Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.
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Of course.
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Yeah.
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That sounds nice.
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I do.
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Seems like a basic reward system where you give us points, and then we redeem those points for prizes.
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Oh.
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Yeah! Whoo!
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Who talked to Maggie at Kaufman's?
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Where's Angela?
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Ready! 'I'm not as think as you drunk I am!'
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Do Not Resuscitate'[mild cheering]
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Oh, and then this was Phyllis's idea'So nasty Phyllis!
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We were hoping you could do something like this'
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Baby.
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Yes.
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Do you think you could work from this? we made some small adjustments.
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Just a few adjustments
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Um, what should we talk about?
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Oh yeah, sure. Um, I hope I can help.
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Angela, that's pretty transparently me.
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You know it's just herbal tea.
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Yeah. I think you should call social services.
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You know, maybe we should just have our own pregnancies and not pretend like we're in this together.
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Fine.
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I don't like that clip.
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What's that come to? Like, what did they each win?
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Awesome.
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And then on the weekends, would you hacky sack back to reality and spend time with your wife and kids?
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I think we should get a townhouse in SoHo...
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And then every morning, I'd walk out on to my terrace and I would breathe in the inspiration of the city. You know? And just gather ideas for my painting...
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And then my handsome husband...
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Would bring me a flavored coffee.
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Well in your fantasy we're Stephen King characters.
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Oh, thank you.
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Wait, wait. What's this?
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It says 'Lotto Pool', right on top.
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Oh come on. You really think I'm gonna have a fourteen pound baby?
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No.
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Uh, buying lottery tickets online.
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You came in at 10:30 today, right?
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So. I've been thinking, after we win the lottery, we take our winnings....
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And we move to the south of France. See? No, there's plenty of bicycling for you. I think that's where they do the Tour de France.
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Because I'm never gonna act like that, even in your fantasy.
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We came to an agreement. We're going to live in a stunning pre-war brownstone at the top of a mountain.
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Just a subway stop away are the best museums in the world.
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Just like now.
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Oh..
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What are you gonna do?
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Andy, somebody defaced it.
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Somebody defaced the billboards we just put out in an inappropriate way.
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How is that better than a barbecue?
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Nope.
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Cece was around 22 weeks, but Phillip was much earlier.
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Oh, oh my gosh. Yes, but don't, don't say anything, okay? It's after my grandfather.
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Oh, wow. Funny. It's after my grandfather.
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I also would like to toast Phillip Halpert, who is due even sooner. May he be a good namesake to my grandfather who I promised as a child long before tonight that I would one day name my son after him. To Phillip Halpert!
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What are they doing?
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Nice touch.
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Yeah, she just went down.
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Aww.
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Yes, after my grandfather.
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Well I'm having my baby first, so that's that.
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You think your doctor's going to give you a C-section at six months?
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Yeah.
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What are you doing?
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Oh. Are you...
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Oh, Erin...
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Um, 2?
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No, I mean, you're doing great, and Andy put you in charge of the whole party, right?
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Yeah.
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Oh, hey, if you go by the Banshee Pub, tell the Man In Black I say hello.
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Okay. When I was 22, I worked there and everybody said the place was haunted. I didn't believe it until one day before we opened, I look up into the mirror, you know, behind the bar, and I see this old man dressed all in black, but when I turn around, there's no one there. So, I tell the cook my story...
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...and he said, That's what everyone sees, that's the Man In Black.
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Hey!
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What do you mean?
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I saw a ghost.
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It was a ghost, I told you this on, like, our first date.
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I don't know what to tell you, Jim, but I saw a ghost.
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Pam Halpert.
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Is it called Ghostbusters?
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It didn't look like that.
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Ok fine I'll draw him.
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Mmhmm. Dwight are you eating a stick?
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Jim doesn't let me wash his NFL jersey during the playoffs. How is this any less logical?
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Really.
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I'm not gonna freak her out, Jim.
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I'm not gonna lie to her, either.
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Thank you.
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This isn't about sides. This is about me seeing a blueish gray old man in the mirror and then he vanishes.
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No, Creed.
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Let's see. Andy has been manager for a hundred and five days. Which means I've heard 'Closing Time' a hundred and five times. Still don't know the words. Tah wa Ta way hm hm home and home and home.
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I bet he went home.
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What are you doing?
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Uhm.
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Yeah, do you need a hand?
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Are you okay, Kevin?
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Uh, could we come in too? Just for some water.
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Oh, wow. I forgot how pretty your house is.
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Oh, haha. Oh well. Pobody's nerfect, right?
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No. It's a jokey saying. Pobody's nerfect, like I can't even say those words right. Ha.
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