Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 43)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

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  1. Of course.

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  2. Yeah.

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  3. That sounds nice.

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  4. I do.

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  5. Seems like a basic reward system where you give us points, and then we redeem those points for prizes.

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  6. Oh.

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  7. Yeah! Whoo!

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  8. Who talked to Maggie at Kaufman's?

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  9. Where's Angela?

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  10. Ready! 'I'm not as think as you drunk I am!'

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  11. Do Not Resuscitate'[mild cheering]

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  12. Oh, and then this was Phyllis's idea'So nasty Phyllis!

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  13. We were hoping you could do something like this'

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  14. Baby.

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  15. Yes.

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  16. Do you think you could work from this? we made some small adjustments.

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  17. Just a few adjustments

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  18. Um, what should we talk about?

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  19. Oh yeah, sure. Um, I hope I can help.

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  20. Angela, that's pretty transparently me.

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  21. You know it's just herbal tea.

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  22. Yeah. I think you should call social services.

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  23. You know, maybe we should just have our own pregnancies and not pretend like we're in this together.

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  24. Fine.

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  25. I don't like that clip.

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  26. What's that come to? Like, what did they each win?

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  27. Awesome.

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  28. And then on the weekends, would you hacky sack back to reality and spend time with your wife and kids?

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  29. I think we should get a townhouse in SoHo...

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  30. And then every morning, I'd walk out on to my terrace and I would breathe in the inspiration of the city. You know? And just gather ideas for my painting...

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  31. And then my handsome husband...

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  32. Would bring me a flavored coffee.

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  33. Well in your fantasy we're Stephen King characters.

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  34. Oh, thank you.

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  35. Wait, wait. What's this?

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  36. It says 'Lotto Pool', right on top.

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  37. Oh come on. You really think I'm gonna have a fourteen pound baby?

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  38. No.

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  39. Uh, buying lottery tickets online.

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  40. You came in at 10:30 today, right?

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  41. So. I've been thinking, after we win the lottery, we take our winnings....

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  42. And we move to the south of France. See? No, there's plenty of bicycling for you. I think that's where they do the Tour de France.

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  43. Because I'm never gonna act like that, even in your fantasy.

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  44. We came to an agreement. We're going to live in a stunning pre-war brownstone at the top of a mountain.

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  45. Just a subway stop away are the best museums in the world.

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  46. Just like now.

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  47. Oh..

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  48. What are you gonna do?

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  49. Andy, somebody defaced it.

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  50. Somebody defaced the billboards we just put out in an inappropriate way.

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  51. How is that better than a barbecue?

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  52. Nope.

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  53. Cece was around 22 weeks, but Phillip was much earlier.

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  54. Oh, oh my gosh. Yes, but don't, don't say anything, okay? It's after my grandfather.

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  55. Oh, wow. Funny. It's after my grandfather.

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  56. I also would like to toast Phillip Halpert, who is due even sooner. May he be a good namesake to my grandfather who I promised as a child long before tonight that I would one day name my son after him. To Phillip Halpert!

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  57. What are they doing?

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  58. Nice touch.

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  59. Yeah, she just went down.

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  60. Aww.

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  61. Yes, after my grandfather.

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  62. Well I'm having my baby first, so that's that.

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  63. You think your doctor's going to give you a C-section at six months?

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  64. Yeah.

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  65. What are you doing?

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  66. Oh. Are you...

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  67. Oh, Erin...

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  68. Um, 2?

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  69. No, I mean, you're doing great, and Andy put you in charge of the whole party, right?

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  70. Yeah.

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  71. Oh, hey, if you go by the Banshee Pub, tell the Man In Black I say hello.

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  72. Okay. When I was 22, I worked there and everybody said the place was haunted. I didn't believe it until one day before we opened, I look up into the mirror, you know, behind the bar, and I see this old man dressed all in black, but when I turn around, there's no one there. So, I tell the cook my story...

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  73. ...and he said, That's what everyone sees, that's the Man In Black.

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  74. Hey!

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  75. What do you mean?

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  76. I saw a ghost.

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  77. It was a ghost, I told you this on, like, our first date.

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  78. I don't know what to tell you, Jim, but I saw a ghost.

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  79. Pam Halpert.

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  80. Is it called Ghostbusters?

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  81. It didn't look like that.

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  82. Ok fine I'll draw him.

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  83. Mmhmm. Dwight are you eating a stick?

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  84. Jim doesn't let me wash his NFL jersey during the playoffs. How is this any less logical?

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  85. Really.

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  86. I'm not gonna freak her out, Jim.

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  87. I'm not gonna lie to her, either.

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  88. Thank you.

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  89. This isn't about sides. This is about me seeing a blueish gray old man in the mirror and then he vanishes.

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  90. No, Creed.

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  91. Let's see. Andy has been manager for a hundred and five days. Which means I've heard 'Closing Time' a hundred and five times. Still don't know the words. Tah wa Ta way hm hm home and home and home.

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  92. I bet he went home.

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  93. What are you doing?

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  94. Uhm.

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  95. Yeah, do you need a hand?

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  96. Are you okay, Kevin?

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  97. Uh, could we come in too? Just for some water.

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  98. Oh, wow. I forgot how pretty your house is.

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  99. Oh, haha. Oh well. Pobody's nerfect, right?

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  100. No. It's a jokey saying. Pobody's nerfect, like I can't even say those words right. Ha.

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