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Michael Scott Quotes from The Office (page 71)

Regional manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, World's Best Boss.

12,176 quotes · page 71 of 122

  1. I've dated almost four women, and you are so far above them, it is stupid.

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  2. That's what she said.

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  3. Holly thinks that this relationship is over. Well, you know what? I am not gonna give up that easy. I'm gonna make this way harder than it needs to be.

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  4. Yeah.

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  5. Okay, okay. I will talk to you on the Bluetooth the entire trip. So we're talking constantly all the way.

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  6. I'll tell you everything that I see. Everything that I pass by, things that I witness on the road.

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  7. Maybe I'll see an accident one weekend?

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  8. Years!

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  9. Yeah.

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  10. Here's my wish. I want you to meet a great guy, and I want you to be happy.

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  11. My wish has come true, incidentally, because, you've met me, and you are happy.

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  12. You know what? I think we're a great couple. I think we're a classic couple. I think we're like Romeo and Juliet. I think we... go together so well. We're like peanut butter and jelly, don't you think?

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  13. Then don't do it. Please don't do this. Please don't do this.

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  14. I don't know what I'm gonna do!

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  15. Please?

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  16. I'm not gonna be okay.

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  17. No I won't! I'm not strong! And I'll go back to Jan, and I hate Jan! Oh God!

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  18. Oh that's mine actually. Um, maybe put it back in the truck.

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  19. You know I have some things I need to do this weekend. I just remembered, so, I'll just ride back with you.

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  20. I'll be down in just a second. Holly?

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  21. So um... I think I'm gonna go back with Darryl Okay. Goodbye.

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  22. We didn't break up.

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  23. Okay.

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  24. That's a really pretty song.

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  25. Okay.

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  26. Okay.

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  27. Da na na na na.

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  28. Da na na na na.

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  29. Da na na na na.

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  30. Da na na na na.

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  31. Da na na na na!!

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  32. Da na na na na.

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  33. Da na na na na.

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  34. Da na na na na...

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  35. This is gonna be awesome. This is gonna be awesome. I've decided that on my drives to Nashua, I am going to learn French, the language of love. And on my drives back, I am going to learn Spanish; what the cleaning crew speaks.

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  36. Okay, am I grabbing this one?

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  37. [laughs]

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  38. Fair enough.

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  39. Okay, okay. What kind of car games did you play in the 'hood?

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  40. Cow surfing?

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  41. Really?

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  42. Cow surfing. Okay, here we go, there's a cow.

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  43. Oh, shoot! Okay. All right. All right. Pull it over. Here we go.

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  44. I'm gonna do it.

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  45. The man has a point.

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  46. What? Why?

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  47. I do! Hey, come on!

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  48. Jackson Five.

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  49. You're the one.

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  50. You are.

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  51. No, you are.

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  52. You're the best.

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  53. You're better. You're better than my best.

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  54. Here we go.

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  55. Okay, Ready?

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  56. Watch this. Darryl, watch this.

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  57. Yeah

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  58. Yeah. Right, snuggle time.

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  59. [makes squeaking sounds]

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  60. Here's what I was thinking. The following weekend, I drive up.

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  61. We get right in the car, we pop up to Montreal. It's like another seven hours.

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  62. Speak.

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  63. Absolutely. Oh, and you know what, Darryl? You are invited to go as well.

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  64. Come on, it'll be fun.

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  65. Hey, look at that. Fun, right?

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  66. Mmm mmm! Remember the 15-scooper we had last week? Wasn't that good? I was Scooperman, you were Scoopy-Doo. Remember what you said? You were laughing.

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  67. Say what you said.

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  68. I'll save you! I'm Superman! Scooperman!

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  69. I didn't ask.

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  70. We want the same things.

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  71. That is a lucky number. Seven. 7-Up. Seven dwarfs.

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  72. Seven deadly sins. It's a sign.

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  73. Oh, it's really cold here.

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  74. Yeah.

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  75. Can we have another? I think I blinked.

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  76. Oh, you have your own entrance. That's nice.

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  77. Hey, sport.

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  78. Ow! God!

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  79. No, we would never do that. And if we did, it would be with Jim and Pam.

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  80. Yeah, so there you go.

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  81. Oh, wow, so quickly.

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  82. Nope. Nope. Not yet.

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  83. I'll call her later.

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  84. I don't want to do that. All right. She is going to freak out!

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  85. That's -- thanks.

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  86. Mom, I'm getting married.

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  87. Why do you always do that? Whenever I'm getting married, you don't believe me.

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  88. No.

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  89. I'm not, I'm not getting married. So... Psych.

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  90. And I'm out a fiancee. Are those the customer surveys?

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  91. I'll take care of that for you. Thanks.

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  92. Kelly Kapoor is our dusky, exotic customer service rep. And once a year, she will contact our clients and find out how happy they are with our salespeople. Sort of a Kapoor's List. 'Schindler's List' parody. ... That's not appropriate, no.

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  93. Alrighty, Dwighty, let's see how you did.

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  94. No.

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  95. Wow.

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  96. Dwight, your feedback is horrible.

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  97. A number of your clients found your personal style abrasive and distasteful.

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  98. No, no, no, no, no.

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  99. Do I look like I am joking?

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  100. If I were joking, you would be laughing. Do you look like you are laughing?

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