Ryan Howard Quotes from The Office (page 10)

Temp, then VP, then temp again.

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1. I've always found beauty in uncommon places. Homeless people. Graffiti. Photography lets me capture all that. Have you ever been photographed before?

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2. Well here's what I've been doing around here. It's for a series on exposure in the workplace.

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3. Hey.

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4. Quick question.

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5. Are you scared?

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6. We heard about the punch.

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7. I'm getting concerned that you don't seem to understand what's going to happen. Do you?

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8. alright. See you there.

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9. You don't have to keep saying 'I do declare'. Any time you say something it means you are declaring.

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10. I'll use it when you're done.

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11. Uh, it doesn't seem like there's much of a point if the company's going under.

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12. The company's probably going under, though.

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13. Seems like it's leaning one way.

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14. Definitely.

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15. So should we wait to find out before we start doing all this stuff?

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16. Do you love her or do you love the idea of her?

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17. Here's the thing. Um, I've tried it like five different ways in my head and - Oh, got one. Um, I'm such a perfectionist...

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18. That I'd kinda rather not do it all then do a crappy version.

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19. Sounds like you have a really specific vision for it. Do you wanna maybe just take a whack at it?

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20. What?

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21. Great.

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22. Yep, that is a problem.

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23. Well, I'm glad you're finally being proactive, Jim.

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24. Mmm-hmm.

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25. I will, uh, I will do my work right now. I will stay late tonight.

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26. Uh, I'm very sorry... about everything.

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27. Is there internet?

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28. How's it going? Good day?

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29. Um, okay, so, um, listen. I know about your diabolical plan.

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30. I found a copy of it in the copier tray.

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31. I want the same thing you want. I want to take Jim Halpert down. I want in.

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32. Uh, I have actually been to Rock Center, and this is nothing like that.

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33. Ugh.

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34. Whoa, whoa.

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35. I'm doing something over here.

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36. What are you talking about?

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37. No no no.

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38. Yeah! That was the idea.

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39. Awesome!

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40. Michael, do you think I could get a space heater -

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41. Um, I was at another dumpster!

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42. Did you see Saw?

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43. No, uh, the movie. Did you see the movie Saw?

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44. Okay, the reason these movies are so popular, is the element of psychological torment.

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45. Could we lure him into an old warehouse or something?

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46. Yes!

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47. We do what they did in Saw! ... I mean, we don't kill him, obviously. I have a mask...

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48. Well suggest something else then! Don't just...

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49. Don't just criticize my idea!

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50. You think of something then!

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51. Nick.

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52. Like Frodo!

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53. Well, I think he can be corrupted. Like Gollum.

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54. Nick. We could make things very, very difficult for you.

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55. Threatening you? No.

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56. Jim dug his own grave, but maybe we provided the shovel.

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57. I would love to. Why not?

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58. Well, I'm sorry that I don't want farm boy swill like you do, you know.

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59. I am not interested in anything I have to make myself!

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60. 'You let me in your bed. But now, I sleep alone. Trapped with the forgotten in my detritus home.'

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61. Ha ha, plus size models, maybe.

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62. Because it's St. Patrick's Day, people go out in groups.

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63. Why are you being so weird about this?

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64. Why no kids?

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65. It's my -

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66. No it's - how would he even know the Kardashians?

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67. No, Stanley, do you -

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68. Guys, one second.

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69. One second.

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70. Guys, guys, guys, please. Ok, all right, it's all yours now.

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71. If we save 'em up, we can get more than a sticker this time.

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72. I know, but you wanted the big thing.

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73. It's Kevin as Cookie monster from Sesame Street.

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74. Good work, buddy.

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75. C.C. me

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76. That's a little derivative.

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77. Uh, it's not organic. Do you know what I mean?

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78. Okay...

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79. Tell her everyone in home room thinks she's fat.

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80. It's easy... you just turn every question around on them. Do you think you're treated differently because of your race?

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81. And then the two of us are cleanin' house.

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82. Some diner?! It was the Starlight Diner! It's in a LIFE magazine spread about Americana.

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83. Does she keep her phone locked around you, Michael? Does she watch how much she drinks around you, Michael?

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84. Does she leave the room when she takes phone calls? Does she keep perfume in her purse? Does she shower before sex? Does she shower after sex? Does she...

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85. Sorry, dude.

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86. Is there a curtain rod in the room?

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87. Okay.

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88. I don't know why you were in that part of the bookstore.

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89. All right, that makes more sense. You should have said that at the beginning when you said, 'I read a book about anthropology.'

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90. I'm not scream-- I'm not screaming.

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91. Good for you, man. Good for you.

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92. He takes what he wants.

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93. You know what? I think you're attractive, and I wanna sleep with you.

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94. You read my mind.

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95. Yep.

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96. It's hard to live that way man. You gotta really not care what people think about you. I-I don't know how you do it, Michael, I-I-I can't be that cold.

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97. Woof is a site that I'm launching to be the last word in social networking. For just $12.99 a month, Woof links up all your communication portals so you are always within reach. It's part of the dog pack, as I call it. But, look, why tell you when I can show you. I just sent myself a Woof.

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98. Thank you, Erin. Woof!

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99. Wuphf.com!

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100. This is how you build a business. This is how you make it in this country.

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