Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.
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Hey Meredith, I need your supplier requests today.
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He didn't leave me. He just went part time. Can you just fill out the form please?
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I'm sure she's just confused. People scratch their heads when they're confused. Not always like an ape, the way Meredith just did, but it happens.
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Dwight, relax. It's just lice. Maybe, possibly.
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Stop that!
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Alright, let's give her a break. We don't know for sure this is Meredith's fault.
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No! How? I'm so clean!
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Guys, I think we should all ease up on Meredith. This has got to be hard for her.
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Maybe it was Meredith. Maybe she brought in lice that are totally different than the lice that i got from Cece. So let's not jump to the simplest conclusion that she got her lice from me. That is how wars get started. Fine, I'll tell her it was me.
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Hey, Meredith I need to tell you something.
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Oh my God, Meredith what are you doing!?
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Oh stop! I am so sorry!
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Nothing.
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I am going to tell her, but now is clearly not the time. I will buy her a wig, we'll have a few laughs. There's a right way to do this.
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She's right, it works. I would imagine.
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Oh! Uh, uh I'll go.
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No, no, it's not a big deal, please. No. Um, Meredith can I get you something special while I'm at the store, candy, or...or one of those stylish turbans?
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Okay.
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Oh, no everything's great! Um, I was just calling to see how the meeting went.
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He's really making you work for it, huh?
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Great. I am killing it over here. Jim, I gotta go.
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Hey, Creed, wanna be my buddy?
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Creed, I'm all done. My turn.
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Well, wait.
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Hello?
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What, no. That can't...I don't...
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[everyone yelling at Pam]You guys, I am so sorry! It's just been so chaotic with Jim gone, that...
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Is there a volume knob on that thing?
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Meredith, I am so sorry.
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I meant to say something earlier. I just...
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Hey honey, it's me. Just trying to catch you before going home. Um, oh, well just give me a call whenever. Hope your day got better. Love you.
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I'm just gonna go home. My mom's been watching the kids all day.
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Really? A beer sounds incredible right now.
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Meredith, I am so sorry about today.
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I just did not realize how hard it was gonna be without Jim. I mean, I really respect you for being a single mom all these years. It whipped my ass in half a week. I have to say, there are not a lot of people who could pull off a shaved head, but you are rocking it.
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Get it, girl!
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This one's for all you ladies out there.
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Not yet.
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Hey, good luck. When you get to Philly, will you tell Jim I miss him?
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Ha ha. That'd be great. Kind of like ditching school, except instead of getting suspended, you get' What do you get? Oh my god! Why didn't I think of this? Andy's not here. Oh, hey, Erin, um, I'm expecting a shipment of pens. Can you cover that?
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A delivery guy will deliver a box of pens, and you just make sure everything's in order.
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Okay, see you later.
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You ready for your interview?
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Well, you shouldn't be nervous about this. This is a tiny start-up with a bunch of guys just as dorky as Jim.
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Really, you can't be scared of a room full of Jims. I love the guy, but he's basically Gumby with hair.
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Good!
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I just wanted to see you!
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Wow, this place is' so great. I had no idea ' on the phone, you made it sound kind of dinky.
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Sure, no problem.
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That's sweet that he talks about me.
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Well, that's funny because I think of him as working part time in Philadelphia.
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They're the ones who put a fish tank next to a basketball hoop. It's like if I put a glass of milk on the edge of the table and Cece knocks it over, I don't blame Cece.
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Say they don't hire you. It's not like you're out on the street. You have a great job with people who love you.
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Right? Thank you! It's just Philly. Everyone's acting like it's New York or Paris or London.
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Not us.
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Congratulations.
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I guess you gotta move to Philly after all.
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No, I'm not upset. I'm really excited for Darryl' Maybe I'm a little disappointed that we'll be losing him.
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Everybody dance now'
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Hey' What happened here?
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'Are the pens here?
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[on phone]: Did you send Dwight on a quest for the Holy Grail?
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You don't remember?
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There's nothing down here.
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Hey, Angela? Did you hear about the Irish-American Cultural Center mural?
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Oh, no, Kevin, it's not a joke. Angela's husband put me up for a-- um, just never mind.
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Senator Lipton helped me submit my design for a new mural on a building downtown. Now I'm just waiting to hear from the selection committee. But, you know, let's be realistic. There are a ton of great artists in Scranton with way more experience. I mean, who are they gonna go with -- some nobody like me or a big name like Tracy Fleeb?
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Well, I'm heading out to Cece's dance recital.
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Hey, Cece, Daddy's gonna have dinner with us tonight after he comes to your recital. Are you excited?
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Let's call him.
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Hey, Hon, are you close?
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What?
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Hon, I wish you would have told me an hour ago, when you knew you weren't gonna make it.
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Of course.
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Yes, Jim, I think I know how to point a rectangle at something.
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I know how to operate my phone, okay? Listen, we're getting close. We will talk to you later. Say, 'Bye, Daddy.'
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Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry.
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Hello? Yes, this is Pam Halpert. I got the mural? Oh, my God!
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Um, I'm sorry. I have to go. My daughter's a ladybug. I know that doesn't make any sense. Um, thank you, thank you.
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Shh! Kids are dancing.
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Hey, uh, give me a call back when you get a chance. Cece did great, and I want to tell you something.
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Anyone want to see the video from Cece's recital?
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All right, you don't have to.
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Okay.
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Wait. What?
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Excuse me, I have to get back to work.
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Oh, no. I took a phone call in the middle of taping, and then when I went to turn it back on, I must have turned it off.
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Well, it was an important phone call.
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I haven't told anyone here about the mural yet. I want Jim to be the first to know. Whenever I tell him good news, he's always like, 'Beesly!' I love that. Only thing better than getting the job-- 'Beesly!'
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Night
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Night, Creed.
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Hey.
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So, how's it going?
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I'm so sorry.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I feel like you've already been working insanely hard.
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Um, actually, funny story -- I didn't get it. I shouldn't have been so cocky about my rectangle-holding skills after all.
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No, I got the teacher introducing them and then the applause afterwards. But not so much of the middle part.
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Yeah, okay, I'm sorry. I'm sure we can get a copy. A lot of people were taping it.
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Is there-- um... you want to ease up a little bit?
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I don't know, Jim -- maybe you should have been there.
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