Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.
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When Jim decided to come back to Scranton full-time, I was relieved, but I also feel a little guilty. I mean, he's giving up this big thing for me. But he seems happy. I mean, he's certainly been goofing around a lot. I love goofy Jim.
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Question.
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We are expecting a water delivery today at 10am. What if, as they're delivering the water jugs, someone screams out, 'Nice jugs'?
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What are you so excited about?
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What are you up to?
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Nice.
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Theme song from Saved by the Bell.
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Darryl, hey.
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Cool, are you coming back to say hi?
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Aha. How's Athlead?
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Wow.
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He says he doesn't want to.
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Well, he seems really happy being back here at Dunder Mifflin.
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That's what he says.
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Hey.
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Are you happy?
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No, I know that you're, like, happy and, like, you had fun today.
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And that was fun. But what about a year from now?
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What about five years from now?
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Because I'm so glad you're back, baby, but I'm just'I was talking to Darryl, and he was talking about the trip, and I just feel like you're giving up so much.
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Okay.
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I kind of forced you to do it.
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Yes, I did.
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I'm afraid that you're gonna resent me and I'm afraid that'
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This is not enough for you and I'm afraid that I'm not enough for you.
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He does have a gift.
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What is this?
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Go ahead.
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Yeah.
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What's that?
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Thank you.
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What? Dwight, you can't do that.
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Well, Toby will stop it. Anytime anyone's ever been fired, Toby's blocked it, so'
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Angela, are you ready for the wedding?
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I think she looks good. Now that she's wearing sports bras, we don't see her boobs as much.
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Darryl! Andy!
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We're fine. Yeah. And I'm sure that you guys are fine too. Because why wouldn't you be?
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Darryl, oh, my gosh. How is Austin? Tell me everything. How's the merger? I feel like I read about Athlead all the time.
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Okay, you guys, have fun. You too, Andy.
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Oh, boy.
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Wait, wait. What?
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Uh, that seems inappropriate.
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Whoo-hoo'go, Meredith's stripper son.
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No, no, I'm fine.
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Well, I mean, How do you pay back someone for something like that? But, uh, I don't know. I'm working on something.
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I'm sorry. Is there a question?
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Oh, um, well, you know, I' I just' I just think I would rather keep that private. You know, if you'd been filmed for nine years of your life, there'd be some things that you just wanna keep to yourself.
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Listen, um' I was scared, you know? I loved what I had, and I didn't want to risk it. And I think that maybe I did doubt him a little too. Which was wrong because he's shown me time and again. But when the documentary started airing, people on the street told me that I had this fairy-tale romance. But there were a lot of times last year where it did not feel like a fairy tale. But then it got deeper, and it got stronger and now it's better than a fairy tale. It's like a long book that you never want to end. And you're fine with that because you just never, ever wanna leave it.
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Yeah, like Harry Potter.
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Oh, boy. Maybe your heels are too high.
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Michael has so many pictures of his kids he had to get two phones with two numbers and he pays two bills.
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Oh, my gosh, it's choreographed!
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He just so happy to have a family plan.
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Is it me? Is it Nellie?
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I need to get out of this dress.
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Why are you still here?
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Okay, Okay. Um' so' this past year has been really great, and you've been great and I just' I know that you had to make this choice and you had to give something up for me. But I never want you to have to give up anything. I just thought if I could get us an offer then there wouldn't be anything standing in our way and I could come to you with this big Jim gesture' and show you all at once just how much I love you and how much I really do believe in your future.
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About 2 months
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Yeah.
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Well, you' you bought the house without telling me, so I thought I could sell it without telling you.
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Austin? Maybe.
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I'm doing it for us.
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Hold on a second. Wait, what did you just say?
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I wanna do this.
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I really want to do this!
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We're so excited.
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Uh, could I please have your attention? So a year ago, I got my first art commission to paint a mural for Dunder Mifflin and I decided to paint the history of paper',which was just some trees and stuff. And then someone spray painted a bunch of butts on it and I had to start from the beginning. But it all worked out for the best because I think that I've painted the perfect thing which is the history of us. All of us. And this is for you Jim. And go ahead!
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Everyone, Let's take our picture in front of the mural. Oh, um, I just'I kind of meant just everybody from the office.
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Okay.
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Dunder Mifflin, This is Pam. Oh, I'm sorry. Jim Halpert doesn't work here anymore.
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I didn't watch the whole documentary. After a few episodes, it was too painful. I kept wanting to scream at Pam. It took me so long to do so many important things. It's just hard to accept that I spent so many years being less happy than I could have been. Jim was 5 feet from my desk and it took me four years to get to him. It'd be great if people saw this documentary and learned from my mistakes. Not that I'm a tragic person. I'm really happy now. But'it would just'just make my heart soar if someone out there saw this and she said to herself 'be strong, trust yourself, love yourself. Conquer your fears. Just go after what you want and act fast, because life just isn't that long.'
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What about the honeymoon?
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I finally feel ready. Athlead is growing'
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And Jim can jump back in without skipping a beat. We'll come back to visit. But I think it's time for us to officially'
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Thanks Dwight.
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I thought it was weird when you picked us to make a documentary. But all in all, I think an ordinary paper company like Dunder Mifflin was a great subject for a documentary. There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?
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