Ryan Howard Quotes from The Office (page 12)

Temp, then VP, then temp again.

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1. No, she's lying.

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2. In you go.

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3. Yup.

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4. And?

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5. Okay. I don't... I don't like committing to things just like that.

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6. No, I don't like committing to not doing things, either. That's just as big a commitment.

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7. Yes.

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8. Yes, I'll do it.

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9. And if I flake, I flake.

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10. Just so you know, it's totally amicable. We're fine. We don't need people here to take sides.

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11. It's not irrelevant. Details

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12. We are getting divorced, Andy! This is such a raw time.

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13. No, with the messed up laws in this country, I don't want to be married until everyone can be married.

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14. No Oscar, Not, not until everyone can!

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15. Ok fine, you know what, this actually isn't amicable at all and we actually do need people to take sides. Who is on my side?

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16. Speaking of, Gabe, I don't see Erin at this meeting.

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17. Hey. You're looking for me?

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18. No you weren't.

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19. You wanted to have sex in my office.

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20. No. It's... it's cool. Just try to put everything back were you found it. Text me when you're finished. I'll be out here.

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21. Anybody can be Prince Charming one day a year with the dinner and the flowers and all that. But you know what impresses me? When a guy can do that no days a year.

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22. You should enter it in festivals!

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23. Right this isn't the U.S. Government.

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24. Everything... Everything.

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25. Hey cats, we got a jazz session in mod six, nine, and twelve.

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26. Sometimes you over react.

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27. Free sample?

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28. My mom makes the best pesto in the world. And I always tell her 'Mom you should sell this, you'd make a fortune' and she always says 'No it's just for family.' Well finally I was like f*** it, I'll sell it so I'm like 'Mom, I need you to make a ton of pesto for a pesto party for all my friends' and she's like 'uh, ok' ... pesto party? Really? Anyway... she makes like a hundred bottles worth. It's so good. And Phyllis... just had that mom look I wanted.

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29. No I meant like uh, it's cool, its kosher, it's all good.

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30. Thank you. Whatcha got there?

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31. My mom also makes the best salsa.

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32. Blogs are out but people are texting each other no more animals

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33. Nice.

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34. Can't really tell the...

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35. Will you marry me Holly?

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36. That is so badass. So hardcore.

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37. [holds up painting of desert to office, who are impressed]

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38. I love when people say like crack when they've obviously never done crack.

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39. I don't know, something from your world. The breadsticks are like scrapbooking.

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40. Yeah that's great.

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41. Why don't you ask my therapist, my mom certainly pays her enough.

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42. How do I feel about not winning Hottest in the Office this year? Uhm, I'm very relieved. How do you, how do you judge something like that? What is the criteria even? It's, it's so subjective.

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43. You helped me get off drugs!

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44. Wow.

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45. This is... totally unnecessary.

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46. No.

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47. Hey hey, my pleasure, my treasure.

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48. The problem with having 'It' or 'the X-factor' or whatever it is you want to call it, is that it's impossible to put into words what you're bringing to the table. So to make things simpler for Deangelo, I just, without lying, strongly implied that I'm Kelly's supervisor. It's not even that much of a stretch. She pretty much does whatever I say.

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49. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...

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50. Because what would you have done in that situation, Kelly? I'll tell you what I would have done for you. I'd lie for you.

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51. I'd die for you too.

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52. Hey, Kelly Kapoor, if I don't have those call logs on my desk, we're just gonna have to evaluate your future at the company!

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53. You're the best. Thank you.

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54. So I am the new customer service supervisor.

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55. And I am also a very dutiful boyfriend when --

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56. All the time.

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57. Okay, okay, back to work, Kelly, we have a lot to get done today.

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58. Hey! Kelly, that's the last time I'm gonna talk to you about your paycheck! Okay? We pay you a fair salary here, and if you're only here for the money, maybe you shouldn't be here at all.

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59. Oh, that's hilarious, Kelly.

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60. I did not see Rango.

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61. Oh, close call! Okay, why don't you just finish this up and leave it on my desk and I will see you at your place around 2 am.

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62. I felt terrorized.

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63. Dwight, why is it on us to protect you?

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64. You guys, um, talking Senator?

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65. Cause he's totally gay?

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66. Um, how do I know that Robert is gay? He 'liked' my facebook photos at 3 o'clock in the morning.

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67. Oh no, Stanley... you'll live forever...

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68. Little advice? Take a day off from the whole Jim schtick. Try caring about something. You might like how it feels... James.

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69. I want an outsider.

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70. No, I mean an outsider. Like someone on the margins of society, who doesn't see things the way we do, like a homeless person.

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71. No, you're right, Pam, let's just leave him to the welfare system and let that handle it.

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72. Let me guess who you want, Pam. Rachael Ray? The ladies of The View?

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73. I got away with... everything, under the last boss, and it wasn't good for me, at all. So, I want guidance. I want leadership. But don't just, like, boss me around, you know? Like, lead me. Lead me... when I'm in the mood... to be led.

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74. Take care, man.

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75. Okay, not to point out the glaringly obvious, but doesn't the fact that I'm in this group make anyone feel just a little bit better? Oh! This crust is sharp!

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76. It's all a mind game. He wanted us to see the list. He's a genius. You guys just don't get him.

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77. Here's the way trends move across the country. They start in Japan. L.A. And New York get it soon after that. Seattle looks at it, decides not to do it. Chicago gets it three months later. Then it travels down the Mississippi, OK? All the red states start doing it. Good Morning America does a piece about it. And then, it shows up in Scranton.

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78. It's called owling. You'll read about it in like eight months.

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79. Profound man, your husband.

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80. How much memory does it have without the booster?

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81. I'm sorry,' L'?

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82. Uh, is that a vibrator?

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83. I like it, I like it!

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84. T-Dog?

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85. SoHo's mostly lofts but OK.

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86. Nice. Right back where I like you. Can you make ten copies of this for me?

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87. Why not? What are you doing?

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88. Ah, everyone wants to be rich, but nobody wants to work for it.

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89. OK, (we'll just dismiss it.)??????

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90. I'd give 35% to AIDS related charities. 25%. If they can't cure AIDS with 25%, the extra ten's not gonna make a difference. At some point, you're just throwing good money after bad.

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91. Just give us the address. We'll look it up online.

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92. What's the dress code on this?

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93. This is not funny, man, let me down.

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94. It's not broken, Kevin. This is how it works.

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95. I'd like to make a toast to the troops. All the troops. Both sides.

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96. That's because you didn't bring a jacket.

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97. Yeah! I'm too hot anyway.

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98. Can't wait. A folk colonialist gathering when unemployment's at 9%. I wouldn't miss it for the world.

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99. If you get into season 1, you can really...

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100. Whoopi Goldberg.

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