Ryan Howard Quotes from The Office (page 13)

Temp, then VP, then temp again.

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1. Oh my god!

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2. We can't do this Dwight.

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3. Dwight would never be that obvious. Try something like'z64$8. Not that exactly Jim, something like that.

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4. Oh! We still have our jobs.

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5. Hey ' asking for a friend. Do you happen to know if that new girl is single?

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6. Yeah me too.

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7. So word on the street is she has a boyfriend.

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8. Yes! Have you seen her in a bikini? Amazing?

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9. Hey, who's this Mike Tibbets guy? What kind of car does he drive?

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10. Yeah, 'cause his mom's car's probably not a Nissan Z.

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11. Okay, three reasons you are wrong about True Blood. Number one-

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12. What's the halal option?

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13. Out.

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14. Robert, you got your sheep and you got your black sheep, and I'm not even a sheep. I'm on the freaking moon.

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15. May I go first?

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16. Raw fish- the disgusting food from Japan that Americans would never want to eat. Now, we can't get enough of it. From movie stars to construction workers, sushi is what's for dinner. Let me throw another idea at you. Origami. What? The crazy art of paper folding from, that's right, Japan. Don't you wish you could go back to 1980 and open the first sushi restaurant in Manhattan? We can do that! With... origami. It's the sushi of paper.

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17. Well I had to memorize the presentation, Robert, and it took a long time to build the swan, so-

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18. Okay, we are now on a planet where Kevin is the most creative person around, and I am just some good-looking guy.

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19. Robert I hate to interrupt. But I would love to pitch you one last idea. I call it the Big Mac idea.

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20. It's really, really good Robert. Let me explain.

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21. You know what? Now I remember. That was your idea. That is 100 percent your idea.

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22. That's why my foundation ' The Dream for a Wish Foundation ' is going to put them out of business. They're not going to know what hit them.

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23. Actually Ryan.

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24. Bitttch!

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25. Yes!

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26. Will do.

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27. Whoo!

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28. But look, it's Christmas, so you're allowed...whoa, hello. Um, you're allowed to do...

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29. You can't click on these Kardashian links, that's why you have so many viruses.

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30. I'm trying but you need to-

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31. I'd be satisfied with eight.

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32. Nine?

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33. Oh, neat.

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34. Oh, great.

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35. That doesn't sound right. I want to say, LaDameon Washington.

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36. Yeah?

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37. Okay, I'm turning it off.

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38. I won't look at it.

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39. I can't- I can't not touch it.

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40. Look, I can't, I can't not have my phone. I'm sorry. I want to be with my phone.

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41. Oh, so close. Eighty-one.

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42. Robert, you are too kind.

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43. With ammunition like this we are in for quite a night, you and me.

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44. To both these bears.

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45. I mean, it's clearly meant for watching erotic cinema.

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46. To madness.

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47. Robert, I want you to know, I'm here to rock with you as late as you want, man.

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48. Hey, he's asleep. We can just leave.

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49. Two pools. A divider. A bridge. Good choice. It says everything about everything, right Robert?

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50. I get that.

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51. Eh, a little bit.

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52. Why am I shorter than the table that I'm standing next to?

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53. What are the criteria for going?

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54. Stop calling us 'guys'.

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55. Stop. Stop it Andy.

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56. You have two young dynamic people in this office who know trends, who know youth. That's myself and Kelly Kapoor, you need one of us there.

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57. Not both. Just one, me. Or if not me, Kelly. Ideally me. Again, youth knowledge. That's what you get when you put Ryan Howard on your special project team...or Kelly Kapoor. Again, not both. Thanks.

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58. But...

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59. No no, I want to go.

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60. You know what might be great? Is if instead of a genius bar we have a lounge area where people can ask questions about the product with other customers who liked it.

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61. It seems to me that the Apple store is kind of like a party. So I think our question is: How do we make this a better party?

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62. Right. Think different, from Apple.

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63. Me neither. Hey, will you put this coat on my chair? I just realized I'm not going to need it down there.

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64. No, no, no, no. Just put it on my chair.

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65. Hey, you. I'm so glad this is happening. I actually came to your door twice last night. Come on in, the water's fine. Oh, not cool!

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66. Okay, and this one is, 'Huh. Don't see too many museums around here.'

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67. So who's leading this thing, anyway?

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68. I can't wait to meet him.

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69. I-

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70. Dude, I think you have appendicitis.

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71. Dwight?

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72. Oh! Who called it? Nothin' but net.

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73. I can field this one.

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74. I'll have a glass of your oakiest chardonnay, please.

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75. A waffle?

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76. No.

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77. Oh, no, I didn't know.

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78. You come with me. We're gonna get you that waffle.

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79. Why would Erin confide in me that she's staying here in Florida if she didn't want me to make some last-ditch, nothing to lose, Kelly Ka-who run at her? (Erin walks over) Hey.

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80. Yeah, they keep them on 'cause it's less expensive than turning them on and off.

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81. Girls know a lot of stuff too, okay? And nobody knows more than you. Especially me.

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82. Hello, what do we have here?

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83. Right.

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84. Got that. Get down.

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85. Shh! do you want us to get scolded? Shut your beautiful, beautiful mouth, please.

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86. Hey.

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87. Hey.

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88. Hey, this is fun.

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89. I know. Can I give you a compliment? I'm really impressed by how much you've grown. Since I met you, it's like night and day.

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90. Yeah?

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91. Really?

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92. Yeah.

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93. Six months?' um, okay, I'm in love with Kelly.

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94. Are you holding this chair?

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95. 'cause I feel like I'm gonna fall off.

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96. I'm not wearing the right shoes for this.

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97. When people see this presentation, they're gonna in their pants.

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98. Sabre. It's time to come home.

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99. Yeah, no, Sherlock! Can somebody please tell me something encouraging about this presentation before I go out there in front of a million people and do it?

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100. You know what?

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