Michael Scott Quotes from The Office | Page 55

Yes.

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See ya, drive safely.

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Okay.

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Now we wait, and hopefully nothing happens.

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Not now Dwight, please, it's not the time.

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What a horrible day.

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Bluh.

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Well, I need to get the horrible taste of this pizza out of my mouth. I'd really like some sushi. I was hoping that I would have New York style sushi today. And you know what?

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I'm going to get it.

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Uh-uh, no, there is only one place where they authentic New York style sushi.

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New York. Wanna go?

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Alright, you drive.

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Here we go.

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Mmm.

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Hey, you know what? Come on, come on, let's go.

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Guilty.

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Oh, thanks. This is the guy that beat the computer.

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Yeah.

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I'm Ryan, and tonight didn't go the way that I thought it would, because it didn't work out for me, and I'm very embarrassed. I got egg all over my face.

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I never sold any paper, because I'm an idiot.

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I made it with my cheese pita.

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I started a fire, I started a fire.

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And I'm hot, I'm so hot. That's why everybody...

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Well, it's part of it, it's just the... uhhh.

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Wanna head back?

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What's wrong with me?

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I want you to look at me and tell me what is wrong with me. Don't avoid this. I know you're dying to say it, so just say it.

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What, no. No. Okay, bags. I have bags under my eyes, Pam. I didn't see it at home, I didn't see it in the bathroom, I didn't see it on any of the city mirrors, but in this light...

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The big, free mirrors that the city puts up, on trees and telephone poles? The big round things.

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Yes. I have bags under my eyes, and I can't go to New York like this! What do I do? What do I do?

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Really?

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That's it?

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All right! Martha Stewart! You can be Martha Stewart's receptionist! Very good! I will be tea baggin' it. Nn... no.

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Do I feel badly, that nobody out there was invited to a party that I was invited to? Not at all. Because they have to know that if they work hard and apply themselves, someday, they could be invited to a party like this. Of course, at that point, I will be going to much better parties that they will not be able to get into. What are you gonna do?

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Coat!

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Steak! Where's my steeaaak?

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Get me Armani.

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On the phone.

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Where's Armani? He's on the phone. Too slow. You are not going to Paris. I'm so much better than you are.

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I owe you an apology.

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Yeah. It was awesome. Big surprise ending. Won't ruin it for you.

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Meryl Streep is the bad guy. Never see it coming. Anyways, if I was mean in any way to you, I am sorry. I just want what's best for you, Mo Chuisle.

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So this one goes with my eyes and this one goes with your eyes. People have said I have very pretty eyes.

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I haven't heard the same about you. So let's just go with mine.

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We already have a sofa. So why do---

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It... folds up. You've only seen it flat.

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I--- Ok. How much is this going to cost?

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No--- don't... that doesn't even mean anything.

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Yes. Money has been a little tight lately. But, at the end of my life, when I'm sitting on my yacht, am I gonna be thinking about how much money I have? No. I'm going to be thinking about how many friends I have, and my children, and my comedy albums. I mean, I have a yacht, so I obviously did pretty well money wise.

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It's just that you say it's gonna cost what it costs---

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Put him through. Yes. Ryan, my man!

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Yes, and thank you for sending that to me.

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Okay, yeah, I dunno. I dunno, I think those IT guys messed up.

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Wait, oh, no, here it is, here it is. Found it.

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Oh! Um, actually, I need the car.

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Use to have two cars, traded 'em in, now we're down to one. Good economic sense. Although the new car is a Porsche. For her.

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You can not, I have a thing tonight.

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What?

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Oh no, I have a thing tonight.

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How about this weekend?

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Dammit to hell. I-I-ugh, ok. All right.

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You wouldn't understand. It's a secret.

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I'm sorry Mr. O'Brian, I didn't mean to interrupt your dinner. I just have a very exciting offer. My records indicate that you have expressed interest in losing some weight. Well, what if I told you that I have a pill that will make you 50 pounds lighter in 5 minutes? How does that sound? Amazing right? Well, it won't be that fast, but it will--[notices camera]-- it will be that easy.

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I just love sales. I love it to death. It's as simple as that. And I don't get to do it enough as a manager, so I took this second job. I count it as a hobby. Some people have golf, or relaxing.

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Hey, I just got off the phone, and I was gonna make another call.

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No, they're with me, so... this is Nick Figaro, manager to the stars!

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These meetings are useless.

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Very inspirational.

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Or a trained seal.

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Yes, is Mr. Hudson there?

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I'm just calling because you responded positively to the---

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...Stanley?

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Senor, are you happy with your---

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Have you--- Have you considered satellite television?

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Well your son sounds like he's really motivated. I think it's crazy the coach won't play him frankly.

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You bet.

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Look, I know sales, and I had that sale, I just needed a few more minutes---

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It is not a waste of our time.

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No.

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Vikram doesn't have my people skills.

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Well, I hope this conversation has helped.

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What did you get tonight?

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Oh, that looks good.

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I am going with the vanilla crisp this evening.

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Thank you.

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Really?

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Wonder what I would've been back home?

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I know, but it's competitive here. What's a dollar worth in your land? Medical school must cost like 40 bucks or a donkey or something.

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I would've been chief of surgery... Or a cowboy.

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You know what, here's the thing about Die Hard 4. Die Hard one, the original, John McClane was just this normal guy. You know, he's just a normal New York City cop, who gets his feet cut, and gets beat up. But he's an everyday guy. In Die Hard 4, he is jumping a motorcycle into a helicopter. In air. You know? He's invincible. It just sort of lost what Die Hard was. It's not Terminator.

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I actually wrote a movie.

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I'm writing one, yeah.

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Um, sort of a spy, thriller...

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Thanks, no, I have work tomorrow morning.

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Okay, see you guys. Hey, how you doin'?

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Okay. How's yoga?

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Wh-Why not?

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Okay.

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Good night Vikram.

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Hey, congrats on the bonus.

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