Ryan Howard Quotes from The Office

Temp, then VP, then temp again.

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1. Hey.

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2. Ryan Howard from the temp agency. Daniqua sent me down to start today.

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3. Yup.

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4. I heard they might be closing this branch down. That's just the rumor going around. This is my first day. I don't really know.

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5. What's up? Nice to meet you.

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6. You should've put him in custardy.

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7. Yeah.

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8. All right.

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9. Uh, Shemp.

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10. Just Curly. Joe DeRita was different.

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11. Chappelle's Show.

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12. I downloaded it on her computer. I hope she doesn't mind. She just had a lot of extra space.

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13. Great. She's cute, huh?

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14. Oh, no, the girl in the... sketch.

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15. I have something.

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16. Um, well I grew up here in Scranton and when I was a kid the guy who lived next door was a former baseball player, who actually played pro ball before the leagues were integrated. And he had the most incredible stories about...

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17. What do you want me to do?

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18. Did you get the kind with the cookies? Instead of the...

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19. Michael? Are you done yet?

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20. Yeah.

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21. Thanks.

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22. No, don't. Don't do that.

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23. What?

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24. Fine, don't worry about that.

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25. Darryl Rogers?

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26. Yeah, yeah.

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27. But, I'm getting paid to skip lunch?

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28. OK.

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29. I stretched before I came.

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30. Can we just do one? That's cool, that's fine.

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31. Same team, Dwight.

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32. I'm installing File Share on all the computers.

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33. Yeah.

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34. I would love to.

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35. You don't want to recycle them?

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36. Do you want this?

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37. What about this bottle of power drink?

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38. Blue.

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39. It says flavor: Blue Blast.

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40. No, this is Rite Aid Night Swept.

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41. Well, it's empty.

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42. Wow. How many filet-o-fishes did you eat?

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43. Still.

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44. I mean whatever one you want.

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45. Yeah, I mean, it looks real good, probably.

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46. What kind do you like?

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47. Okay, do you like hip-hop? Do you like indie rock?

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48. Okay. Do you like The Strokes?

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49. Do you like The Hives?

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50. You like the Fleebulls, The Glorps?

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51. Yeah, I had a feeling you would like those.

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52. Absolutely.

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53. You staying?

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54. What am I going to do with the award? Nothing. I-I don't know what I'm going to do. That's the least of my...concerns right now.

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55. You a big William Hung fan?

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56. I got your sausage, egg and cheese biscuit.

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57. What was the thing, ah, you needed me to come in early for?

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58. I'm just going to take a nap in my car until work starts.

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59. I did.

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60. I figured I could throw it away now, or I could keep it for a couple of months and then throw it away. I mean, it was really nice of Pam to make them, but what am I going to do with a gold medal made of paper clips and an old yogurt lid?

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61. The temp agency wants to know what you think.

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62. Ah, well, I'm interested in business.

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63. Uh, no, actually, uh, what I want is to own my own company.

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64. Fozzie bear?

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65. Got it.

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66. Yeah.

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67. Ah... adapt, react, re-adapt, act.

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68. Uh, okay, two?

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69. Okay... uh, sorry?

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70. No.

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71. ...I don't.

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72. I don't want to be like 'a guy' here. You know? Like, Stanley is the 'crossword puzzle guy'. And Angela has cats. I don't want to have a thing... here. You know, I don't want to be the 'something guy'.

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73. Yeah.

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74. Don't...

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75. That's actually a test prep book.

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76. That's a test prep for business school.

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77. I just got in. I applied, I go at night.

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78. Yeah.

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79. No, not yet.

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80. Just started.

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81. I... wouldn't even know where to start.

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82. All right, um... Why have people been rethinking the Microsoft model in the past few years?

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83. Is it cheaper to sign a new customer? Or to keep an existing customer?

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84. It is ten times more expensive to sign a new customer.

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85. I am.

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86. I am.

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87. It's a way of looking at consumers as subsets of a larger client base.

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88. Maybe we should get some air.

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89. I'm really uncomfortable.

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90. Hey, no, I can talk, I can talk, I can talk... this is great timing.

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91. What's your number?

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92. Um...

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93. You got to... you got to give it to me again.

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94. Now I have it.

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95. I am so sorry.

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96. I can't believe I started the fire.

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97. I'm really sorry, Dwight.

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98. What?

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99. No.

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100. I'm really sorry, Dwight.

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