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Ryan Howard Quotes from The Office (page 4)

Temp, then VP, then temp again.

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  1. It's a polar bear because you're at the North Pole.

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  2. Yeah.

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  3. Yes. I'm very excited.

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  4. I have spent a year here. I have to commit or get out. Dwight's the top salesman in the company and he's taking me on my first sales call today. And, um, I'm excited.

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  5. So what if they're not talking much, then does it makes sense to kind of lead the conversation? You know, just 'till it gets to a point where they are asking questions? So where's the sales office?

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  6. I know where we're not.

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  7. I don't think you know what you're saying.

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  8. Uh huh.

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  9. Gotcha.

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  10. Ok. Of course.

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  11. Hey Dwight, you're a great salesman. Can you teach me? Sure, Ryan. I'll make you the ole commodor. I'll abandon you in a beet field. Huh. That sounds great, Dwight, I'll really appreciate that. Thank you so much for your mentorship.

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  12. Look man, I was in a frat in college. So I know what you're doing. I get it.

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  13. Yeah.

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  14. Who was that?

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  15. Is that your Cousin Mose?

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  16. Outsourcing and consolidation of competition.

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  17. Depression?

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  18. Um, loneliness. Maybe women.

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  19. No. Ok. All right. All right. It's over. This is over. OK.

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  20. No, you're a freak. I'm not doing this anymore. This is over. Goodbye.

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  21. Look, that, that's not what I wanted, ok. I just wanted to go on a sales call.

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  22. Wait, can you go back?

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  23. Ok, I'm going to establish time frames.

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  24. I'm going to put everything in terms of 'real dollars'.

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  25. I'm going to ask a lot of questions that all have sort of positive answers.

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  26. Saying, that would be better, or we would like that. That sort of thing.

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  27. I'm going to try to be confident, but not cocky.

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  28. They really didn't like me.

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  29. I don't get it. I don't get what I did wrong.

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  30. You drive.

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  31. I think about that all the time.

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  32. Yeah. Yeah.

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  33. I don't have a key.

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  34. He's the top salesman at the company. He's the top salesman at the company. He's the top salesman at the company. Today's gonna be great.

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  35. Huh.

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  36. What was that first thing you did?

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  37. Oh.

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  38. It's going okay. I've already learned more about beet agriculture than I ever thought I'd know.

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  39. You know, every time I think I hit rock bottom at my job, the floor opens up, like at a carnival ride. I'm gonna retrace my steps. College, four-year degree, student loans, business school, alone in a beet field. I... there's a step missing. 'Hey, mom.' 'Hey, Ryan. How's that five-year plan coming?' 'Oh, it's great. Today, I knelt down in cow manure and I got abandoned in a beet field.' 'Oh, that's cool.' 'Yeah, that's really cool. I'm learning a lot. I'm really glad I took this full-time job.'

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  40. So, you're Kelly's sisters, huh?

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  41. What?

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  42. They said something about Zach Braff.

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  43. No, you don't...

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  44. Well, I was a Temp but I got promoted. So, um... the compensation is a lot more competitive.

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  45. Yes.

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  46. Oh, um... or travel. And,um... and buy an Xbox.

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  47. Um, yeah. Ryan.

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  48. Hi, nice to meet you.

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  49. Ah.

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  50. Yeah.

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  51. Wow, um... Sorry you had to...

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  52. It makes perfect sense that it would happen today because I just received this in the mail. A thousand business cards with this address and phone number.

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  53. I just feel like it could have been something special if we could have kept working together, but I'm gonna go someplace else and you're gonna go someplace else. It just doesn't make sense.

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  54. This kinda worked out perfectly for me. I got some good experience. Uh, Michael's gonna write me a great recommendation. And as far as me and Kelly goes, I think it's for the best.

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  55. Is Jim coming back.

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  56. I just don't want it to be weird, you know? I mean, I took his old job and his old desk.

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  57. Oh, yeah, totally.

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  58. Uh yeah, we'll meet you there.

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  59. Hey, buddy. Welcome back.

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  60. I'm good! How are you? So...

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  61. Yeah.

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  62. Um... unless you really, really want it back.

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  63. Cool, thank you.

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  64. Yuh.

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  65. Yeah. Jim is a nice guy. That's why I got the desk.

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  66. I'm sorry. It's just, it's a little distracting.

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  67. Sometimes he brings more costumes.

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  68. Hey, uh sorry. Seriously, can you guys... I'm trying to get some work done.

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  69. Thanks.

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  70. They have business classes there?

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  71. Prison sounds great.

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  72. Michael, please.

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  73. Ah man, I can't.

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  74. I'm not feeling so well. I've got a ton of work to do here. MSG allergy, peanut allergy, I just ate there last night.

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  75. Thanks.

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  76. Doctor appointment, car trouble, plantar warts, granddad fought in World War II. Use your head, man. I keep mine in here. Look alive, Halpert. Welcome back.

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  77. I miss the days when there was only one party I didn't want to go to.

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  78. Looks like they forgot the power cord.

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  79. No.

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  80. Huh?

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  81. Hey.

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  82. Merry Christmas.

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  83. Okay, we're never technically... um is there.. Is there a problem?

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  84. Um That's... That's fair. I'm sorry. Merry Christmas.

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  85. Hey, Kelly, you know what? Throw my gift away, too.

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  86. I'm serious. It'll show that we don't care about material things.

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  87. Kelly, I'm so cold!

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  88. Are you having fun in this relationship?

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  89. I don't know Kelly, sometimes I look at us and I think...

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  90. Did you look over here?

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  91. Kelly.

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  92. Michael was on an egg-yolk diet. He's so weird.

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  93. No, you're perfect. What? Did you find it?

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  94. All of a sudden?

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  95. I don't know if Michael and Jan really went to Jamaica, because Michael's way into Photoshop. For example, I never went with him to Egypt.

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  96. We have seven fewer boxes of Canariola copier paper in stock than we're supposed to.

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  97. I am very flattered. I was his second choice after 'Pass.'

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  98. Is there a prize?

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  99. Hey, do you mind if I take the lead on this one and then you can critique me after?

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  100. Yeah, if you don't mind.

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