Michael Scott Quotes from The Office (page 83)

Regional manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, World's Best Boss.

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1. Potential, lots of potential. yes.

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2. It's... it's very courageous, very exciting. Um...

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3. That's what I was thinking, with the farm, so... You getting to wherever I'm gonna put my thing.

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4. So think about it. Lets put a pin in it for now.

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5. I made it sterile.

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6. I am offering you the opportunity of a lifetime, Oscar. To come work for me.

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7. No, no no.

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8. Okay.

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9. Okay, hey, you already have the job. You don't have to convince me.

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10. Stanley?

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11. Listen, Listen, Stanley. You don't have to answer me now.

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12. Just... I want you to think about it, I'm starting my own company.

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13. Oh-okay, you're not letting me finish, and you just lost out on a million dollars.

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14. You know what. I had a great time at prom. And no one said 'Yes' to that either.

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15. Hmm?

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16. Okay, I have immunity. It's my two-weeks...

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17. Hank? You really think Hank is going to be loyal to you? Hank, please escort Charles from the building.

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18. Well here we are... I would just like to...

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19. Alright then everybody, I'm outta here!

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20. ... and I feel free!

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21. Shh shh shh... don't look down, look straight up. Come on please!

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22. Angela Kevin, you have to help me out I just need a few things then I will be gone.

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23. I was going to, I wanted to. But I had to start somewhere.

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24. No, of course not. But now I want everybody. Jim! Jim? Buddy, Hey! Buddy, Jimbo? Did you have time to think about my offer?

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25. So which way are you leaning?

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26. Thanks Jim.

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27. Okay, Okay, we don't have much time. Just act normal. Don't look at me people. Stop. Don't look down. Don't look down. He's going to see me. Don't look all the way up. Keep it at a normal height. Okay. This is not Michael Scott talking right now, this is your future. Hello, I am your future. You're older, and you are very happy now. Because you went with Michael Scott. Right. So everybody come on down. Lets just crawl out of here together. Alright? Come on! Are you, are you doing your best here? Are you being the best that you can be? Alright. Everybody who's going to go with me I want you to stomp your foot. Okay, alright. Come on. You're coming with me. Come on Phyllis. Here we go, here we go!

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28. Oh God... okay alright. It's time to go it's time to go. Jim, let's go. Come on!

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29. I think maybe Hank should be here.

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30. You're going to mess with me, is that what you're going to do? I'll tell you something Charles, I don't even care. Cause I've got nothing got lose. Oh my God, OH GOD! No no, all right. Fine, it's not even worth it.

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31. You are?

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32. Okay. It's going to be great.

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33. Right... Executive assistant.

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34. Alright, okay. Deal! Okay, well... Jim?

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35. Well, okay, lets go.

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36. Are people watching?

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37. Jim Jim Jim... we're having a company meeting here.

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38. Bye.

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39. Oh, good. My hooker's here. Hi.

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40. Yes I was. Yes I was.

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41. That is inappropriate, Pam. Come on in.

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42. Thank you. Would you like some french toast?

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43. What shape?

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44. Alright.

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45. After breakfast.

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46. So how you feeling about the new company?

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47. You excited? About the new company?

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48. After breakfast.

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49. No, I'm whipping them.

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50. Just let go.

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51. Let go, please. Just gimmee -

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52. I can't do this! This is pathetic, isn't it? I am such an idiot. I gave up the only job I ever loved to do this? I have egg in my Crocs.

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53. I feel weak today. Felt much stronger yesterday. Like Benjamin Button in reverse.

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54. I'm not overwhelmed, Pam.

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55. Whatever calms you down.

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56. Don't patronize me, Pam.

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57. I'm not getting dressed. I'm not getting dressed. I have too many things to do before I get dressed. I need to find a hundred clients.

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58. It's totally impossible!

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59. Assemble a sales team. A dream team.

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60. Okay, Ryan.

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61. He's everything I'm not and everything I am. He's the whole package.

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62. Umm... Oh! Vikram! Best salesman I've ever met.

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63. He worked at that telemarketing place.

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64. Okay. Oh also, we have a meeting this afternoon with a potential investor.

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65. Yeah.

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66. Maybe. Barbara Keebis. She invests in local businesses. And I am putting together a little presentation for her.

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67. Yeah, I guess it's not so bad. Got a few things cookin'. Umm...

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68. Alright.

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69. Oh. Wow. 'Michael Scott Paper Company.' Okay. Very official. 'Dear Mr. Scott. Please be advised that it is in violation of your condominium agreement to conduct a business headquartered in your residence. The penalty, a forfeiture of residence.'

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70. How are we gonna find an office? How can we pay for an office?

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71. Okay. Okay. 'Achey Breaky Fart.'

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72. No! No No. No. 'My Stumps.' Like 'My Humps' but a guy with no legs.

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73. We can do this.

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74. Yes we do. So, get excited. But I have to go the bathroom real quick. If you'll excuse me, be right back. Ah, okay.

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75. Hey. I would like a pair of size nine, please. It's Michael.

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76. Okay, imagine a company that has no memory of your past misconduct because they have no files.

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77. Well, it has always been a lifelong dream.

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78. I'm...

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79. Excuse me. Yes?

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80. Yes, it is.

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81. Yes.

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82. It is.

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83. Pam. Everyone deserves a second second chance. Ryan, just out of curiosity, how much do you get paid here?

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84. Would you like to come to work for the Michael Scott Paper Company?

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85. Uh, nine.

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86. Look what he's doing.

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87. He's stealing them. Okay, okay.

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88. He's already paying for himself.

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89. Right here.

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90. Oh yeah.

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91. Sounds awesome.

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92. Vikram, you ask a lot of questions and I like that. Hey, Nana! Hi!

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93. People turn to their families all the time when they need help starting out and if my Nana's investment club can help the Michael Scott Paper Company become a reality, then I'm sure that's what she would have wanted. Does want.

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94. Well I'm sure that you must all have very, very busy schedules, so I appreciate you meeting with us here today. What this is is a business that I have worked toward my entire life. Hey! I have assembled what I believe to be the most exciting, sought-after talent in the industry today. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the dream team. From our very own Scranton, Pennsylvania - Pam Beesly. Pretty Pam is always reaching for the stars and someday, she may just surprise us all and grab one. Meet Vikram. From his humble beginnings as a - stay standing - from his humble beginnings as a prominent surgeon, he risked it all to become the most successful telemarketer in the lipophedrene industry. And do not call it a comeback. The youngest vice president in the history of Dunder Mifflin, and recent bowling alley employee, Ryan Howard is about to make a splash in paper.

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95. Okay. I have spent the last 15 years learning the ins and outs of the paper industry. With a lean, mean fighting crew and low overhead, I think I can perform the same business at a much, much higher rate of profit.

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96. By wanting it more. By working hard-

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97. Mmmm-My mission is stated as follows: I will not be beat. I will never give up. I am on a mission. That is the Michael Scott guarantee.

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98. And I offer same day, free delivery.

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99. Nana. I really think that Papa would want you to do this.

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100. Well what is it exactly? I mean, what, what specifically? We don't - it doesn't have to be paper. We could sell medicine and other...

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