Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

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Best Pam Beesly quotes

1. I don't think it would be the worst thing if they let me go because then I might... I don't think it's many little girls' dream to be a receptionist. I like to do illustrations. Um... Mostly watercolor. A few oil pencil. Um, Jim thinks they're good.

   Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 83

2. Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam.

   Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 84

3. Roy's my fiance. We've been engaged about three years. We were supposed to get married in September but I think we're gonna get married in the spring.

   Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 178

4. You know what they say about a car wreck, where it's so awful you can't look away? The Dundies are like a car wreck that you want to look away, but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you.

   Season 2 · Episode 1 · Quote 2000

5. And, I feel God in this Chili's tonight. WHOOOOOOOO!!!!

   Season 2 · Episode 1 · Quote 2212

6. I like fire drills. You know what's the greatest? Like, when you were in school and the teacher would let you have class outside.

   Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3471

7. Yeah I did a watercolor of Frances Willard Elementary School for a contest they were having. They were calling with the results. And I won. I won! My painting won. So I like to thank my mom for always encouraging me. And I like to thank my dad for buying me my first set of art pencils. And I'd like to thank the sixth grade class that picked me.

   Season 3 · Episode 12 · Quote 13254

8. I have decided that I'm going to be more honest. I'm going to tell people what I want. Directly. So, look out world, cause ol' Pammy is getting what she wants. And, don't call me Pammy.

   Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14325

9. Hey! I want to say something. I've been trying to be more honest lately and I just need to say a few things. I did the coal walk! Just, I did it! Michael, you couldn't even do that. Maybe I should be your boss? Wow, I feel really good right now. Why didn't any of you come to my art show? I invited all of you. That really sucked. It's like sometimes some of you act like I don't even exist. Jim, I called off my wedding because of you. And now we're not even friends. And things are just like weird between us, and that sucks. And I miss you. You were my best friend before you went to Stamford, and I really miss you. I shouldn't have been with Roy. And there were a lot of reasons to call off my wedding. But the truth is, I didn't care about any of those reasons until I met you. And now you're with someone else. And that's... fine. It's... whatever. That's not what... I'm not... Okay, my feet really hurt. The thing that I'm just trying to say to you, Jim... and to everyone else in this circle I guess, is that I miss having fun with you. Just you, not everyone in the circle. Okay, I am going to go walk in the water now. Yeah. It's a good day.

   Season 3 · Episode 22 · Quote 16339

10. You came up to my desk, and said, this might sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you're about to eat has expired.

    Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18590

11. Guess who just got into the Pratt School of Design.

    Season 4 · Episode 14 · Quote 22060

12. Tomorrow I start a three-month design program at the Pratt Institute in New York. I will be a little fish in the big apple. What up, 212?

    Season 5 · Episode 1 · Quote 22686

13. I hate the idea that someone out there hates me. I even hate thinking that Al-Qaeda hates me. I think if they got to know me, they wouldn't hate me. But Karen knows me, and she still hates me, so...

    Season 5 · Episode 14 · Quote 27139

14. Is this what I've become? Materialistic? Shallow? I feel horrible. oh look! 'Mrs. Pam Halpert!' That's the first time I've seen it in writing!

    Season 6 · Episode 3 · Quote 31542

15. No, no it wasn't Andy. It wasn't. It doesn't matter. It's not about who you've been with. It's about who you end up with. Sometimes the heart doesn't know what it wants until it finds what it wants.

    Season 6 · Episode 20 · Quote 37143

16. I am. I am the office administrator!

    Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38755

17. Oh, haha. Oh well. Pobody's nerfect, right?

    Season 8 · Episode 6 · Quote 47421

18. I didn't watch the whole documentary. After a few episodes, it was too painful. I kept wanting to scream at Pam. It took me so long to do so many important things. It's just hard to accept that I spent so many years being less happy than I could have been. Jim was 5 feet from my desk and it took me four years to get to him. It'd be great if people saw this documentary and learned from my mistakes. Not that I'm a tragic person. I'm really happy now. But'it would just'just make my heart soar if someone out there saw this and she said to herself 'be strong, trust yourself, love yourself. Conquer your fears. Just go after what you want and act fast, because life just isn't that long.'

    Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59859

19. I thought it was weird when you picked us to make a documentary. But all in all, I think an ordinary paper company like Dunder Mifflin was a great subject for a documentary. There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?

    Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59909

Every Pam Beesly quote, in script order

1. Well. I don't know.

   Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 8

2. What?

   Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 10

3. Uh, yeah. Just a fax.

   Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 12

4. You haven't told me.

   Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 14

5. Uh, yeah, the one...

   Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 38

6. You put in the garbage can that was a special filing cabinet.

   Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 40

7. I have an important question for you.

   Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 70

8. Are you going to Angela's cat party on Sunday?

   Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 72

9. This is Mr. Scott.

   Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 77

10. I don't think it would be the worst thing if they let me go because then I might... I don't think it's many little girls' dream to be a receptionist. I like to do illustrations. Um... Mostly watercolor. A few oil pencil. Um, Jim thinks they're good.

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 83

11. Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam.

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 84

12. You just still have these messages from yesterday.

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 97

13. What?

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 99

14. Don't we all?

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 101

15. Nothing.

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 103

16. I was in the meeting with Jan and she did say that it could be this branch that gets the axe.

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 131

17. Jim said mixed berries? Well, yeah, he's on to me. Um...

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 138

18. [Laughing]

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 150

19. Yeah.

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 169

20. So when are we going out?

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 171

21. OK. Yeah.

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 173

22. Hey.

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 177

23. Roy's my fiance. We've been engaged about three years. We were supposed to get married in September but I think we're gonna get married in the spring.

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 178

24. Do you mind if I go out for a drink with these guys?

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 179

25. OK. I'm gonna be a few minutes. So it's only twenty past five. I still have to do my faxes.

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 181

26. You got a fax.

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 194

27. What? Why?

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 196

28. Stealing? What am I supposed to have stolen?

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 198

29. Post-it Notes? What are those worth, 50 cents?

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 200

30. Are you serious?

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 202

31. I can't believe this. I mean I have never even stolen as much as a paperclip and you're firing me.

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 204

32. You're a jerk.

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 207

33. Hey.

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 210

34. Good. I thought you were going out for a drink with...

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 213

35. It's better, thanks.

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 215

36. Yeah.

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 217

37. Is...?

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 219

38. Um... Are you...

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 221

39. Yes.

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 223

40. Yeah.

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 225

41. Yeah. Listen, have a nice weekend.

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 228

42. I guess.

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 234

43. What?

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 236

44. Wired.

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 256

45. Oh, yeah.

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 258

46. Smoked turkey.

    Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 260

47. Yeah, Freecell.

    Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 284

48. I know. I saw that.

    Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 286

49. I'm saving that 'cause I like it when the cards go T-ts-ts-tch-tch-tch.

    Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 288

50. Um, hi. How are you?

    Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 417

51. Great.

    Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 419

52. Thank you.

    Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 422

53. That's nice, Dwight.

    Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 428

54. OK, I like your food.

    Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 430

55. OK. If I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver.

    Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 433

56. Mmmm.

    Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 467

57. Oh.

    Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 469

58. Sorry.

    Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 471

59. Um, that spells incest.

    Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 491

60. It would've been just as easy for him to spell insect. Of course, that wouldn't have made any sense either.

    Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 498

61. Yeah, um, there's good things about Michael. He uh, uh... Yeah, definitely. Um...

    Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 509

62. Seventy-six percent. What's yours?

    Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 516

63. You're doing fine.

    Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 518

64. People treat us like the race on our forehead. And then we guess what race we are.

    Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 535

65. No.

    Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 546

66. No.

    Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 548

67. No.

    Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 550

68. No.

    Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 552

69. No.

    Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 554

70. It didn't have anything to do with race.

    Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 559

71. One time we had an ethnic festival in Scranton. One time.

    Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 561

72. What card was she?

    Season 1 · Episode 2 · Quote 565

73. I'm not making any copies.

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 569

74. Nothing new.

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 571

75. There's nothing new.

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 573

76. Oh, do you want me to repeat the messages that I gave you before for the...

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 575

77. No. I have a life.

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 595

78. You should try it sometime.

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 597

79. [laughs]... your problem.

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 599

80. Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 623

81. Where are you?

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 625

82. Actually, people are really unhappy. Um, Dwight sent around this memo and people are freaking out 'cause the...

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 627

83. No you're not.

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 629

84. OK.

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 631

85. Still no one calling.

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 633

86. Dwight, what...

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 634

87. OK. Dwight. Are you really in charge of picking the health care plan?

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 643

88. This is a ridiculously awful plan. Because you cut everything.

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 645

89. Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 653

90. Dwight's health care memo. I told you about it.

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 662

91. Michael, he made huge cuts.

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 666

92. Where are you going?

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 684

93. I'm inventing new diseases.

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 690

94. So, let's say my teeth turn to liquid and then, they drip down the back of my throat. What would you call that?

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 692

95. Nice.

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 694

96. It's an epidemic.

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 716

97. Hey, Jim. It's Pam.

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 736

98. Good, how are you? Busy?

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 739

99. Um, I'm not bothering you, am I?

    Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 742

100. You don't have anything you're doing?

     Season 1 · Episode 3 · Quote 744