Ryan Howard Quotes from The Office (page 2)

Temp, then VP, then temp again.

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1. Good. What's up?

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2. I'm good, thanks.

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3. Uh, fine. What's up?

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4. Cool.

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5. I don't have a tape player. So...

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6. For two years, and it's only at night, and then it's on your resume forever.

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7. $650 bucks

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8. A credit.

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9. It's an investment.

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10. I think it's worth it.

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11. Oh, your dress is stuck in the back. Kind of just...

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12. Did you ask me here for any specific reason?

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13. Why is that secret?

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14. Updating emergency contacts.

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15. Catch-22.

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16. What's her address?

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17. Hello?

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18. Do you mean Neverland?

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19. What?

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20. Who is your emergency contact?

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21. [looks to see who is calling but doesn't pick up]

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22. Hello?

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23. Is your wife still your contact?

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24. Kay.

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25. Fudge?

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26. Ok, to what?

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27. I have the emergency contacts.

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28. Uh, hanging out with some friends, probably.

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29. Yeah, alright, I'll um, see you Monday.

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30. Hey, have they left for the big meeting yet? I've got Michael's lucky tie.

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31. Good.

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32. Yeah, who dry-cleans jeans?

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33. Agent Michael Scarn, you lost some weight.

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34. Hahaha, Agent Michael Scarn, you so funny. Word.

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35. I forget it, brutha.

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36. Don't jump Agent Scarn! There are no parachutes!

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37. Is that it?

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38. Don't you mean constructive criticism?

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39. Yeah. It's another note.

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40. Look on the windshield.'

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41. I'll check them all.

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42. Look under the sink in the men's room.'

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43. Hey.

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44. Cool.

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45. I bet you did.

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46. What nerves?

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47. Actually, I had mine already.

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48. Why would I lie about a performance review?

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49. I think because my name is before yours in alphabetical order.

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50. Fine. He actually gave me a small raise, which I did not ask for. It's stuck. It's cool, it fell.

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51. Look under the suggestion box.' 'I can't believe I kept this up all day.' Signed, me.

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52. Hey, is Katy coming?

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53. Huh, is it ok if I call her?

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54. And he's really into penguins or something?

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55. That's really funny.

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56. He called me Fire Guy.

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57. Never gets old.

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58. Angela drafted me into the party planning committee. Her memo said that we need to prepare for every possible disaster. Which to me seems excessive.

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59. Whoa, a video iPod.

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60. Wasn't there a $20 limit on the gift? This is 400 bucks.

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61. Yeah, you left the price tag on.

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62. Yeah.

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63. And I have to give it to her? I don't have a choice?

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64. Yeah, I figured.

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65. Hey.

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66. Ryan Howard.

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67. What line of work you in, Bob?

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68. We're running low on cups. Do you want me to just run out and get some?

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69. Oh, no.

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70. I really did not do anything.

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71. Whose butt is that?

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72. Oh, how did I not guess that?

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73. I actually got that for you. I had you originally.

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74. I didn't want anything else, so I figured at least I could give it to a homeless guy.

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75. Yeah, Christmas.

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76. I have a test for business school tomorrow night. Is it okay if I skip the cruise and study for that?

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77. I'm already in business school.

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78. At home, not on a boat?

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79. Flash cards. Doesn't really help me right now because I'm on a boat.

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80. Well...

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81. [throwing up]

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82. Here you go.

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83. Yes. I ordered three full rotisserie chickens worth of all dark meat.

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84. They were out of yams. I got you creamed spinach.

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85. Yes.

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86. They had no yams.

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87. You know, around age twelve, I just started goin' for it.

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88. Twice.

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89. I found the pudding cups you wanted in a gas station in Carbondale!

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90. You are very welcome.

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91. No, the gas station in Carbondale did not have fresh yams!

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92. You sure?

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93. Ok.

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94. I ground up four extra-strength aspirin and put them in Michael's pudding. I do the same thing with my dog to get him to take his heartworm medicine.

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95. My assignment is to make a temporary disabled parking permit for Michael Scott.

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96. They were out.

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97. At three different places.

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98. What's that?

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99. Huh?

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100. Yeah, I think I can handle it.

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