Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 42)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

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1. Okay.

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2. Because of the flowers.

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3. Dogwoods, or just the Earth.

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4. Hey, well, good morning. I think I have good news for you today. I found your new executive assistant. My friend Carla. She's got great experience. We even considered making her Cece's godmother, but she had this boyfriend at the time-- but here's her resume.

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5. Okay.

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6. Oh my God, he hates me!

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7. I know.

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8. Is that what he tells you at your little inner circle meetings?

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9. Oh no, do you think it was stolen?

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10. Oh wow, you weren't kidding.

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11. Look. I'm juggling eggs and bowling balls. I'm juggling with one hand. No hands.

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12. What could he possibly stand to gain from a real juggling routine? How can you keep defending him?

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13. Why don't you talk to him about it?

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14. Why don't you just tell him how his actions are being perceived by the women in this office?

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15. So, Jordan, uh, where did you work before? Uh, a law office?

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16. So, umm, is this your first office job then?

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17. Wow.

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18. Jim, what are you doing? Get in there. This is not the time to take a stand. At least he likes one of us.

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19. Just go in. Just go in, he probably forgot to text you.

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20. So one afternoon, while walking home from school, quirky 10th grader Becky Walters finds a wounded Pegasus in the woods. And she becomes...The Horse Flyer.

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21. Hey! It sounds like you guys are having a lot of fun, but it's really loud, and some of us are trying to work, so do you think you could do it a little more quietly?

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22. Okay, well it's just really loud.

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23. You're back in.

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24. We could get Deangelo flowers.

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25. What have you done?

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26. Can't stay there all day.

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27. Do I at least get to go with you in this fantasy?

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28. Stop stalling! Come on.

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29. You mean the frozen mice for the piranha?

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30. Dwight, are you carrying a gun?

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31. Why do you need to wear the holster at all?

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32. Dwight, no gun, okay? Don't make us call Jo.

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33. You have to get rid of all your weapons. All of them. Including killer fish.

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34. You shot a gun off -

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35. What are we doing?

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36. We need a new manager.

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37. Should you really be so blatant about that?

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38. Are you really going to apply for work at Scranton Breadworks?

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39. It's gorgeous, Angela.

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40. Oh-ho-ho! He talked about himself in the third person?

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41. That's not accurate.

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42. How is this on me?

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43. Hang up. Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. Intel has told us there were at least seven.

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44. They're the same picture.

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45. The Senator? He was married before, and he has a kid.

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46. And don't say that thing about how lots of gay guys have kids.

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47. Did you see him at a bathhouse?

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48. The windowless building by the Baskin Robbins.

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49. Forget it. I'm never gonna know what goes on there.

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50. You're in the gay mafia.

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51. No.

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52. I'm a woman. I would want to know.

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53. She does seem happy.

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54. Okay.

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55. Uh, just put him through to me.

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56. Hello! This is... the client.

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57. Yes.

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58. Great.

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59. Thank you, bye-bye.

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60. That was our dream wedding.

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61. I hope... you have a very beautiful wedding, Angela.

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62. A homeless person. Really? A homeless person.

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63. No, I want you to say that you think the 'best' person to be our new manager is a homeless person.

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64. Ohh, hey Gabe, I'm sorry, we... we didn't get you a cake or anything. We're gonna miss you.

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65. Is that right?

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66. Well, okay!

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67. I don't think I should.

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68. Right here. Little Michael Scott-

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69. Much different the second time around. And I have to say; it is nice not being the only pregnant woman in the office.

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70. Wait, when did we start calling it that-

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71. Well, I am a few months ahead of you.

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72. Because everything makes me cry, so what's the difference? This dog, he just wants to protect his bone.

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73. Not enough though.

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74. Jim.

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75. If he comes out, distract him.

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76. He left it at reception and we photocopied it.

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77. Maybe it's a list of people he's gonna fire.

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78. 'Scuse me?

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79. I love you so much.

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80. Okay.

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81. Okay.

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82. That's regular pizza.

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83. Oh, text from Jim. 'This is getting very weird. Will explain later.'

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84. Oh, text from Kevin.

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85. I used to be young and cute and sorta funny and I could do those cute, little cartoons. And everyone who came through here was like, 'Who's that receptionist? I like her.' Now I'm just a fat mom. Yeah, and you take one look at me and you're like, 'Oh, loser.'

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86. Oh. Oh God.

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87. Yeah, I'm fine.

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88. Okay. Oh, uh, you dropped something. Jim?

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89. Okay, I know I've been crying easily today, but- I mean, that's just pretty killer, right? I mean, maybe it's stupid. No. It's wonderful. I'm gonna frame it. I can always unframe it.

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90. Yeah, I hate those endings.

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91. Oh! Text from Jim. 'This is...' hmm.

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92. Kevin, do you feel OK?

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93. Yeah, I think we should get him to the hospital.

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94. No he hasn't.

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95. Kevin, at most you're saving a microscopic amount of time.

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96. Kevin, you cannot possibly save enough time to see the world.

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97. It's huge. How much does it weigh?

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98. Erin, you don't need to call him that.

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99. Parenting? Yeah. This is Cici's favorite magazine. She loves the pictures of babies.

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100. I flipped through it.

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