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Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 45)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

5,376 quotes · page 45 of 54

  1. How about a little visit?

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  2. Yes, well, you guys all know Cece, but we wanted to introduce you to baby Philip.

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  3. No, it's the pacifier's turn.

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  4. Yes! Cece wanted to thank everybody for letting her daddy stay home with her all last week and play, so she brought you a little treat.

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  5. No, but that would've been a really good idea.

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  6. No, she brought you drawings.

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  7. She says 'no' to everything. You know, she thinks my name is 'No.' Cece, do you want some broccoli?

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  8. No. It's crazy.

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  9. Shh.

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  10. Oh, it's okay, sweetie.

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  11. It's okay, honey. It's okay, it's okay.

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  12. Shh.

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  13. I'm looking, I'm looking for the pacifier.

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  14. Okay, we're going.

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  15. Shh, shh, shh.

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  16. You want to grab her?

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  17. Here we go, here we go.

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  18. Jim.

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  19. They don't hate you.

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  20. When were you going go-karting with Darryl?

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  21. Alright. Just don't worry, we'll figure this out.

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  22. Ok, drama.

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  23. Hey guys!

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  24. Hi.

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  25. Yeah. Yeah, I mean I could have used another week, or three.

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  26. Well, it's not exactly a vacation.

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  27. What?!

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  28. Oh Angela, those brownies have walnuts in them and I think Kevin's allergic to walnuts. You're allergic to walnuts, right Kevin?

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  29. Aw. It's OK Angela. I have mommy brain too.

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  30. When did you find time to do all this?

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  31. Thank you. Oh my gosh. It's really good.

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  32. So you guys, you know what's an even more useful treat...is cash. So-

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  33. ...we wanted to say thank you-

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  34. Really?

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  35. I'll fly anywhere for some good barbeque.

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  36. Does this have anything to do with what you were talking to Andy about?

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  37. Why? Does he think you're going to Florida?

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  38. No, just do one. Two question marks is kind of aggressive. You know it's like wha-what?? Just do one.

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  39. Well, let's hear it.

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  40. I like it so far.

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  41. It's perfect. You emphasized the golf, completely omit the Florida.

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  42. Total golf text. Send it.

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  43. Ok, read it back to me.

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  44. Good. Doesn't sound pushy...you're just stating a fact.

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  45. Well done. And we managed to kill the entire morning.

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  46. I think you need to go to Florida.

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  47. It's only for three weeks, you know with my mom and sister at the house it'll be..

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  48. I was going to say good because I'll have all the help I need?

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  49. Exactly.

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  50. Alright

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  51. Bye. Call me when you land.

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  52. Hey, why is it so quiet? Shouldn't the phone be ringing? Uh-oh. Erin set the phone to voicemail.

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  53. There.

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  54. Yeah?

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  55. Well I'm not the receptionist.

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  56. I know, but I can't cover reception. I have a ton of work to do.

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  57. Whoa, are those mini pizzas?

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  58. Hey, having fun?

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  59. Well I know how it is. I know it's a lot of fun. I don't know how it is. Andy, this is a lame job. What are you doing here?

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  60. Guys, I don't like this analogy.

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  61. It's nice.

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  62. Hey Angela, you wanna see a picture of Phillip wearing those little booties you got us?

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  63. Oscar thinks that having a dog is just like having a baby.

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  64. Exactly. Unless you adopted, of course.

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  65. No, three-month-old humans don't do that.

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  66. Angela is such a liar!

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  67. Well count yourself lucky. Wait until you have two. That's two sleep schedules, two naps that don't coincide, I mean, you'll never sleep again.

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  68. Yes, the conference room is set up. I've got pens, I've got paper, I've got a whiteboard, we are good to go!

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  69. We are good to goooo!

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  70. We're good to goooo!

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  71. Yes, of course, we could've just been doing this the whole time, but SOMEONE dropped the ball.

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  72. Watson carpet and tile.

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  73. Hey, Darryl. You okay?

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  74. No, you should go for it. I mean nothing would've happened with me and Jim if he didn't put himself out there.

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  75. My husband would tell you to go for it.

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  76. That's it, last one.

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  77. That's true.

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  78. Weapons.

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  79. But these were not the kind of people who use their words.

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  80. Thank goodness he was there.

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  81. Police are a hassle. We settled this on the street.

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  82. 1-8-5-0-5.

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  83. I just had a baby.

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  84. Wow.

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  85. How 'bout we wait til next year after you have your kid?

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  86. Oh boy. Oh no, I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing at, um, something that Cece did on the playground earlier -- yesterday. This morning.

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  87. Aw, that's so sweet!

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  88. He said, 'I did like Dwight'? He's gonna fire him.

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  89. Robert doesn't talk like that. You have to stop Dwight from doing this.

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  90. Did you actually try your hardest?

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  91. If Dwight's about to get fired, you have to tell him. Just get the words out. That's all you can do.

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  92. Or have them sing that song! That the frog does in Looney Tunes.

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  93. We'll find another receptionist. I mean, that's easy. We'll be fine.

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  94. Hey, stranger!

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  95. Aw, I missed you.

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  96. Aw.

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  97. This is Pam. Oh my God, are you sure? Uh, okay. Okay, um, we'll be right there. Everybody, the balloon is falling.

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  98. There's this balloon that has been floating in the rafters of the warehouse for, like, ever. And, okay, it's not -- it doesn't sound cool. You just have to see it.

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  99. Well, I guess it doesn't look that cool either. But, it's been up there a long time, so it's become a pretty big deal.

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  100. Did a good job, Buddy. Now it's time to come home.

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