Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 40)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

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1. Oh, Michael.

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2. Okay, Michael, just settle down.

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3. Kevin, don't! Come on!

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4. Yeah, just a little, I have a lot to deal with today.

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5. Okay, that's it.

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6. Lesson learned.

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7. What's going on? Do you know that guy?

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8. Jelp?' J-e-l-p?

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9. I don't think that's a word.

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10. You want some help?

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11. Mm-hmm.

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12. K-a. 'Ka'? What does 'ka' mean?

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13. No, it doesn't have to just be cow stuff, right?

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14. I think there's better...

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15. You could have just told us what you were thinking.

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16. There's no yelling in that, either.

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17. Oscar, wait. I think the victory would be more meaningful if Erin puts the last word in herself.

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18. I don't know. They're still in there.

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19. Stop. Out with it.

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20. Here's the story. That guy in there is Jim's childhood friend, Tom.

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21. And when they were both in the third grade, Jim was placed in the top reading group.

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22. And Tom...

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23. And Jim's mom suggested that Jim spend time hanging with the kids in his reading group, because she though that would be a good influence.

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24. Right. But how'd you say it?

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25. Wait. Can you back up? What's the story?

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26. Bye.

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27. Aw you'll get through it hon. Just make a game out of it. A funny 'Jim' game.

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28. All right, what'd you do?

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29. Where'd you put it?

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30. Say it. Where?

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31. The fridge.

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32. The fridge, got it.

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33. Bye.

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34. This is Pam.

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35. What's wrong?

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36. Jim, what?

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37. Oh God! What?!

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38. Ok. She's ok?

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39. Understood.

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40. Got it. I will put out a A.P.B. Otherwise known as a 'Ask Pam Beasley'. ... Did the phone cut off?

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41. Alright, just call me after the doctor.

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42. Bye.

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43. Yeah.

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44. Cute. Very funny, everyone. Who wrote captions under my doodle? I'm not even kidding. They're pretty good.

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45. Well the first one has a surprise factor. 'I'm a suck suck-suckidy Sabre!'

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46. But, ah, I suppose the second one is the better written line.

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47. You guys, if I knew you wanted to do a caption contest, I would have drawn something more challenging.

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48. Yes. You guys, I have the perfect idea. Ok, it will just take me ten minutes.

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49. Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.

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50. Oh, hey Dwight.

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51. No, he hasn't.

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52. No, wait. Hey, while you are out, could pick up some paper towels and chocolate syrup? We have ice cream so I thought...

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53. Ok. I, just, when you are done or any time it's convent, I just thought since you are out...

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54. Ok, well it wasn't obvious so...

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55. Ta-da!

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56. Yeah?

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57. Seriously?

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58. Oh! Ok.

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59. Guess not.

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60. Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a winner.

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61. Hey. How you doing?

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62. Yeah.

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63. At least she lived a very long and I'm sure, a very happy life. Got you this card. When you're ready. We all signed it. We just wanted you to know we're thinking about you.

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64. It's possible that some people thought it was your birthday.

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65. I'm so sorry.

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66. How much did you give him?

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67. Wait. I don't have my scarf.

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68. I'm missing my scarf. Oh.

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69. Yeah, lunch was wonderful!

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70. Um, there was an amazing buffet and there was a chocolate fondue... station. And what else was there?

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71. Yes. Never found that bottom, did we?

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72. Yeah. What? Us?

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73. Yeah!

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74. Yeah!

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75. That's weird. I mean, that's weird to have sex in the office. That's where you work, right?

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76. You know, you're in a meeting, and nobody knows that you've had sex there, except for you and him.

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77. Oh, yeah, we were. We were just looking to say hi. So hey.

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78. No, we weren't.

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79. No.

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80. That was so embarrassing. I'm gonna die.

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81. Let me make something clear. Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office.

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82. Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed.

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83. No.

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84. We took a walk.

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85. We're all in it, from like years and years ago. It's like a home movie.

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86. Michael screened a work in progress for us, years ago, and it didn't go well. We thought it was a comedy. Everything pointed to it being a comedy.

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87. We'd love to see it!

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88. Okay everyone, I know we're really excited to see this movie that everybody's in, but we have to remember that Michael is sensitive, so let's stay positive! And no laughing, no comments, just positive energy and we'll have a pure fun day! Okay?

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89. I got Erin a new computer, because the one at reception sucked. I should know. And I don't wanna say the other one was old, but its I.P. number is one! Right?

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90. Awwh, you're welcome. My pleasure.

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91. I just helped someone out. It feels good.

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92. So you know the feeling.

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93. Hey, um...

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94. He's seriously awful!

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95. United front...

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96. You have a computer Andy.

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97. Ok, but listen. We just don't have the budget for it. Okay? Reception needed a computer so we got one.

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98. Yes, but Reception is a one person department. If I get you a new computer I have to get one for everyone in sales. For Dwight, for Stanley, it would be crazy.

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99. See, this is what I'm talking about.

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100. Sorry Andy.

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