Ryan Howard Quotes from The Office (page 7)

Temp, then VP, then temp again.

1,396 quotes · page 7 of 14

1. That's good. They're creative, you're not.

   Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19370

2. It's not part of your job, it's like, maybe you can cook but it doesn't mean you should start a restaurant.

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3. Okay, I'm not really interested in that right now. I'm delegating creativity to creative professionals. It's a different skills set. Look, I wasn't good at sales, right?

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4. But I'm good at managing people who do sales .

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5. I'm on Michael.

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6. You have to know how to work this. There's no excuse for this.

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7. I can get you a tutor if you need-

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8. Oh, no, no, no, customer service is obviously priority one. You can take the call.

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9. Take the call, friend.

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10. I insist you take your work calls.

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11. Hey Michael.

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12. I'm glad you're here. I actually need to talk to you for a second.

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13. Could we talk off the record? As friends?

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14. Jan... has put the company in a very tough position here. Now you've been with us for a long time. Over 10 years, right? We just want to be sure that you won't do anything to hurt us with your testimony. Do you understand?

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15. Good. That is great to hear.

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16. Yes, I'm having the Scranton branch come in on one Saturday so they can re-enter sales that they made on the phone as sales that were made by the website which they should have done in the first place, if the website had been working.

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17. My favorite branch. How's everybody doing?

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18. Love it. Go.

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19. I can tell you thought about this a lot, I appreciate that.

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20. David Wallace does too. You told him all about this at the Christmas party, right?

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21. You did. Yeah.

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22. Watch your back Jim. I'm just kidding.

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23. Ok thanks Michael.

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24. I'm here today to do some creative problem solving about Dunder Mifflin Infinity and field your questions.

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25. Dwight.

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26. This is a temporary measure to increase the legitimacy of the site.

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27. I hear you Stanley, that is a great observation. Problems like that will not happen when we launch Dunder Mifflin Infinity 2 point O.

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28. TBD. Phyllis?

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29. Yes, yes they did, yes they did.

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30. Yes, the social networking feature of the Dunder Mifflin Infinity website was infiltrated by sexual predators.

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31. It's all about creating a one stop shop consumer experience, alright? You're chatting with your friends, you're talking about the latest music, about the election; all of it is happening in our virtual paper store.

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32. Do you have a question Kelly?

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33. You too.

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34. Michael let me go. Let me go Michael.

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35. Na.

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36. Sorry man.

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37. But seriously, you should see the girls I meet at clubs in the city.

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38. Unreal.

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39. Bye everyone. Stay real Scranton, alright. Peace.

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40. I don't know man, when you think about it, Cabo's really the third world. I don't go to a place like that to see more poverty you know. You go there to get some glamour.

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41. Michael.

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42. What are you doing here?

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43. That is so awesome man!

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44. And you brought this guy!

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45. Aww!

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46. I know it's you guys.

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47. I'm so psyched you're here!

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48. Woooo!

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49. Let's get a drink.

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50. Guys, I want you to meet a really good friend of mine, this is Troy.

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51. Ah, he basically is man. He's a regular banking wizard.

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52. Bottle service ya'll?

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53. Yeah. He's a normal guy, he's cool.

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54. Dwight Schrute man. How's Schrute Farms?

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55. This guy owns his own beet farm.

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56. Weevils, what a crazy word man. What? I don't even know what that means. What does that mean?

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57. Crazy. That's too much for me man, I'm gonna hit the bathroom.

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58. Yeah.

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59. I don't know, maybe.

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60. With vodka, you're the best.

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61. Did you want a place where we could meet older women?

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62. Hell yeah. I'll hook it up.

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63. Check again, Ryan Howard.

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64. It's off. It's not the dude I know. It's some other loser who won't let us in without chicks.

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65. Let's bail.

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66. You're doing it man.

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67. Hey man, you ever think there's gonna be this massive nuclear holocaust, and after all the major nations are destroyed they'll just be the tribes in the jungle that rise up and survive? The jungle war fare's gonna rule the world?

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68. It's inevitable, right?

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69. Why wouldn't they let me dance?

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70. I don't wanna go back in.

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71. This is a one time thing, you know that right?

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72. One of you guys can have the sofa, and one of you guys can have...

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73. No.

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74. No. Guys, I think my friend Troy might have a drug problem. What do I do?

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75. Guys, I'm going to sleep. You can leave the light on if you want, but please stop talking, OK?

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76. Dehydration.

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77. Yeah, New York is great.

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78. Oh, this, this is not my apartment. This, this is the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

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79. Yeah.

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80. Not really. New York is...so great.

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81. Yes.

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82. No, I, I was going to say hazel, yeah.

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83. Yeah.

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84. No.

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85. You're my friend, Michael. OK?

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86. I think it's self-explanatory. Hey, Jim, come here for a second. Can you answer me something, as, as a true Eagles fan?

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87. How do you live with a franchise this bad?

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88. Alright, whatever you say. Uh, listen, while I have you here with Toby, I need to give you a formal warning about your job performance.

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89. It's actually not a joke. I know how you spend your time here, and I know how little you care about your job. And honestly if you spent as much time selling as you do goofing around with Dwight and hanging out at reception, we wouldn't be having this conversation.

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90. This is nothing to do with that, alright? I always appreciate constructive criticism about my job performance. I thrive on it.

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91. Woah, don't get all defensive, alright? It's just a warning. If you want the details, Toby can provide them. You take it easy, alright?

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92. Yo!

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93. Haha, nice! I guess I have been a stranger lately.

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94. Hey, Pam, do you want a bagel?

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95. Think fast. Honestly, Pam, the bagels in New York are the only good bagels in the world, I swear to God.

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96. The only good bagels anywhere.

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97. Same with coffee, and women.

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98. I'm gonna go find Toby. Oh, here's what you do. You scoop out the middle, like that, and then you just eat the shell. You know? Fewer carbs.

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99. Wallace likes Jim. So going after him - that's a risky move for me, but in business, you gotta take risks. Sometimes you gotta get out on the open highway, with the top down

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100. Congratulations!

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