Michael Scott Quotes from The Office | Page 94

Sure. Thanks for asking.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32676

Oh, wow.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32685

That is amazing. I feel like a real Puerto Rican.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32687

Erin, look.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32689

Yeah.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32691

Yeah, no, it's nobody.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32693

Hmm... no.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32695

I don't.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32697

I don't deserve this, guys.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32700

No, I don't.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32702

[long exhale]

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32704

I was probably going to break up with her anyway.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32706

Pam, it is very complicated. There are a lot of moving parts here.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32709

It is.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32711

You want me to be happy?

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32713

Part of the problem is, she is the mother of a close friend of mine.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32715

More than a friend, a co-worker.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32717

It's okay.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32719

That could have gone one of two ways, but I never expected her to get upset.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32721

Okay.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32724

Feels good.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32726

I'm sleeping with Pam's mom. Sometimes, dinner.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32728

Due to a certain recent incident, corporate has asked all the branches to come up with ideas as to how we can better communicate with our communities.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32749

That was a hit job. If you read the Dunder Mifflin press release it clearly states that they had absolutely nothing to do with that particular cancer cluster. So if there is a lesson to be learned here and I'm not sure that there is, it is that in order to help our communities, we need to put other people's needs ahead of our own.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32751

Who wants to help the world one step at a time? Alright, good.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32754

Alright, that's...

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32756

Alright...

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32758

Okay, I'm out of here, see you later guys...

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32760

Ok, oh no here's an idea... conservation...

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32762

Anybody else? Who else has an idea?

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32764

Can you hold down the fort? Hey boo!

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32767

What's it... why are you crying?

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32769

No, no, no, I'll talk to her. I will... No... nobody talks to my baby that way... uh ah... yeah, I'll let you know how it goes. Alright, by pickle.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32774

Pamela Morgan Beesly, you need to apologize to your mother right now.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32776

For trying to find happiness in the arms of a lover?

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32782

Alright, in my defense...

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32786

Shut up Oscar. Hey, alright, you know what, clearly I'm outnumbered here, but can I just say one thing, please? What is so wrong about me? I'm caring, I'm generous, I'm sensual. Is it really so horrible that I could possibly go out and find happiness.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32791

Let's get back to the matter at hand.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32796

No, no, no... no, no...

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32798

I don't like the tone here... this is a place of business, you are to listen to others, you are to give others respect, and you are to keep your personal issues out of it.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32800

Do not talk to me that way! I am your boss and I may someday be your father, so get out.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32802

I hope that you are willing to die in this office, because I am...

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32804

Hey Toby, could I talk to you for a minute?

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32834

Um, I just wanted to apologize for taking that tone with you earlier that was... uncalled for, I'm sorry.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32836

Can I sit down for a second?

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32838

This is gonna sound weird, but I think I may be the victim of a hostile work environment with this whole Pam situation.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32840

She brought it into the work place so I feel like it has to be dealt with here.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32842

Really? Would you do that?

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32844

You're a good, good guy.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32846

No... that's...

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32853

I don't... um... I can't hear your conversation.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32856

Yeah, yeah, yeah-okay... you're a jackass. Hey, hey, you know what? You're just as stubborn as your mother, when you don't wanna do something you just don't do it.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32859

You were right Jim, shoulda listened to you, should never have told her.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32862

Okay, do you want me to stop seeing your mom? Is that how we're gonna get past this? Cause, I will.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32865

Well, that is not gonna happen!

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32867

Because I assumed that you want me to be happy because I want you to be happy.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32869

You know what? I'm gonna start dating her even harder.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32871

You know what it means.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32873

I don't need to be friends with Pam. I have plenty of female friends. My mom, Pam's mom, my aunt... although she just blocked me on IM, what's her face from Quiznos, I see her four times a week.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32877

Night everyone. Night Pam, thanks again for the rum.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32890

Night Erin.

Season 6 · Episode 6 · Quote 32892

Welcome children of the Scranton Industrial Park Community.

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32907

Join your gangsta pumpkin on his palette truck of doom. Don't worry about a thing. Rest assured you will see me later. Bwah ha ha... ... ha ha ha.

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32909

I am going to scare these kids so bad.

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32911

Kids, just remember, suicide is never the answer. Alright?

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32926

Why is Christmas the only holiday that can have a message?

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32927

It is the easy way out. You are not alone.

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32928

Who wants candy?

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32930

...and then I think I'm going to go to the Garlic Festival.

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32931

Sounds like fun. You guys would love it.

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32933

They have a TCBY booth.

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32935

The same stuff you get downtown.

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32937

Do you like TCBY?

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32939

I can't believe it's- I can't believe it's yogurt. Uh... it'll be fun

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32941

You should give them a call. Check that out.

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32946

Jim's a good kid. He can handle a lot but sometimes you have to call in a master. I, uh... why would you date an amateur when you could date a professional?

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32948

Wha- what?

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32950

Why don't they just want you to go by yourself? Why do they want me to come, too? I don't understand.

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32952

I don't want you to feel like I'm baby-sitting you, or something. Alright.

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32954

Let me get your stroller.

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32956

What are you gonna call him?

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32958

No. What is his name?

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32960

Mr. Bourchard. They're very formal.

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32962

Yeah, well... this is not the phone. This is real life, baby, and you gotta own it. Is that what you are wearing?

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32964

...and that is the watch that you are going to wear? No. It is not. You should wear this watch. I will loan it to you. It is a Tankard. I highly recommend you wear that.

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32966

They are into style.

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32968

They are into appearance. We are selling success.

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32970

That's sorta secondary.

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32972

Alright. Hi. Any messages?

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32985

Uh, well, Jim and I got caught in a little flash rain, flash wind, flash lightning.

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32987

It was. It was. And then in an instant it wasn't.

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32989

It rained.

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32993

Nothing. Cocoa.

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32995

Good. Yep.

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 32997

Ok. Thank you.

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33004

Yeah?

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33006

Ok. Put them on speaker. Hey guys, what's going on?

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33008

Uh... I can't really hear you. I think we have sort of a bad connection.

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33010

It was- Ok. This is what it was. It was these bunch of idiots who had put a fish tank in the ground with no cover and no railing.

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33013

No. Maybe I was trying to save a child that had fallen in.

Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33015

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