Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.
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What?
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You messed up saying your name?
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Robert, is Nellie our new manager?
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How can you give us performance reviews if you don't know us?
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No. He just keeps letting all the calls go to voicemail.
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I like working here.
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Phyllis.
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Really? Okay, well, um, I like consistency in the manager's position, no weird silent coups. Stuff like that. I'm easy.
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Whoa, that's kind of condescending. Would you say something like that to Jim?
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Well, I mean, the only reason he doesn't is because I'm breastfeeding, and Phillip doesn't like a bottle.
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No.
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I think... you're a witch.
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I'm amazing.
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Hey Jim. Stanley's back from the hospital today. Can you sign his card?
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It's nice. It's funny. It mentions his tonsillectomy and makes a funny little joke about his moustache.
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Yeah he does.
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Okay, Phyllis sits across from him every day. Phyllis, does he have a moustache or not?
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Phyllis! What are you talking- The whole card depends on this!
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Okay, which one of these looks more right?
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Welcome back, Stanley.
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Oh!
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Um, no, I was just, um, just having a cup of coffee, kind of warming up for the day.
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I'm sorry, we're throwing a party for someone because they're being horrible?
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I'm still not sure why this woman is even here.
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I know, right?
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Phyllis!
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Hey, what's up?
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So we're planning this party for Nellie, and we're gonna make it really bad.
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No. We're gonna make it like a prank. Like order bad food, give her this passive-aggressive card.
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What?
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Okay.
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What? No! No, I just had this brilliant idea- everyone loved it. You don't have a copyright on pranks. I might be better at this than you.
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Oh, okay. Okay, I will.
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Or what if...
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We discuss... the idea of doing the party totally normal. Like, not mean. Just a regular party. Not mean.
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What are you talking about? Yes we can.
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Okay, they're almost here- What? Come on. If you guys are gonna be mean, could you at least be subtle?
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No, that's a great idea. Let's have a code name. How about Mondays? I hate Mondays? Mondays are the worst?
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Cause there's someone already here named Pam.
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Oh!
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That's not a real knot. When you pull on it, it disappears.
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Hey Hank.
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I thought I was very specific about you not letting up a magician.
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Yeah, he came and went.
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Let's just- let's go.
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Just one. 'This weather makes me want to stay at home, curled up with a good book.'
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You know, like aren't some things just so nice and cozy in the rain?
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Oh my gosh, thank you so much. But seriously, we don't want to bother you any more than we already have.
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Ravi, our amazing pediatrician, was asking us if we knew any girls and I said I know the perfect girl.
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Race had nothing to do with it. I just knew they'd be good together.
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Kelly has been a handful in the past.
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But she's had a bad influence. She's like an addict. And I just had to get her clean.
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Don't shake our baby?
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Okay. I'd never heard that before. So, thank you.
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Yeah, I'm glad you said something.
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Yeah, they're really great together.
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I saw you were getting along with Ryan again.
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Yeah, he's so great. Remember how it felt when he cheated on you though?
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I am not going to let Kelly throw her life away on Ryan. And it has nothing to do with access to my pediatrician. Why you would even ask or were going to ask, because I- I felt like that question was coming.
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Actually Andy, I think maybe we experienced it.
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That a couple of times-
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Okay, stop.
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All I did was remind her that you used to treat her badly.
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Fair enough. Um... I don't think you're a very good person. And forgive me, but I feel like I've said this to you before: I don't like you very much.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Read it, please. I love amazing poetry.
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Read through the pain. Be strong.
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Oh, boo! Boo! Boo to you! Boo!
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Boo!
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Barf! Ugh, you suck!
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You're not the least bit curious to hear a poem straight from Ryan's soul?
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Kapoor and ka-desperate, he watches.'
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He is a drifter out to sea.'
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It's just so dumb. But when he describes himself as a child, lost on the life raft...
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Okay fine. Ryan, something the matter?
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Smokey, the bear?
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No, no, no, 'Tracks of My Tears' and what else? What are some more? What's one more?
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I don't think you love Smokey Robinson. I think you're just doing all of this to prove how deep you are about music
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Oh my God, Ryan! That's perfect! You have to go!
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250 dollars is nothing to the world's biggest Smokey Robinson fan.
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Tears of a clown!
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Dwight, I don't think he's going to hurt anybody.
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Oh, great! That sounds good!
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Sounds like you're doing alright.
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Oh my god!
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Whoa!
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Are you-- Twice! For real?
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Life is Downton Abbey.
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Hm-hmm.
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Or you proved that he thinks you're gay.
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Well, a gay man would not leave the store wearing those shoes!
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Well, looks like he really did just want to talk about the issues. i'm Sorry Oscar.
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Absolutely, it's awesome--
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Yeah, I mean, admitting you need help is the first step!
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What do you feed her?
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Does she smell?
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Oh, it was this summer '
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Um, I am a little busy.
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Yeah, I can make you a list.
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Why don't I help you now?
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