Ryan Howard Quotes from The Office (page 6)

Temp, then VP, then temp again.

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1. Any other questions? Kelly Kapoor.

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2. Thank you everybody.

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3. As fast as possible. We want to start retraining people A.S.A.P., so we can hit the ground running with a new system.

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4. OK, what's up?

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5. Well it is business, but not as usual.

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6. No. We're throwing out the entire playbook, we're starting from scratch, we're implementing a brand new system.

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7. No. We're not. Michael, I know exactly how much time and man power are wasted in this branch. This company is getting younger, faster, more efficient. You need to prepare yourself.

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8. So, how are you?

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9. Good.

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10. Kelly...

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11. Kelly, I'm your boss now, OK? You can't keep talking to me like I'm your boyfriend.

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12. I never cared about you? Six months ago Karen Filipelli sent me an email. Asked me out. I said no, because I was committed to our relationship.

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13. OK. OK.

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14. I can... I can't talk about this right now, OK? After work, we'll go out to dinner, we'll talk about it then, OK?

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15. Jan.

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16. So elephant in the room, I have your old job.

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17. Oh well, excuse me, same office, same responsibilities.

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18. Well... you look great.

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19. Scranton suits you.

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20. You were let go.

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21. Is there another meeting scheduled, I was gonna do the Blackberry tutorial in here.

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22. Ohh... man.

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23. Michael.

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24. We're not doing this today.

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25. OK. This is...

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26. Michael, can I talk to you a second?

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27. We have actual work to do.

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28. Well, today was a fantastic waste of time.

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29. Michael, technology helps business OK? You should not resist it, this is the way the world is moving.

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30. Ok. I look forward to hearing your ideas. Where do you wanna go?

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31. Kelly, come on.

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32. You don't?

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33. You lied about being pregnant.

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34. You really don't understand why that might make me kind of angry?

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35. We're never getting back together.

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36. What's, uh, going on here?

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37. With gift baskets.

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38. Good luck Michael.

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39. Yes, I understand that David. I just felt that if we were to downsize Kelly and then outsource customer service to India which a lot of companies... Yeah, no, yes Kelly is Indian... I understand that's confusing.

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40. Next night, I'm out, at a bar, 2 AM, I figure I'll get a sandwich because you can get a sandwich any time of the night. I run into Vince Vaughn.

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41. Literally.

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42. ... Later guys.

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43. Hey Pam. I haven't settled on our final design logo yet for Dunder Mifflin Infinity and I know you're into graphic design. Do you want to give it a shot? Maybe try and deisgn the logo?

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44. Cool, that would be great. Um, can you do a couple mock ups and I'll take a look?

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45. Thank you very much.

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46. Cool.

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47. I like it a lot. It's clear and subtle at the same time. It's really good, you have a real talent for this stuff.

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48. I'd love to talk to you about it more.

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49. Do you want to go out to dinner tonight?

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50. Wear something nice.

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51. What?

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52. I just... I just wanted to have dinner.

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53. You're kidding?

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54. That's... great, I... that's awesome.

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55. So let me um, let me look at these.

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56. Cool.

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57. That is not correct.

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58. I'm not saying I had a meteoric rise... but I did. And if they knew how much I was paying for my haircut now, they wouldn't be giving me a noogie. ... It was two hundred dollars.

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59. You should come visit. The city is... amazing.

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60. No. You don't know until you live there. There's something about waking up every morning and just being in that city.

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61. No. You can't imagine it, though. The energy when you're actually there. You're just part of something bigger than you, that's moving faster than you. Your dreams are... . it just... everything feels so limitless.

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62. No. It... eh... you can't... it's not about how it sounds.

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63. Have a seat with everybody else.

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64. You don't know what I'm going to talk about. Actually, can you do me a favor?

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65. Can you get me a cold water?

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66. That's all right, Pam. Michael's got it.

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67. Thank you.

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68. I spent three years, driving around, getting him yams and magic wands. He can get me water.

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69. Okay, everyone, I have a conference call, but after that, I'm going to lead a BlackBerry tutorial for anyone who's having any problems. Who here's set theirs up? Great. Well, I will see the rest of you at 2:30.

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70. Yeah. I created a website. Look, at the end of the day, apples apples flying at 30,000 feet. This is a paper company and I don't want us to get lost in the weeds or into a beauty contest.

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71. Convergence. Viral marketing. We're going guerrilla. We're takin' it to the streets while keeping an eye on the street. Wall Street. I don't want to reinvent the wheel here. In other words, it is what it is. Buyin' paper just became fun.

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72. And now from my old hometown, Scranton Pennsylvania, my former boss, Michael Scott.

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73. Always a jokester. How about that image? Crystal clear.

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74. Hello Michael, this is Ryan, first off thanks for the shout out.

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75. Why is there a kid on your webcam saying that he's being held against his...

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76. [steps in front of camera, adjusts jacket, poses, winks]

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77. I sent you an email about the new Powerpoint.

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78. I had IT install the updated Powerpoint on the computer so you can use it for the presentation. I really want people there using Powerpoint.

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79. Hold on, I'll get them on the phone.

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80. Hey guys! What's happening? How's my favorite branch doin'?

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81. Okay, Michael, why dont you start us off?

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82. Ladies and gentlemen, your boss, Michael Scott.

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83. Is this the first time you ever opened PowerPoint?

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84. You didn't prepare a presentation at all, did you?

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85. I'm your boss.

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86. You have another job?

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87. You can not have another job if it affects your work here.

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88. It did, all ready.

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89. Why is Darryl here? He works in the warehouse.

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90. It's not a party. Darryl, back downstairs, this isn't information you need.

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91. How long until you actually get this presentation ready?

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92. You know what I really want? Honestly Michael, is for you to know it, so you can communicate to the people here, to your clients, to whomever.

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93. What?

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94. No, it's whomever.

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95. Do you really know which one is correct?

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96. As an object.

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97. Wait! This doesn't matter. And I don't even care. Michael, you quit the other job, or you're fired here.

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98. Hello?

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99. What?

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100. I told you not to call about small problems.

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