Michael Scott Quotes from The Office (page 94)

Regional manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, World's Best Boss.

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1. Sure. Thanks for asking.

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2. Oh, wow.

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3. That is amazing. I feel like a real Puerto Rican.

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4. Erin, look.

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5. Yeah.

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6. Yeah, no, it's nobody.

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7. Hmm... no.

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8. I don't.

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9. I don't deserve this, guys.

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10. No, I don't.

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11. [long exhale]

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12. I was probably going to break up with her anyway.

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13. Pam, it is very complicated. There are a lot of moving parts here.

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14. It is.

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15. You want me to be happy?

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16. Part of the problem is, she is the mother of a close friend of mine.

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17. More than a friend, a co-worker.

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18. It's okay.

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19. That could have gone one of two ways, but I never expected her to get upset.

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20. Okay.

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21. Feels good.

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22. I'm sleeping with Pam's mom. Sometimes, dinner.

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23. Due to a certain recent incident, corporate has asked all the branches to come up with ideas as to how we can better communicate with our communities.

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24. That was a hit job. If you read the Dunder Mifflin press release it clearly states that they had absolutely nothing to do with that particular cancer cluster. So if there is a lesson to be learned here and I'm not sure that there is, it is that in order to help our communities, we need to put other people's needs ahead of our own.

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25. Who wants to help the world one step at a time? Alright, good.

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26. Alright, that's...

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27. Alright...

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28. Okay, I'm out of here, see you later guys...

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29. Ok, oh no here's an idea... conservation...

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30. Anybody else? Who else has an idea?

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31. Can you hold down the fort? Hey boo!

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32. What's it... why are you crying?

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33. No, no, no, I'll talk to her. I will... No... nobody talks to my baby that way... uh ah... yeah, I'll let you know how it goes. Alright, by pickle.

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34. Pamela Morgan Beesly, you need to apologize to your mother right now.

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35. For trying to find happiness in the arms of a lover?

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36. Alright, in my defense...

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37. Shut up Oscar. Hey, alright, you know what, clearly I'm outnumbered here, but can I just say one thing, please? What is so wrong about me? I'm caring, I'm generous, I'm sensual. Is it really so horrible that I could possibly go out and find happiness.

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38. Let's get back to the matter at hand.

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39. No, no, no... no, no...

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40. I don't like the tone here... this is a place of business, you are to listen to others, you are to give others respect, and you are to keep your personal issues out of it.

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41. Do not talk to me that way! I am your boss and I may someday be your father, so get out.

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42. I hope that you are willing to die in this office, because I am...

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43. Hey Toby, could I talk to you for a minute?

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44. Um, I just wanted to apologize for taking that tone with you earlier that was... uncalled for, I'm sorry.

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45. Can I sit down for a second?

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46. This is gonna sound weird, but I think I may be the victim of a hostile work environment with this whole Pam situation.

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47. She brought it into the work place so I feel like it has to be dealt with here.

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48. Really? Would you do that?

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49. You're a good, good guy.

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50. No... that's...

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51. I don't... um... I can't hear your conversation.

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52. Yeah, yeah, yeah-okay... you're a jackass. Hey, hey, you know what? You're just as stubborn as your mother, when you don't wanna do something you just don't do it.

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53. You were right Jim, shoulda listened to you, should never have told her.

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54. Okay, do you want me to stop seeing your mom? Is that how we're gonna get past this? Cause, I will.

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55. Well, that is not gonna happen!

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56. Because I assumed that you want me to be happy because I want you to be happy.

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57. You know what? I'm gonna start dating her even harder.

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58. You know what it means.

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59. I don't need to be friends with Pam. I have plenty of female friends. My mom, Pam's mom, my aunt... although she just blocked me on IM, what's her face from Quiznos, I see her four times a week.

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60. Night everyone. Night Pam, thanks again for the rum.

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61. Night Erin.

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62. Welcome children of the Scranton Industrial Park Community.

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63. Join your gangsta pumpkin on his palette truck of doom. Don't worry about a thing. Rest assured you will see me later. Bwah ha ha... ... ha ha ha.

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64. I am going to scare these kids so bad.

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65. Kids, just remember, suicide is never the answer. Alright?

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66. Why is Christmas the only holiday that can have a message?

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67. It is the easy way out. You are not alone.

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68. Who wants candy?

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69. ...and then I think I'm going to go to the Garlic Festival.

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70. Sounds like fun. You guys would love it.

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71. They have a TCBY booth.

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72. The same stuff you get downtown.

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73. Do you like TCBY?

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74. I can't believe it's- I can't believe it's yogurt. Uh... it'll be fun

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75. You should give them a call. Check that out.

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76. Jim's a good kid. He can handle a lot but sometimes you have to call in a master. I, uh... why would you date an amateur when you could date a professional?

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77. Wha- what?

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78. Why don't they just want you to go by yourself? Why do they want me to come, too? I don't understand.

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79. I don't want you to feel like I'm baby-sitting you, or something. Alright.

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80. Let me get your stroller.

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81. What are you gonna call him?

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82. No. What is his name?

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83. Mr. Bourchard. They're very formal.

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84. Yeah, well... this is not the phone. This is real life, baby, and you gotta own it. Is that what you are wearing?

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85. ...and that is the watch that you are going to wear? No. It is not. You should wear this watch. I will loan it to you. It is a Tankard. I highly recommend you wear that.

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86. They are into style.

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87. They are into appearance. We are selling success.

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88. That's sorta secondary.

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89. Alright. Hi. Any messages?

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90. Uh, well, Jim and I got caught in a little flash rain, flash wind, flash lightning.

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91. It was. It was. And then in an instant it wasn't.

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92. It rained.

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93. Nothing. Cocoa.

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94. Good. Yep.

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95. Ok. Thank you.

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96. Yeah?

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97. Ok. Put them on speaker. Hey guys, what's going on?

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98. Uh... I can't really hear you. I think we have sort of a bad connection.

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99. It was- Ok. This is what it was. It was these bunch of idiots who had put a fish tank in the ground with no cover and no railing.

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100. No. Maybe I was trying to save a child that had fallen in.

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