Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 44)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

5,376 quotes · page 44 of 54

1. You know what would go so great with this cabbage pie? Milk.

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2. I'm thinking cow-

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3. Just don't talk about the email, okay? He's gonna cancel it on his own, I really think he will.

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4. Just trust me.

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5. I got this.

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6. Hahhh, thanks for everything.

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7. Dwight stopped the device!

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8. This could be real. Dwight's pretty handy with computers. He fixed my laptop once.

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9. You couldn't fix it.

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10. Yes you were.

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11. I don't think so, babe.

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12. Hey Cathy.

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13. How's it going? Everything make sense?

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14. Great.

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15. Oh no, I'm fine.

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16. Ok Oh that was just me. Pregnant Pam. And I make sounds much worse than this.

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17. I'm training a temp to be my replacement while I'm on maternity leave. Oh I should've mentioned I'm pregnant. You probably didn't notice because it's impossible to tell I'm so small. But yeah I'm pregnant. Oh come on!

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18. You doubt it?

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19. Why do you doubt that she's single?

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20. It's going to be good to have someone hot at Pam's desk huh?

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21. I'm kidding! Oh my gosh you guys! She's obviously super cute I get it. But I'd like to point out there's 50 pounds more of me to love if that's your thing.

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22. Thank you. Really you guys thank you. Very sweet.

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23. Really well thank you all.

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24. Hey.

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25. Helen Mirren. Hot?

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26. Huh. What about Cathy?

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27. Yeah. Do you think she's hot?

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28. I'm not asking if you're in to her. Just, objectively, do you find her attractive?

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29. You don't find Cathy attractive?

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30. Look at her. Even I want some fries with that shake.

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31. Yes, because she's hot, right?

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32. The thing about pregnancy is people treat you differently. Like you're a kid almost. They lose all sense of boundaries. They start acting weird, telling you things that clearly aren't true. I know it sounds nuts, but I think Dwight is the only one who's telling me the truth.

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33. Dwight, am I hot right now?

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34. What about before? Was I attractive before?

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35. Hmm. I think Jim's lying to me about not being attracted to Cathy.

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36. Five bucks if you can get him to admit it.

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37. Yep, that's the Dwight I need.

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38. Okay.

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39. I think so. Okay.

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40. Well, what does that... is that... okay.

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41. Yep, good.

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42. Honesty is very important to me.

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43. Let's just see how we feel when we get there.

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44. Hmm.

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45. Hey, I was talking to Cathy. Turns out she is single.

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46. I thought it might be fun to set her up with someone. Any ideas?

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47. Mike Tibbets, really?

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48. Kelly, calm down.

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49. I don't think Jim cares about his hair.

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50. Jim's on to me.

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51. Yeah, Jim barely talks to Mike. We had to go through like two levels of friends to even find his profile. Jim picked someone just unattractive enough to shut me up without tipping it.

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52. Yep.

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53. No, Kelly, don't.

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54. Is he puffing out his chest?

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55. No. Maybe he just said something funny.

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56. I think he's just making her laugh.

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57. Why's he making her laugh so much?

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58. Why was he making her laugh so much?

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59. Oh, hey, I'll just be a second.

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60. Okay.

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61. Oscar, Cathy has a question!

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62. Yeah?

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63. Why won't you just admit that she's attractive? It's kind of annoying that you won't say it.

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64. Well, Dwight had this idea, and I thought it was kind of crazy. But maybe that's where we are now.

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65. Yeah, its nuts. But I don't know what else to do.

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66. This could all go away if you just tell me the truth.

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67. Wait, that's it? That's the question you're going to ask him?

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68. Ah, see, was that so hard?

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69. Really?

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70. Wait, what?

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71. Jim, you have high blood pressure.

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72. Doesn't your dad have high blood pressure?

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73. When was the last time you went to the doctor?

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74. Dwight, stop. I'm not kidding, I mean, I need you to take care of yourself. What would we do if something happened to you?

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75. Come on, let's go. I wanna call your doctor.

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76. Just go home. It doesn't matter.

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77. I'm gonna do it.

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78. Oh! I'm going into labor! Oh my goodness!

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79. I know it's wrong to fake going into labor just to get out of things, but sometimes it's necessary.

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80. [after Angela gives her a stack of files]: I'm going into labor!

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81. I'm going into labor!

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82. I'm going into labor.

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83. Here we go!

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84. Okay.

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85. Oh! Oh!

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86. I'm really in labor! This is happening!

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87. Oh!

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88. False alarm.

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89. Here. Like it?

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90. I can't get a fire pit. I have two babies.

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91. Plants and- hi, Robert! Hey, um, how are you doing? Good to see you again.

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92. Okay. You know the test booklets that they give out in all the schools. I was thinking that we could put a coupon in the back that people would mail in to us... and as, you know, as I tell it, I don't like it. Unless, of course, you are responding to it.

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93. Um, excuse me. I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

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94. At this point, when you're this pregnant, it's kind of like senior spring. The other day I spit my gum out on the carpet.

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95. Hi. Wow, I really thought I'd be more excited to be here.

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96. Oh right, okay. Hey Stanley, it's great to see you!

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97. Oh, hi Stanley.

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98. Jim.

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99. Hey.

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100. Hi everybody!

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