Ryan Howard Quotes from The Office (page 11)

Temp, then VP, then temp again.

1,396 quotes · page 11 of 14

1. -and you jump in front of them.

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2. America is one big mall.

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3. The glasses are a little...

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4. Yeah, I liked them too.

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5. But if he doesn't?

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6. I-I don't think they usually...skate to such...bad songs.

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7. Okay. Stark Industries isn't real. I run Google. Larry and Sergey brought me in-

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8. Will do. Won't do.

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9. It's really good. It's a classic. I think you might win the whole thing with that.

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10. No.

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11. Hey, man, can I get a plus five? It's all guys.

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12. Yeah, I uh, heard you say it to Phyllis. That's a good line.

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13. Fifty seven. Fifty eight.

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14. Shake things up. I'm a Nader guy.

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15. Hope you brought your pipes. We're about to smoke the opium of the masses.

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16. I've heard of that place. If you go to Cabo San Lucas, all the prostitutes are from Cabo Corrientes.

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17. For all their generosity of spirit, they password-protect their wireless?

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18. Hello.

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19. Teach for America girls are way hotter, but they're nuts.

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20. Welcome to the party. Everybody have their kool-aid?

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21. Hey! Marantz Tubes Sterio. From the 1970's. I respect that. I respect that a lot. Oh hoho. The five Chinese Berilidy Herbs. No kidding. This is powdered seahorse. They say that fifteen Chinese soldiers fought off the entire army of Gangus Kong just using this stuff. You know what they say...

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22. What is this, Samurai wood cuts? Yep. Pretty erotic.

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23. We're behind.

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24. How's It Going?

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25. Hey, I'm WUPHF.

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26. What's up Facebook?

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27. You should've sent me a WUPHF.

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28. When you send a WUPHF, it goes to your home phone, Email, Facebook, Twitter and homescreen. All at the same time.

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29. Thanks Erin.

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30. I love it.

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31. Great, so we got our first offer to buy the company.

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32. We could sell, but why think so small? We can just get a couple more people involved, really do this thing our way.

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33. New Investors are key, though. That's actually why I came in today.

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34. Today, I was thinking I would sit down with a few of the people who haven't invested yet.

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35. Or we could do that together, if that sounds fun to you.

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36. Awesome.

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37. How's everybody doing?!

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38. Good! Now, a lot of you have already staked out your corner of the WUPHF empire. Raise your hand if I'm describing you.

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39. For my current investors, things are going great.

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40. Washington University. I don't even want to think about selling until our numbers get into the billions.

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41. So I've decided to open up a second round of investment to friends and family.

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42. No, no--Oscar, it's not--it's not a digital rape whistle. WUPHF is about fun.

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43. Fun, communication, connection.

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44. Well, it's tight, as with any start-up.

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45. We have nine solid days. I love these questions. Keep 'em coming.

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46. Check this out.

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47. Well, earlier today, I was emailing someone by the name of John Legend.

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48. A lot of these guys are just Mac.com, @ their website, whatever. We get that guy WUPHFing, it's all over.

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49. Okay, all right. I know what you wanna see. I'll be right back.

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50. WUPHF T-Shirts. Who wants one? Just imagine that you're at spring break, Daytona Beach.

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51. Everyone's like, 'Hey Dude, whats up with all the hotties in the WUPHF shirts?' Or, Uh, 'Hey, what's up with that helicopter? It's Ry from WUPHF!'

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52. Yo, Ry from WUPHF!'

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53. What's he dropping?! Wow, what's falling on us, man?!' WUPHF condoms! 50,000 condoms out of the sky!

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54. The first lesson of Silicon Valley, actually, is that you only think about the user, the experience. You actually don't think about the money. Ever.

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55. Baby, Baby, Baby--

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56. No, no, no, no, no.

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57. I help you with your things and you help me with my things.

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58. I got this, it's okay. Don't worry about this.

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59. The Washington University Public Health Fund.

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60. The domain name. Yeah, they do.

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61. Have some faith in this idea!

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62. Yes. You alone do, actually.

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63. Michael, how's it going, bro?

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64. Hey, thanks so much for having my back out there.

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65. I have nothing but ideas. The thing is, they all require money.

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66. Look, I know I've tapped you so hard.

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67. Oh, you are funny, Michael. You--people, people don't give you enough credit.

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68. Well, a lot of people are doing that. And there don't seem to be any consequences. And they say the rates have never been lower.

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69. Think about this. You and me on a private plane flown by our private pilot--

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70. Eating our private meal cooked by our private chef.

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71. We totally should.

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72. I gotta work on this.

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73. Yeah.

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74. I'm betting on myself.

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75. Hey. It's an ambush here. Nobody here believes in this company. Will you tell them they're wrong?

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76. Oh... Uh, That's a lot of pressure. I--I'm gonna need some more time.

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77. Okay. I won't let you down.

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78. I'm on it Jim. I'm on it.

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79. Got it. China has fifty six cities with a population of over one million. The US has... nine.

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80. Actually, it was.

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81. Where is Tibet?

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82. When was China founded?

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83. Who is Mao?

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84. Just in case Michael, I made you a cheat sheet.

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85. He's rubbing his neck. He's rubbing his neck!

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86. He's rubbing his neck.

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87. There's no connection between the origin story and the quest.

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88. We need to know who Jimmy Halpert was before he was bitten by the bear. Otherwise, it's the bear's quest.

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89. Well, did you come here for help, or did you come here for me to tell you how great it is?

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90. Well, it sounds like you know what you want. It's also a little derivative of a serias called 'Bear Man'. Did you look that up?

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91. Okay.

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92. It's amazing. It's so great. Thank you.

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93. Hey, who's in charge of making drinks around here? Is there a bartender?

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94. An 'F' train to Brooklyn. Extra bitters.

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95. Okay, well, I'll just stick with my mojito.

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96. The other way.

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97. I just feel blocked. Like I'm living, but I'm not...

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98. Yeah.

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99. That's real, real classy, Kevin. Hey, was it me or you that just shoved the butt end of a pound of broccoli into my mouth because Michael told me to?

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100. Okay, no.

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