Ryan Howard Quotes from The Office (page 9)

Temp, then VP, then temp again.

1,396 quotes · page 9 of 14

1. I'm gonna make a spreadsheet.

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2. Yeah!

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3. Go make a copy, secretary.

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4. Or you could fire one of us. Whoever has less education.

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5. Rock the house!

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6. Last night was crazy. Jojo? Yeah. He did a donut in a parking lot in front of a cop. And then he yells, 'Hey cop, you like donuts?' then we drive off. No, he just stayed there. I want that new phone. No, the other one. No the other one. No, you know which one I'm talking about it's the one, the one with the awesome browser. No, not that one.

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7. Yeah. I wish my iPod could make phone calls. No I don't want an iPhone, I know what an iPhone is.

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8. Are we staying til five?

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9. I'm texting. I don't want to get my fingers sticky.

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10. Keep going.

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11. Write it down.

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12. Oh!

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13. We did it !

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14. I can get there.

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15. Oh, awesome.

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16. Yeah.

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17. Finally.

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18. Look at that old dude and his rolodex go.

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19. We can spend a couple days there.

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20. Uncle Dave?

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21. That's my family. When you mess with my family, I can't be responsible for my actions.

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22. Get off my ass, you hag.

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23. We've been making 5:00 AM deliveries for a couple weeks now. Ever since I've gotten clean there's something about fresh morning air that... just really makes me sick.

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24. Michael, we should really consider getting a delivery guy.

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25. Most dorm rooms don't even have that.

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26. Let's see what a delivery guy costs.

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27. Look, our price model is fine. I reviewed the numbers myself. Over time with enough volume, we become profitable.

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28. Yeah.

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29. Explain what you think that is.

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30. I never went to Thailand.

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31. I went to Fort Lauderdale.

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32. Yeah, it was amazing. There was a great Pad Thai place, though.

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33. You've never had Pad Thai.

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34. Oh, that's nice.

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35. He's bluffing, Pam.

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36. Maybe.

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37. Okay, so you are not going to reveal in any way that we're broke.

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38. That we're having any problem at all.

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39. No, man. You're-- you're fine.

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40. Just put it out of your mind.

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41. Michael, you haven't even heard--

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42. We'll have to talk about this.

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43. How could you do this to me, Michael? You just cost me $60,000.

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44. I would rather have $60,000, honestly.

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45. Yeah, discuss these things--

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46. Yes, yes, yes!

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47. Who is it?

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48. Oh, thanks, man.

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49. You look so classy in that picture.

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50. Tough.

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51. You. Us.

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52. It's gotta be because they all want their clients.

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53. What you gotta do is you gotta go down to that warehouse and you gotta crack some skulls.

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54. Chiklis style.

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55. Yes, but Chiklis Shield style. Not Commish style.

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56. That looks great.

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57. I can eat.

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58. I'm sorry you feel that way, Mr. Bart. Is there anything I can do to make things better?

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59. Exactly.

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60. Exactly. This is your first complaint in ten years.

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61. Things have been generally good.

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62. Look, uh, Mr. Bart...

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63. At these prices with this service...

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64. You're not gonna find this anywhere else.

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65. No, no, no. Sir, don't listen.

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66. Stop flustering me, everybody!

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67. Okay.

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68. Michael gave all of our clients back to their old salespeople, so now there's not enough for both me and Pam to stay on.

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69. I think you should get it. You really grew into it.

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70. If you really think that, will you tell that to Michael? That would go a long way coming from you.

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71. Thanks.

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72. I don't do lunch. I'm eating five small meals a day now.

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73. Now that I'm back to doing the job of a temp, again, I find that food is one thing I can control.

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74. Don't vaccinate it.

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75. Hey.

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76. Yeah, I might stop by.

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77. Okay, I once had a glass of Cognac that cost $77.

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78. Yes, I'm coming to your wedding.

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79. Probably, yes.

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80. You know, it's a myth that women have to gain more than nine pounds in a pregnancy. Look at these actresses. Some of them lose weight.

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81. Heard you guys are looking for cash for the wedding?

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82. Question for you. Would you guys rather have $100 now, or $5,000 a year from now?

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83. Because you just give me $50 to cover the broker fee, I put in a hundred of my own money as the gift...

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84. Instead of $5,000 a year from now?

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85. I was the youngest VP in the company history.

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86. Um... also--

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87. Where were you guys? Do you know how long I've been waiting here?

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88. Then do it.

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89. Write a book.

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90. Well first of all, there is no such thing as 'The Mafia.'

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91. What you have are specific families. What's the guy's last name?

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92. Whoa, that's my mother you're talking about...

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93. Ahh, I don't think so, no...

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94. I'd rather not say.

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95. ...it should go with the persona you already have.

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96. Twenty.

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97. Deal.

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98. This reminds me, you owe me three bucks for gas.

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99. I'd rather not say.

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100. That's really not the trend in vampires right now.

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