Ryan Howard Quotes from The Office (page 8)

Temp, then VP, then temp again.

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1. Don't interrupt.

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2. Congratulations on doing your job. Did you enter the sale on the website?

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3. All right, try to be a team player here, Jim. Log it in the website.

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4. Don't worry about that. Just re-log it.

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5. How's my favorite branch doing? All right.

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6. And you got a goatee!

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7. Did you get that after you helped me move and you saw mine?

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8. Hey Kevin... That's really funny.

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9. It's great to see you Kev.

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10. I'm keeping a list... of everyone who wrongs me. So when I'm back on top, they'll be sorry. Kevin just made the list.

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11. Jim. I wanted to apologize... for how I treated you last year. I lost sight of myself and now that I've quit the rat race I've realized there's so much more to life than being the youngest VP in the company's history. I've even started volunteering. Giving back to the community.

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12. I don't need a judge to tell me to keep my community clean.

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13. All right.

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14. [glares into the camera and writes Jim's name on his list]

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15. Kelly.

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16. I wanted to say I'm sorry... for treating you bad the past couple years. I was in my mid twenties and I was goin' through a lot of stuff. I think I never fully processed 9/11. Um, I want you to know I've changed.

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17. We should get a drink later. Catch up. Pick me up around eight?

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18. That--- I, um... cool. Well maybe I'll see you around.

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19. Yeah.

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20. [exhales, camera shows Kelly and Darryl making out on the reception couch, Kelly looking at Ryan]

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21. I did.

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22. [at a loss for words]

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23. Everything. She's perfect.

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24. Oh...

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25. Ok, elephant in the room. Let's talk about it. Do I regret what I did? Of course I do. Even though it was an amazing ride, and I'll give you an example. Anyone see Survivor season six? Anyone know Joanna on that show? In New York City, I hooked up with a girl who looked exactly like that. Indistinguishable. So...

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26. Kendall from corporate HR is on line one and Holly is on her way in too.

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27. Two HR reps.

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28. Fraud, Jim, Fraud.

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29. Sure, last year you guys were riding me really hard for the website and I just peeled out my Z3 and I knocked the mirror off somebody's car. I never said a thing.

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30. Yeah, isn't that messed up?

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31. That guy did a lot of things I'm not proud of.

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32. I mean the guy I used to be. I'm Ryan 2.0 and if it makes you feel any better, that guy did a lot of messed up stuff to me too.

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33. Look, I feel you okay? That guy took no responsibility for his actions.

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34. If I have to answer for everything that guy did... I'm never gonna move on.

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35. We're never going to get what need from that guy.

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36. Hey, anybody see a pair of sunglasses?

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37. I got her, I got her. I can help you. You look amazing.

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38. Gordon Gekko.

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39. ... Yeah.

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40. Morning. Wow. Good morning Dwight.

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41. All right.

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42. Living in the moment.

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43. I don't play the politics game anymore, Jim. Can I tell you something? I played it full on in New York. I played it high stakes. For keeps. Made it to the top. But look what it cost. Can I tell you what else I learned?

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44. What?

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45. Oh, yeah, Kelly gave them out as party favors. Remember? You got one.

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46. Her America's Got Talent finale party over the summer. That's crazy. It was packed. I thought everyone was there. You were there. I remember you being there.

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47. Just checking out where I'm going to be pretty soon. When Pam gets back. Gonna be close quarters. Gonna be a lot of tension.

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48. This looks like where I'll probably do my pushups every day.

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49. Yeah... Mmmmm...

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50. This has to happen again. Darryl can't happen again. Look at me. Do you want me to do more push-ups?

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51. Okay. You have to break up with Darryl. I already typed out a text message for you. All you have to do is press 'send'.

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52. Has to be done. We'll press send together.

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53. I'd like to see him try.

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54. That's all he wrote?

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55. Can I see it?

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56. Didn't you two date for like a long time?

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57. We're back.

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58. I--- I realized that for whatever reason I... just couldn't do better than kelly.

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59. Yeah.

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60. You're taking two?

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61. You did that for me?

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62. Are you happy you did?

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63. What's up?

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64. Yeah, yeah I'll see them.

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65. Yeah, punch him.

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66. You should have hit him man, guy was asking for it. Once in a lifetime, man.

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67. Hey, Pam? I just wanted to let you know; I'm totally on your side with the whole microwave situation.

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68. I was just back there, to make some cup-o-soup; the thing is still a huge mess.

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69. Yeah, it's crazy. But, I guess the thing is at some point, notes or no notes, someone's gonna have to just get there and clean it up.

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70. Ah ha ha, oh no, trust me. I would just make it worse.

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71. I--- I would find a way.

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72. I--- Pam, I am hopeless at that stuff I... I, uh...

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73. I can't do this.

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74. It's not fair to you. And it's really not fair to me.

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75. That was your choice; don't put that on me. I'm just going on a little trip.

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76. It's not that kind of trip. I'm going to Thailand with some friends from high school, well, a high school. And if I don't do it now I'll never get to go. And I'll always resent you for it... you don't want me to resent you, do you?

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77. Let's be adults about this. Let's have sex one more time. And if you have any extra cash, that would be amazing.

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78. I'm swamped, Michael. Happy birthday to Sally in lane 27.

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79. Hey, you.

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80. Sixty thousand dollars a year.

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81. What do you make, secretary?

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82. I told you guys, I'm really busy here, so...

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83. What size shoes are you guys?

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84. What are those, a men's ten?

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85. Where is it?

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86. Do you guys want to hear about Thailand?

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87. It was indescribable.

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88. Do you get TNT? The station? Do you get TNT?

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89. You should come into town this weekend man. Yeah, we'll hang out Scranton style.

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90. Please don't listen to my phone calls. Yeah, she's like um, she'd probably be a Six in New York, but she's like a Seven here in Scranton. And then uh, my boss is my old boss from Dunder Mifflin. It's a small space.

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91. Pam's better at that stuff

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92. How is it insulting to say that you're good at something?

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93. I'm not judging it, it's like ... I could run GM but I couldn't fix a car. It's not saying one is better than the other.

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94. What the hell?

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95. Yeah I make originals too.

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96. Yeah!

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97. That's me and my friend Jonathan from Thailand.

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98. You could be hot too if you made any effort. At all.

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99. This is from the sun.

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100. No don't take that, give that back!

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