Stanley Hudson Quotes from The Office

Salesman, crossword solver, pretzel day devotee.

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1. Well...

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2. It could be out of your hands Michael.

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3. Can you promise that?

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4. It's just that we need to know.

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5. You can't say for sure whether it'll be us or them, can you?

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6. Fine. How are you?

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7. I admire your culture's success in America.

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8. Who am I supposed to be?

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9. It's collard greens.

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10. It's collard greens.

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11. There's no dental, there's no vision, there's a $1,200 deductible.

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12. ...the light green or green...

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13. Oh, thanks.

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14. This isn't the big surprise, is it? Because we've been having a pretty horrible day.

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15. What about confidentiality?

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16. We all think you don't have a surprise.

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17. Why'd you do this?

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18. Last year, five years ago...

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19. I'm sorry?

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20. Why 'of course'?

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21. What's that supposed to mean?

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22. Oh, my ankle!

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23. Oh, actually no I don't Michael.

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24. Oh. Go away.

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25. Hmmm...

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26. Is that from the machine that was in your office?

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27. I thought that was the incentive prize for the top salesperson.

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28. I don't know where they are, I think I threw them out.

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29. I think I did.

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30. Say, we got to order some more apa-teezers this time. We ran out last year, remember?

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31. You said, we could bring our families.

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32. I did, my wife's name is Terri.

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33. It's this person who's hand I'm holding Michael.

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34. Well, well, last year, I got great work, so I don't...

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35. So, I don't know what to think about this award. But at least I didn't get smelliest bowel movement like Kevin.

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36. That is my daughter. She goes to Catholic girls' school. I am taking it down right now.

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37. Yeah, I got a game. It's called 'work hard so my kids can go to college.'

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38. A little bit more and I would have had it.

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39. Oscar!

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40. Ooh.

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41. That's one book. You've got two others.

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42. Okay, um...

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43. Come on people, you know the rules of the game now.

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44. Okay. It's called Who Would You Do?

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45. I have a client who watches that movie once a week, at least.

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46. I should put you in touch with him. Maybe we could get together and work on that account.

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47. No.

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48. To the.

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49. You're fired. Get your fingers off my phone.

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50. Something wrong, Michael?

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51. Yeah, We're not doing that. I have kids in college. Make a decision.

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52. I don't want to stay until seven again this year.

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53. Michael, can't your conversation wait till Monday.

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54. I don't care.

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55. Excuse me?

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56. Hi, Michael.

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57. No. Are those purchase orders signed?

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58. Huh? What?

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59. Are those purchase orders signed?

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60. Look, I just want to have a job, Michael. If we don't get these purchase orders...

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61. I'm sorry, Phyllis. No, I don't think they'll get the account.

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62. Sometimes women say more in their pauses than they say in their words.

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63. Oh, yes. Let's listen to it again. And this time, really listen to the pauses.

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64. Oh, no, that's ok. I did learn it on the streets. On the ghetto, in fact.

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65. It's all about my bonus.

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66. I'm back.

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67. I think I do.

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68. I didn't think the premium laser color copy batch would sell as well as it did.

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69. It's fine.

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70. Oh, good one.

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71. I know how to plug something in.

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72. That was meant for Kelly.

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73. And you should have just bought a $20 gift like everyone else.

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74. All right, I'm done now.

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75. Stanley Hudson.

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76. Michael.

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77. I need to know...

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78. What we're doing.

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79. You said bring a toothbrush.

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80. Is this an overnight?

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81. Should my wife tell her boss she's not coming in tomorrow?

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82. Not maybe. Yes or no.

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83. In January?

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84. Well, we're not going to Florida.

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85. [gives Phyllis a look]

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86. I'm not disabled and neither are you.

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87. Mailboxes, Etc.

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88. Uh hmmmm... .

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89. I mean I'm learning nothing.

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90. I'm on the phone.

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91. What is?

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92. Hmm?

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93. Excuse me one second, please. What is it that you need right now that you can't wait until I'm off the phone with a customer?

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94. That's not what a hate crime is.

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95. ...cases of typical format and coated white paper. Okay, thanks again so much. All right, bye-bye.

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96. Yes.

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97. A sale.

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98. Big.

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99. Just big.

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100. Big.

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