Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 41)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

5,376 quotes · page 41 of 54

  1. What the heck! Why do you have Erin's computer!

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  2. What? Erin is that true?

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  3. Erin, it's not up to you. This computer was for reception! Okay? It's not yours to give away.

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  4. I'm not freaking out, Andy.

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  5. Andy, why should she have your crappy computer?

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  6. Switch the computers back Andy.

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  7. Seriously.

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  8. Now please.

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  9. I don't know if there's really a private place in this office.

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  10. You did that?

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  11. Okay. When did people sign-

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  12. Well what was I supposed to do, let you walk all over me?

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  13. Okay, well I didn't think about it like that. It's just, I can't do anything about it. I can't replace that one unless that computer breaks.

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  14. Yeah, well if it breaks all the way I can get you a new one.

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  15. So listen, we have to really scuff this up.

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  16. Andy, this is the deal we made.

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  17. We should break this hinge maybe.

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  18. Come on Andy! I mean you said you wanted a new computer and this is the best I could do!

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  19. Yes, I found it in a shelf in the corner of the warehouse.

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  20. Yep. Lucked out.

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  21. Yep, super lucky.

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  22. Yeah. You know what , I think I saw ONE sick day down there.

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  23. Three.

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  24. I'm full on corrupt!

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  25. Hey Oscar, big Will and Grace fan huh?

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  26. Oh.

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  27. Dunder Mifflin is having our first own garage sale. Like many Americans, we realized we had a lot of things that we really didn't need. And 10 cents of every dollar is going into the party fund so we can throw parties for ourselves.

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  28. It's cold Dwight. Just shut the door and let people come in the front.

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  29. The signs will drive people inside.

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  30. Oh, which one is decaf?

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  31. Michael! Michael!

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  32. Hi.. I was just coming out to see what you were doing and to maybe stop you.

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  33. Why do you need more gas?

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  34. Is it a good message or a bad message?

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  35. Are you proposing!?

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  36. Wow.

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  37. Yea. Yea no problem.

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  38. Yep.

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  39. Michael, you've had two ideas today. And one of them was great. And the other one was terrible.

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  40. This is terrible.

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  41. You know what? I'm gonna get a hose. Then we'll talk about it. Ok we'll figure it out. Be right back. Just stay there.

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  42. Hey Michael everyone's in the conference room.

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  43. You called the meeting I don't..

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  44. Michael.

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  45. We are a family.

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  46. And I've always believed that we should all be involved in everyone's personal lives, in a very major way.

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  47. So about this proposal thing...

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  48. Michael, she's perfect for you.

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  49. So we just... we wanna help you plan the proposal so that it's safe and responsible and realistic and doable.

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  50. Ok I think animals and proposals are out. Right Ryan didn't you read in one of your blogs that animals are out?

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  51. Holy s*** is that real?

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  52. No she's going to love it so I think you can keep the proposal simple. You know like when Jim proposed. He just he got down on one knee and he told me that he loved me and he asked me to marry him and it was perfect.

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  53. No it was really it was really sweet. It was raining and..

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  54. She's not gonna say no.

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  55. You were scared?

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  56. Congratulations!

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  57. Well, it wasn't an affair.

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  58. But, no, but we are a family.

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  59. Cecelia.

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  60. Really? Oh, my gosh! We just have the one, but she poops for four.

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  61. Uh oh. Someone started off on the right foot with the new boss!

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  62. Hey, Deangelo, my mom just sent me this picture of Cece, it is so adorable.

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  63. Da-das.

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  64. See, we knew it! If he just met her, he'd understand.

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  65. What's going on?

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  66. Oh, their breadsticks are like crack!

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  67. Well the breadsticks are like what then, Ryan, what can I use?

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  68. You're right, you're right. I'm a middle class broad.

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  69. Yeah... Hey, Erin, everything okay?

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  70. What's wrong?

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  71. Why don't you wanna eat lunch with your boyfriend?

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  72. Don't you think it's better to tell him the truth now? You know, rather than waste more of his time?

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  73. What?

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  74. Wait, when am I...? You just have to be clear and firm. You know, just tell him you don't love him. Just be honest with him.

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  75. You didn't think to mention me huh?

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  76. Why?

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  77. Michael, we were thinking maybe we could keep this thing going!

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  78. Let's grab some ice cream, go back to the office, and finish what we started.

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  79. In costumes!

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  80. What's wrong with cupcakes?

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  81. Well we all wanted to plan your goodbye party. We thought this would be easier.

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  82. We thought.

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  83. So this is the dream team.

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  84. Okay.

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  85. Should we get toppings?

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  86. What?

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  87. Hot fudge?

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  88. You should do more stuff like that.

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  89. So I'm going to Carbondale this afternoon to get a new bulk shredder.

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  90. It's a good shredder, it just keeps breaking.

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  91. It's not supposed to shred magazines Kevin.

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  92. I don't think any of them are supposed to shred magazines.

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  93. So Michael said we can do whatever we want cake-wise. What do we want?

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  94. I don't, I don't think we sh-

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  95. Okay, don't turn this into some feminist issue.

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  96. You know what, I think we should get some other input.

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  97. Oh, hey Michael! I'm just going to go to Carbondale to price some shredders. I'll see you later.

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  98. [walks into a movie theater showing The King's Speech]

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  99. No he wasn't sad. He was full of hope. About Colorado, and he was hoping to get an upgrade as an award's member. And he said he was just real excited to get home and see Holly.

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  100. Good morning, Deangelo.

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