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That's What She Said

Every line that has it. Michael said most of them. Dwight, Jim and a few others got theirs in too.

38 quotes

  1. Michael

    That's what she said. Pam?

    Season 2 · Episode 2 · Quote 2545

  2. Jim

    Does that include 'That's What She Said'?

    Season 2 · Episode 2 · Quote 2591

  3. Michael

    THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

    Season 2 · Episode 2 · Quote 2594

  4. Michael

    A, that's what she said, and B, I wanted it to be impressive. The biggest day of the year deserves the biggest tree of the year.

    Season 2 · Episode 10 · Quote 5325

  5. Dwight

    That's what she said.

    Season 2 · Episode 12 · Quote 6322

  6. Michael

    Uh, that's what she said. See, haven't lost my sense of humor. No, no need, it was a non-stick grill.

    Season 2 · Episode 12 · Quote 6353

  7. Michael

    That's what she said!

    Season 2 · Episode 17 · Quote 7644

  8. Michael

    That's what she said. The thing is, Angela... you are in here an awful lot. You have complained about everybody in the office, except Dwight, which is odd because everyone else has had run ins with Dwight. Toby, by the way, what does 'redacted' mean? There is a file full of complaints in here marked 'redacted'... ?

    Season 2 · Episode 21 · Quote 8872

  9. Michael

    I am glad that today spurred social change. That's part of my job as regional manager. But you know what? Even if it didn't, at least we put this matter to bed. ...that's what she said. Or he said.

    Season 3 · Episode 1 · Quote 9624

  10. Stanley

    That's what she said.

    Season 3 · Episode 5 · Quote 10904

  11. Michael

    Oh. That's what she said.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Quote 12594

  12. Dwight

    That's what she said.

    Season 3 · Episode 12 · Quote 13337

  13. Michael

    That's what she said.

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14302

  14. Jan

    Why is this so hard? That's what she said. Oh my God. What am I saying?

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14374

  15. Michael

    No, no. I need two men on this. That's what she said. No time! But she did. NO TIME! Guys, get on this. Dwight, I want you to be in charge of the press conference.

    Season 3 · Episode 20 · Quote 15386

  16. Everyone

    That's what she said!

    Season 3 · Episode 22 · Quote 16406

  17. Michael

    Hey. Can you make that straighter? That's what she said.

    Season 4 · Episode 2 · Quote 17570

  18. Michael

    And the best way to start is to hit start. And up comes the toolbar, that's what she said. What we have to do here is go to Run, and then you look up to PowerPoint. And we are in. We are going to register. You hit register--- Updates are ready. I should update. Um, estimated time 12 minutes, so this should take 5 or 10 minutes.

    Season 4 · Episode 4 · Quote 18960

  19. Michael

    That's what I said. That's what she said.

    Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20122

  20. Jim

    That's what she said.

    Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20125

  21. Michael

    That's what she said.

    Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20270

  22. Michael

    That's what she said.

    Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20272

  23. Michael

    Come again? That's what she said? I don't know what you're talking about.

    Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20278

  24. Deposition Reporter

    Mr. Schneider: And you were directly under her the entire time? Mr. Scott: That's what she said.

    Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20283

  25. Michael

    THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! THAT IS A 200 DOLLAR PLASMA SCREEN TV YOU JUST KILLED! Good luck paying me back on your zero dollars a year salary plus benefits, babe!

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20716

  26. Michael

    That's what she said.

    Season 4 · Episode 12 · Quote 21481

  27. Michael

    That's what she said.

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 23150

  28. Michael

    It squeaks when you bang it, that's what she said. Let's hear it for me! Right? A bargain at any price!

    Season 5 · Episode 4 · Quote 23911

  29. Michael

    That's what she said.

    Season 5 · Episode 5 · Quote 24197

  30. Pam

    That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said!

    Season 5 · Episode 6 · Quote 24755

  31. Dwight

    That's what she said!

    Season 5 · Episode 17 · Quote 28090

  32. Michael

    That's what she said.

    Season 6 · Episode 18 · Quote 36371

  33. Michael

    That's what she said.

    Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40587

  34. David

    No, no. No, comedy is a place where the mind goes to tickle itself. That's what she said.. Ohh.

    Season 7 · Episode 13 · Quote 42260

  35. Holly

    I'm not saying it won't be hard. But we can make it work. That's what she said.

    Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43115

  36. Michael

    Well, I guess this is it. Hey will you guys let me know if this ever airs? Thank you. Alright... Oh! This is gonna feel so good, getting this thing off my chest. That's what she said!

    Season 7 · Episode 21 · Quote 44696

  37. Creed

    Yeah. That's what she said.

    Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54088

  38. Michael

    That's what she said.

    Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59751