Ryan Howard Quotes from The Office (page 5)

Temp, then VP, then temp again.

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1. Hi.

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2. Um... Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.

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3. Oh...

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4. Dwight will be missed. Not by me so much, but, he will be missed.

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5. What?

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6. Not right now, but ask me again ten years ago.

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7. Yeah, me too.

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8. He hasn't even said a word yet. Just giggling.

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9. Is this the same grill you grilled your foot on?

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10. Oh gross.

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11. Kelly don't do this.

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12. You know what you're doing.

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13. Ok.

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14. You will be a guest speaker... in my Emerging Enterprises class.

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15. If you bring your boss to class, it automatically bumps you up a full letter grade. So... I'd be stupid

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16. What?

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17. Y-You understand nobody's graduating.

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18. ...It doesn't apply.

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19. Quit it!

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20. ...Dunder-Mifflin can't compete with the modern chains, and management is unwilling, or unable, to adapt. Their customers are dying off...

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21. And now, without further ado, I present the regional manager of Dunder Mifflin, Scranton, Michael Scott.

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22. Michael.

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23. What we normally do here is more of a question and answer thing.

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24. ...It wasn't personal.

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25. Pack my--?

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26. Look, I'm sorry, okay? I was just trying to do my presentation, and... of course, I was wrong to suggest that Dunder-Mifflin might ever go out of business. But you don't have to fire me.

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27. To the annex? Where... Kelly is?

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28. It's only temporary, okay? Don't get excited.

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29. Michael it's not... It's not...

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30. I think I heard it on Roy's side.

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31. Not here. Not here. Not here. Not here.

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32. Yeah, close one.

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33. Hey, are you going to Poor Richard's?

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34. Maybe.

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35. Hey, isn't there some rule against inter-office dating?

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36. Hey.

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37. I've missed you too...

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38. Um, you ah, you gotta give me a hint. Um, did you meet me at the gym?

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39. Are you a client of Dunder Mifflin.

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40. Okay, okay. Stanley, let me explain to you what happened.

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41. She came right up to me just like she did when you brought her into work.

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42. I can't imagine what I would have done.

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43. Well that was funny, that's why.

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44. Mm-hmm.

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45. Okay.

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46. You know what? I didn't---

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47. Well, don't talk to me about calling people in the middle of the night...

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48. I don't know what you're talking about.

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49. No, I said your idea was stupid.

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50. Don't you see why that's insane?

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51. What about a long sleeve T?

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52. Kelly, you insulted the gentleman. Please apologize.

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53. I guess I forgot.

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54. Will I be too warm in a long sleeve T?

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55. At least we're outside.

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56. Totally, we should both work out.

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57. Oh, no, I have no training in this sort of thing.

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58. Michael, you have always taken a great interest in my career.

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59. Oh, what is your deal man!? Seriously I don't get it.

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60. F and C, doubletime?

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61. I'll go.

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62. Customer service, this is Kelly. Oh my God, I am so sorry, that is so messed up. Everyone here is so upset, you have no idea. I'll be thinking about you all day. Customer service, this is Kelly. Oh my God, I am so sorry, that is so messed up. Everyone here is so upset, you have no idea. I'll be thinking about you all day. Customer service, this is Kelly. Oh my God, I am so sorry, that is so messed up. Everyone here is so upset, you have no idea. I'll be thinking about you all day.

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63. Yeah.

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64. What's the occasion?

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65. Nothing - I think, uh, we all kinda thought you guys were just, like, hooking up.

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66. Uh, she might mention an email that I wrote a while back, um -

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67. I figured. It's cool. I don't - I wouldn't want to be in an office relationship anyway.

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68. Can you just stop this right now, or I'm not gonna do this anymore.

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69. You have to stop yelling at me or I'm not gonna do the egg race.

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70. That's what being a good captain is about. It's about listening to the members of your team.

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71. Michael, since Andy isn't here, maybe I could be the team captain.

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72. I know, but I'd like to give this a try.

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73. Last year Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I've read some of it. Even for the intranet it's... pretty shocking.

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74. I don't do that stuff anymore.

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75. I'm excited too. Okay. Bye.

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76. Nobody. You and I are done.

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77. Yes Michael?

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78. Back? Why is that Michael?

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79. Oh! Did you do this on purpose?

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80. Did this happen on company property?

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81. I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.

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82. [sigh]

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83. People keep calling me a 'Wunderkind'; I don't even know what that means. I mean, I know what it means, it means very successful for your age, so I guess it makes sense, but... it's a weird word.

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84. [Ryan looks at the phone as it rings... for the cure... leave a message' Ryan hangs up]

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85. Hold on one second. Hey Pam! It's great to see you. Is Michael in?

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86. OK. Should we get started?

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87. Yep, exactly. This is a business meeting.

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88. Stop that! Stop that!

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89. You scared me.

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90. Michael and everybody, umm...

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91. ...let me just say something. I know I used to be a temp here, but now everything is different. I'd like your respect. I am your boss now. You're gonna have to treat me that same way you treated Jan.

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92. So...

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93. OK...

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94. Enough! OK? This is inappropriate and it stops right now. Do you understand?

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95. Perfect.

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96. Dunder Mifflin Infinity represents a floor to ceiling streamlining of our business model. The center piece of the campaign is a new business-to-business website interface that will allow us to compete directly with big box chains.

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97. This is a massive overhaul. We're getting younger. Sleeker. And more agile so that we adapt to the market place. All essential personnel will be issued Blackberries for company use.

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98. I'll stick around to help you set them up afterwards. Any questions? Dwight?

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99. This is company-wide, Dwight.

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100. Andy.

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