Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 51)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

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1. You know what? I-- I-- I don't think you want to start a conversation with me about what's fair. Okay? This is way more intense than I ever --

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2. I am-- I am-- I am trying to make everything perfect here, okay? So that you can have everything that you want.

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3. Yep.

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4. Yep. I'll talk to you tomorrow.

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5. Bye.

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6. What am I doing wrong, Brian?

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7. [crying]

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8. It's getting tougher. I just didn't know that it was gonna be this hard.

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9. Thank you.

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10. Hey Brian, you got a sec?

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11. I feel awful.

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12. Well, thanks for being a good friend.

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13. Yeah, mostly.

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14. Um, hey, say Hi to Alyssa.

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15. Okay. Thank you.

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16. When are you talking to David Wallace?

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17. Too late. My hopes are up.

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18. It's fine. It's just a seating arrangement. Doesn't matter.

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19. Well, of course not, but does physical appearance include smell?

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20. Hey, I'm the one who has to sit next to this weirdo when Jim's away. I'm in a position where I'm rooting for Nate, and that just feels wrong. Forget it. I need to work on my mural. I have some pointy trees that I need to round off.

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21. Hide, they're giving out jobs upstairs. Why don't you go up and get one?

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22. Yeah.

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23. Oh, cool. Hey Clark.

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24. Yeah, I guess. I mean, I kinda liked my old desk mate.

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25. Of course.

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26. Okay.

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27. Bye.

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28. I'm good.

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29. Hey, Dwight. Wanna haze the new guy?

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30. Us.

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31. Okay. Okay, here. Okay, so the next time he goes to the bathroom, I'll distract him, you take that.

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32. [shushes]

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33. No, Dwight!

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34. I've really been putting in the hours on this mural. And my boss is totally OK with it, because he's in the Bahamas and has no clue what anybody is doing. I'm usually very self-critical. I hate what I paint. But, I don't know, this time I feel like it's, um, it's really coming together... Oh my god! Wha? You've gotta be kidding me! What it... are those... are those butts? Huh? No way. No way!

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35. Attention, everyone. Can I have your attention, please? Yeah, I don't know everybody's name down here, but whoever did this will you please raise your hand. Hello? This is not over. OK? I will stay up here all day if I have to. Is that what you want? Yeah, I will also come down if I want to. It's my choice.

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36. I don't demand justice often. I'm not like Angela, who calls a lawyer every time someone watches a YouTube video of animals doing it. But, someone should get fired over this, right? Val's no help. Andy's gone. Jim's out. I just feel like I'm on my own here. I mean, OK, not completely on my own. But, in terms of people who can do something. Thank you, Brian.

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37. Conference room. Everybody. Now!

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38. Yes, but David Wallace does. And he asked me to gather everyone to talk about stuff... That's gonna be revealed once we're in the conference room for the meeting.

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39. Yeah.

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40. I have terrible news. Someone defaced my mural. They painted all over it.

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41. Yeah, but this is different.

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42. I don't think so, but they put paint where I didn't want paint. So...

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43. Different colored paint. I wanted different colored paint in the spots where they put their paint. So, it just is... OK, the point is, these warehouse guys are vandals. And, they need to be stopped.

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44. Yes. Thank you. Let's answer that question.

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45. What? Come on guys. We need to figure out who did this and punish them. This isn't just about me. This is about all of us. This is our mural. Don't you see? How much we worked on this? How much time and energy? We put our heart and soul into this thing.

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46. Sure did. I was as surprised as you, but apparently, he is very passionate about public art.

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47. No, no. Come on, guys. Don't go.

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48. You will?

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49. Thank you.

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50. Yeah?

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51. Great.

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52. I was hoping for a righteous mob, and I ended up with Dwight and Nellie. But, they both have a mob mentality. And, I'm pretty sure Dwight has a pitchfork in his car.

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53. We need another approach. Um, we need to fine the weakest one and separate him from the group. Yeah. I think if we could get Nate alone, we could crack him.

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54. See, I feel bad about that.

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55. Tell us who defaced the mural!

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56. All right. You can go. Give him his gum.

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57. Maybe, maybe I could, could get the ball rolling. Um, Frank? Hi. Pam. Um, I am so sorry if I've done anything to offend you. I'm sure it isn't easy for you guys to have an upstairs person coming down in your space. So. Truly. If, if, I apologize. But enough about me. Your turn.

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58. Well, I didn't think that butt was funny.

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59. What was that?

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60. Whoa! Hey! That is not OK. What are you gonna do about that?

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61. That sucked. He didn't apologize. There's no talking to that guy.

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62. We should just take him down.

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63. I'm saying we should go scorched earth on that guy's face.

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64. Yes!

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65. Yes!

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66. We need an infiltrator.

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67. Clark?

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68. Shh, shh.

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69. Shh. Remember your lines.

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70. Hey, you know that guy Frank who works in the warehouse?

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71. OK. What does he like? What's important to him? Does he have like a favorite pair of boots or a lunch box or...

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72. Yeah, something like that.

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73. Oh, great! His truck!

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74. OK. Do you know the plate... never mind. Why would you know that? And why would I be asking that?

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75. Yeah. I was kinda hoping you could. I gotta go. Bye. Come on.

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76. I'm done. What are you... Is that supposed to be my mural?

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77. Aw, Dwight. That's really sweet.

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78. Oh, no. Um, I, I'm embarrassed. It's stupid.

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79. Yeah. And he has saggy boobs.

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80. Yeah. I feel better.

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81. I know. You miss Angela, don't you?

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82. I got back at Frank in the most fitting way possible. With my art. The paints are water-based. It's gonna come off with a hose. But, I think the lesson will last a very...

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83. No, you had no right!

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84. So? You started it!

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85. Whoa.

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86. Well, I'm gonna say something to the producers.

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87. You shouldn't be fired. I mean, you were just protecting me.

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88. Forget about my mural. It's stupid.

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89. It's crazy. Brian, I'm so sorry.

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90. Thanks, Brian.

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91. Hey. I feel so lucky we're in the same city for Valentine's Day.

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92. Alakazam!

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93. And, poof! He disappears.

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94. These are gross.

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95. Oh, hey, don't fill up on chocolates. I made us a lunch reservation at State Street Grill.

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96. It's with Brian and Alyssa.

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97. I know. But we should go. We need to thank him for, you know, saving my life.

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98. That sounds nice.

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99. Sorry we're late.

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100. Ha,ha,ha, yeah OK.

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