Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

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1. Well. I don't know.

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2. What?

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3. Uh, yeah. Just a fax.

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4. You haven't told me.

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5. Uh, yeah, the one...

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6. You put in the garbage can that was a special filing cabinet.

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7. I have an important question for you.

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8. Are you going to Angela's cat party on Sunday?

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9. This is Mr. Scott.

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10. I don't think it would be the worst thing if they let me go because then I might... I don't think it's many little girls' dream to be a receptionist. I like to do illustrations. Um... Mostly watercolor. A few oil pencil. Um, Jim thinks they're good.

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11. Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam.

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12. You just still have these messages from yesterday.

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13. What?

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14. Don't we all?

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15. Nothing.

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16. I was in the meeting with Jan and she did say that it could be this branch that gets the axe.

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17. Jim said mixed berries? Well, yeah, he's on to me. Um...

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18. [Laughing]

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19. Yeah.

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20. So when are we going out?

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21. OK. Yeah.

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22. Hey.

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23. Roy's my fiance. We've been engaged about three years. We were supposed to get married in September but I think we're gonna get married in the spring.

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24. Do you mind if I go out for a drink with these guys?

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25. OK. I'm gonna be a few minutes. So it's only twenty past five. I still have to do my faxes.

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26. You got a fax.

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27. What? Why?

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28. Stealing? What am I supposed to have stolen?

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29. Post-it Notes? What are those worth, 50 cents?

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30. Are you serious?

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31. I can't believe this. I mean I have never even stolen as much as a paperclip and you're firing me.

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32. You're a jerk.

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33. Hey.

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34. Good. I thought you were going out for a drink with...

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35. It's better, thanks.

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36. Yeah.

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37. Is...?

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38. Um... Are you...

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39. Yes.

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40. Yeah.

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41. Yeah. Listen, have a nice weekend.

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42. I guess.

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43. What?

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44. Wired.

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45. Oh, yeah.

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46. Smoked turkey.

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47. Yeah, Freecell.

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48. I know. I saw that.

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49. I'm saving that 'cause I like it when the cards go T-ts-ts-tch-tch-tch.

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50. Um, hi. How are you?

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51. Great.

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52. Thank you.

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53. That's nice, Dwight.

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54. OK, I like your food.

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55. OK. If I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver.

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56. Mmmm.

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57. Oh.

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58. Sorry.

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59. Um, that spells incest.

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60. It would've been just as easy for him to spell insect. Of course, that wouldn't have made any sense either.

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61. Yeah, um, there's good things about Michael. He uh, uh... Yeah, definitely. Um...

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62. Seventy-six percent. What's yours?

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63. You're doing fine.

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64. People treat us like the race on our forehead. And then we guess what race we are.

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65. No.

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66. No.

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67. No.

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68. No.

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69. No.

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70. It didn't have anything to do with race.

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71. One time we had an ethnic festival in Scranton. One time.

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72. What card was she?

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73. I'm not making any copies.

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74. Nothing new.

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75. There's nothing new.

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76. Oh, do you want me to repeat the messages that I gave you before for the...

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77. No. I have a life.

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78. You should try it sometime.

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79. [laughs]... your problem.

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80. Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.

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81. Where are you?

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82. Actually, people are really unhappy. Um, Dwight sent around this memo and people are freaking out 'cause the...

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83. No you're not.

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84. OK.

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85. Still no one calling.

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86. Dwight, what...

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87. OK. Dwight. Are you really in charge of picking the health care plan?

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88. This is a ridiculously awful plan. Because you cut everything.

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89. Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?

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90. Dwight's health care memo. I told you about it.

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91. Michael, he made huge cuts.

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92. Where are you going?

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93. I'm inventing new diseases.

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94. So, let's say my teeth turn to liquid and then, they drip down the back of my throat. What would you call that?

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95. Nice.

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96. It's an epidemic.

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97. Hey, Jim. It's Pam.

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98. Good, how are you? Busy?

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99. Um, I'm not bothering you, am I?

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100. You don't have anything you're doing?

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