Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 47)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

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1. Okay.

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2. So'what do you make of this Robert California guy? I mean, what does a guy like that do on an average weeknight?

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3. Hey.

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4. I stole Nellie's phone.

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5. What do you want from me?

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6. Sounds like it.

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7. Okay, that's enough.

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8. No, no, no!

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9. Robert! Okay, oops! I deleted them all. They're all deleted.

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10. Ah. Ahh.

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11. Hey.

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12. Um' yes. Definitely. With your hair '

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13. Certainly. Um' you dropped your cell phone.

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14. Yep.

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15. No. My goodness. You have a lot going on. With Robert and everything.

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16. No, I will not.

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17. Well '

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18. But sometimes he talks about flesh' and bacchanals.

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19. No' don't. Just put it out of your mind.

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20. I know, right? What is it? You always look so good in those things.

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21. Family picture!

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22. What? Honey, we talked about this.

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23. Yes, and then we decided that was crazy.

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24. No, we settled in a much more rational place, remember?

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25. We decided that there's no way Dwight would harm a child.

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26. No, no.

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27. But it's free. And we'll keep our eye on them.

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28. Yes!

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29. And we'll make sure Dwight doesn't do anything C-R-A-Z-Y.

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30. Yeah?

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31. Okay.

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32. Oh, great. Thank you.

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33. Okay.

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34. You ready?

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35. There we go.

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36. I'll just stand here?

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37. See? That wasn't so hard.

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38. You hit her?

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39. Oh, Andy.

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40. But have you ever actually seen him yourself?

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41. David, what are you doing here?

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42. For us, um, nothing new, really the kids are great.

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43. Kay, well, you had that interesting thing.

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44. Yes, Jim's friend is starting anew company based on this idea Jim had when they were back in college.

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45. And he wanted Jim to be a part of it too.

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46. He said if it takes off he's gonna buy us a new car.

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47. And that was our summer.

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48. Don't you guys have everything. I mean, its just a paper company.

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49. Oh, yeah, because we were kind of dramatic in the beginning. Well I don't think anything's gonna change in our lives now. With work and two kids there's just-nothing interesting is going to happen for us in a long, long time.

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50. Dwight!

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51. What are you doing?

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52. I will?

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53. Sure, if you weigh 105 pounds.

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54. No.

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55. Dwight, you may find this hard to believe, but I love my boring life.

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56. Exactly the way it is.

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57. Yes, and there's nothing you could say that would get me to run the slightest risk of losing it.

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58. Find someone else, I don't know. Ask Phyllis.

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59. You ready?

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60. Kay.

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61. The building's custodian is on vacation for the month and Dwight is too cheap to hire a replacement. So, instead, we're living in filth. But, not for long. Because I have created the chore wheel.

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62. Well, it doesn't spin. We'll just move the wheel one notch each morning and' you see what chore you get that day.

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63. No, I'm familiar with spinning. It's just that wouldn't work with a chore wheel because people might get the same chore-

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64. 'Kay.

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65. Yes, you clean all the mugs in the sink.

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66. I don't think you guys understand why we're doing this. It's-

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67. I've been through several rounds of development with the team and here's where we stand with the chore wheel. We've got prizes! Ten bucks, candy bar, manager for an hour but, there are also penalties. Like, no internet, Stanley gets your lunch. The one thing that is not on the chore wheel is chores. But they were right; it's more fun this way.

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68. The tiny wheel actually does have chores. It's so cute no one seems to mind.

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69. Toilets!

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70. Thanks, mom!

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71. Yeah. I'm afraid he's only gonna have hot dogs.

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72. Planned a wedding with him. He wanted hot dogs.

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73. Think so.

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74. Thank you.

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75. Yes, thank you.

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76. Who's that?

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77. Ha-ha.

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78. No. Roy? No.

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79. We still surprise each other.

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80. You know, I never did it, but for your 30th birthday I really wanted to surprise you with-

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81. Yes. But, what I didn't tell you is that I actually bought the tickets. We only didn't go because it was-

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82. In Phoenix. They should really tell you that more specifically. I mean, every game is an away game for one of the teams. Do we know everything about each other?

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83. Tell me one thing about you I don't know.

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84. And you thought you guys were millionaires.

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85. Yes. But there's, wait, oh, there's a funny ending to that story. I can't remember.

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86. Thought you were millionaires, yeah. That's funny. Shoot, I knew that one.

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87. Uh-huh.

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88. Yes. But John Stamos was temporary. I quickly moved on to-

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89. Johnny Depp.

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90. I think maybe there actually is something I don't know about Jim.

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91. OK. Well, here's something you don't know. A couple of weeks ago-

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92. I ran into this guy from my high school who has just gotten divorced and he hit on me. In the mall. And I didn't tell you because, I don't know, I felt embarrassed. And, I didn't know if you would be mad or worried. But, anyway, I thought you'd want to know.

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93. Yeah, I would've. What about you? Come on, there's gotta be something. Between your birth and the last two days, something you just haven't had the chance to tell me.

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94. Just tell me.

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95. Jim, I got us that dinner reservation. Grico's at 7:30.

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96. Jim's at the dentist this morning. And Steve is an actor friend of ours.

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97. [asks Nellie who is tapping a pen on her desk]. Is everything okay?

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98. Great.

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99. Nellie, I could practice with you in my car at lunchtime.

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100. I'm sorry, I'm leaving you alone for lunch.

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