter gun and shoots the-

Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4349
Ryan

Hahaha, Agent Michael Scarn, you so funny. Word.

Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4351
Jim

A man sitting several seats down, who has a gold face, turns to Michael Scarn. Uh... Ooh, Oscar, you wanna play Goldenface?

Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4353
Jim

Could it be that Agent Michael Scarn has finally found his Catherine Zeta?

Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4426
Jim

Bullets are flying everywhere. Ooo, wait, last page, big finish. Here we go. Agent Michael Scarn kicks open the plane door with a karate chop.

Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4482
Jim

Another bullets heads towards Agent Michael Scarn, but he jumps out of the plane without a parachute.

Season 2 · Episode 7 · Quote 4490
Michael

Boom! Detective Michael Scarn. I'm with the FBI.

Season 2 · Episode 9 · Quote 5080
Michael

Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! No deal. Not with Michael Scarn, FBI. Michael Scarn doesn't make deals. Michael Scarn shoots and then asks questions later.

Season 2 · Episode 9 · Quote 5252
Michael

Well, he, Michael Scarn, that character, orders people around, and that's, you should of just gone-

Season 2 · Episode 9 · Quote 5263
Michael

You shouldn't have been, 'cause you were dealing with Michael Scarn. That was exactly what I was hoping to achieve, so that is probably the best thing you could have said, that's a compliment.

Season 2 · Episode 9 · Quote 5277
Michael

James Bond Fire. I am Bond fire, James Bond Fire. Michael Scarn.

Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20525
Michael

Michael Scarn.

Season 5 · Episode 12 · Quote 26456
Michael

My name is Michael Scarn. I am a local business owner and I would like to find out about your company.

Season 5 · Episode 12 · Quote 26493
Dwight

I play Samuel, Michael Scarn's robot butler. I wanted Samuel's voice- to be like this! But Michael thought that Samuel should be a very advance android, almost indistinguishable from a real person.

Season 7 · Episode 16 · Quote 43208
Jim

I'm sorry, I'm really, really sorry. I think I was just relieved, to see that Michael Scarn got his confidence back.

Season 7 · Episode 16 · Quote 43219