Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 48)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

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1. You know, I really do think it would be worth it to pull over and just take ten minutes to eat.

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2. Brake lights. Break lights! Break lights! Break lights!!!

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3. Pretty crazy about Andy and Michelle Obama, huh?

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4. What?

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5. Sure.

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6. So he's not related to Michelle Obama?

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7. [laughs]

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8. Nellie's pretty fearless. And I think she might be maybe even almost sort of fun.

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9. [laughs]

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10. Yeah'turn signal. It's exciting to be painting again'those are the wipers. So'the'its'just. There you go! Yeah. Yeah, things get so busy with the kids'red light'that it's nice to have that creative outlet'red light! Red light! Red! Red!

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11. Well, since we're stopped at a light, uhhh, here is...the mural I did for Angela's baby.

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12. Angela insisted that all the animals be fully clothed.

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13. Good. Very good.Oh'no! Here. It's, uh, a text from Andy. 'New special proj. Need fam tree for evbody. Really dig up dirt A.S.A.P.' And then in parentheses, he wrote out 'as soon as possible.'

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14. Oh, can I help? We could say someone is related to, uhm, Tonya Harding.

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15. Oh'gee'I'm'

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16. Brilliant!

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17. Ummm. Oh! I'll say he's related to Richard Nixon. It's an inside joke. He looks really Nixon-y when he wakes up.

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18. I'm sorry. It's just, uhm, I actually do have this weird feeling that there's something Jim isn't telling me.

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19. Jim? No.

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20. Because he just loves me too much.

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21. Good. Good. And'[Nellie hits the car against the bushes]

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22. So what did you want to show me?

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23. Yeah. It's really ugly

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24. You mean me?

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25. Oh my god! I love it! Uh, I'Nellie, this is brilliant! Hey!

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26. What?! No! I-I got this. Okay?

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27. I still can't believe he didn't tell me.

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28. I was helping Nellie drive'[Stanley interrupts]

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29. Thank you.

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30. Week off. That'd be great.

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31. Oh, can we stop by that pie stand on the way?

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32. A dozen different pies? Cause that means rhubarb.

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33. Yeah, OK then.

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34. What's this?

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35. It's OK. You know what they say, a change is as good as a rest.

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36. Oh my god! Ah!

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37. You know what? It's fine, it's fine. Let me just...it's fine.

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38. Oh! Yes!

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39. My name is Pam.

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40. I like to paint.

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41. You think you're better?

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42. Oh no you ain't!

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43. Hey, where's Dwight? He should be a part of this. Has he been acting kinda weird to you lately?

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44. No, I mean he's sulking. That's not like him.

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45. Then why isn't he scheming? Or preparing to avenge?

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46. Hey honey, I don't think we should push him.

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47. Phyllis! That's not safe.

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48. Go up and check on him. He's upset.

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49. Please? Just make sure he's OK?

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50. Oh! Hey! How'd it go?

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51. Yeah?

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52. You feel OK now?

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53. Well, actually, rhubarb is-

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54. the one pie that I don't.

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55. Oh my god. I'm getting so stuffed.

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56. You did it.

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57. Role call.

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58. Hey.

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59. I am Dr. Cinderella.

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60. I'm an oncologist and you are a dog.

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61. So the sports marketing business that Jim told everyone about except for me?

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62. Unless he has a secret costume that he told everyone about except for me.

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63. Yeah, well, get used to it, bud.

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64. You were in an a capella group?

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65. Yeah. I mean, listen if we're gonna do this thing, we should do it right.

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66. I kind of am. It's crazy.

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67. Okay.

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68. Okay I give up. What are you?

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69. Gross. I love it.

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70. Hey, how'd it go?

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71. Did you end up investing?

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72. How much?

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73. About ten?

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74. Wow.

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75. Wow.

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76. No yeah. Yeah.

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77. So did everybody ...

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78. Did everybody end up investing ten thousand?

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79. What?

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80. They said they were done with the investing and then you volunteered ten thousand dollars?

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81. So you invested ten thousand dollars to look like a team player?

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82. Talk about it now.

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83. Jim, that was most of our savings.

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84. We said some. We said 'some.'

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85. We said part not all.

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86. Oh you have to Jim? You literally have to?

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87. No I'm just, I'm saying, what would happen if they didn't sing it? Would they go to jail? Would they be shot?

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88. No! No, I'm interested. I mean I think everybody's interested in why they have to sing it.

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89. Yeah, yeah, no, no. It's a good idea to brush your teeth. But you have to um, feed your children. Send them to school. You know, all things you can't do if you just keep singing 'Monster Mash.'

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90. Andy's family had a total meltdown. His dad blew through all their money and took off to Argentina with a younger woman.

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91. The weirdest part is Andy. The aftermath got dumped on him and the way he's been handling it is just..so..

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92. Right?

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93. Oh, great! Yeah, um, I'll get right back to you. Hey guys! Anyone ever heard of Iris Black on the radio?

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94. Nope, that's Dr. Laura. Well, her show Biz Whiz wants someone from Dunder Mifflin to come on the air today. Does anybody feel particularly passionate about local business issues?

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95. Oh, OK. No problem. Thanks. Hey guys, WPTU called. The interview's off. They're opening a new cupcake store at the Steamtown Mall and Iris wants to cover that, so...

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96. He's gonna be disappointed.

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97. Please hold for Ms. Black.

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98. Good afternoon Iris, it's a pleasure.

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99. No the paper's not toxic.

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100. Unless it's exposed to oxygen. Then it becomes extremely toxic!

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