Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 39)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

5,376 quotes · page 39 of 54

1. And that's what you said about Art School, and that's what you said about sales.

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2. Well, I'm not an artist, and I'm not a salesman. So what would you call it?

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3. What?

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4. Well thanks.

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5. Hello, hello. You're breaking the law.

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6. Read article nineteen. There are suitable standards that you have to maintain the building at that includes comfortable temperatures and adequate lighting. It also means no more cutting the tampons in two, and no more tampering with the toilet paper.

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7. Okay let's go in. I'm freezing.

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8. Okay, this is just a Christmas card from your paper supplier. No one's putting this on their fridge.

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9. Okay.

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10. I'm freezing.

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11. I'm the office administrator now, which means I'm basically being paid to be head of the party planning committee. The first thing I did as head... I shut it down. At its best it was a toxic political club used to make others feel miserable and left out. At its best it planned parties.

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12. It hardly looks fake. It's so lush.

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13. Great.

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14. Nope.

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15. Nashua got mp3 players.

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16. Before we kick off the party, I just want to remind everyone that an office party is just that...

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17. A party. It's not an excuse to get really drunk or confront someone or have a cathartic experience of any kind.

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18. Wow, there are, there are questions to that. Okay. Um, you know what, no questions. Last item on the agenda, Toby would like to make an announcement.

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19. Michael, Michael, wait we don't have, we don't have the budget for another party.

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20. I honestly think you're idealizing people here again, Michael. I don't think that's gonna happen.

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21. Hey.

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22. Yes. But don't get too excited, 'cause I didn't have a lot of time this year.

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23. Okay.

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24. I've been working forever on Jim's present. He always gives me the best Christmas gifts. He'll take a memory or a private joke, and he'll create something totally unique. I love them. So this year I made him something. A comic book. It stars Jimmy Halpert, a mild-mannered paper Salesman who, while riding his bike through the forest, is bitten by a radioactive bear, becomes 'bear man'. Wreaks havoc on the office. It's really good.

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25. No, it has the little...

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26. Hey, uh, any volunteers to come with me to go buy a Christmas tree?

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27. Why do you always think that girls are gonna be at the party? No one invited girls. It's just us.

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28. Oh, do you mean Darryl? That's a great idea. I'll ask him.

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29. Yeah. He works here. We all know him.

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30. Cool.

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31. Hey, sorry, I really didn't want to come in. It's just that we have to go buy a new Christmas tree, and we're hoping we could borrow your truck.

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32. Okay. Sorry. We'll uh, we'll leave you alone.

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33. Hey, how about this one?

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34. Maybe. I mean...

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35. Um, hey, Darryl, listen, it's none of my business, but if I couldn't have Cece for Christmas, I'd be really upset too.

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36. Well Darryl, no kid wants to buy their own Christmas presents.

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37. No, you should have her mom do the boring Christmas stuff on her time. You should be associated with the fun parts of Christmas.

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38. Bring her to the party. Yeah, we'll have Santa, and we'll play games with her. It'll be a lot of fun.

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39. You'll be Mr. Christmas by the end of the night.

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40. Hey guys, the tree's here.

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41. Who told you that?

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42. Kelly! Um, how are you adjusting to the move?

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43. You guys, I don't think any of us are really qualified to be giving Holly personal advice about her love life.

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44. Wow, an ultimatum.

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45. It doesn't really seem like you.

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46. So, cool right?

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47. Okay.

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48. Okay, well, I just sorta meant, like, cute, right?

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49. I mean, help, if it's something simple, like add page numbers or laminate it or...

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50. No.

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51. Yup.

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52. No, no. Jim had a great year, actually. I just wanted to get your opinion.

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53. Look at this.

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54. Jada, Darryl, I'm so glad I found you guys. A grinch stole the star from on top of the Christmas tree and is hiding it in the warehouse somewhere. You want to go help me find him?

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55. Oh, my goodness.

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56. Something like an obstacle course, Mr. Grinch?

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57. Thank you.

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58. I don't think he's in the ceiling, babe.

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59. Is it... is it pebbles from that beach in Jamaica?

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60. Oh, my God.

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61. I love it.

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62. Oh, um, it's just, I didn't, I didn't have a lot of time, so that's just a place holder.

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63. Michael, wait!

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64. That's good advice.

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65. That's a sad story.

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66. Oh, okay, Michael, slow down. Everything's gonna be okay.

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67. I shouldn't tell you this, but... AJ won't commit to Holly. And she's gonna tell him that if he doesn't propose to her by the end of the year, it's over.

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68. Really. And I don't know about you, but I don't know of a lot of happy marriages that start off with an ultimatum, do you?

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69. So just be patient.

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70. Hey, sorry. I'm ready.

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71. Oh... come on, bear man. Come on.

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72. I'm sorry. I had no idea.

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73. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, no, no, no.

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74. What?

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75. What? What is it? What? What is, oh, my God! Honey? Jim? Jim!

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76. Hey, guys! Fun thing. The index cards on your desk are resolution cards. You write your New Year's resolution on them, I'll collect them, and then display them on... da-da-da-da-da! This! Resolution board.

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77. It's gonna be fun.

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78. I recently met Sue, the office administrator at Vance Refrigeration. She has this awesome wall full of fun initiatives and morale boosters and stuff. Sue just goes for it, she's awesome.

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79. Oh, hey, guys! I'd like to introduce you to a new little friend of mine. His name is New Year's resolution board.

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80. Hey, Dwight, I'm collecting resolution cards.

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81. Why not?

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82. Learn to cook for one!

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83. Well, maybe you'll meet someone.

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84. Angela.

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85. Make time for romance!

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86. I don't think so.

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87. No.

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88. I'm not... I'm not going to have...

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89. No! Just talk to her.

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90. There's a plan.

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91. The goal of this meeting is to get everybody excited about their resolutions! Who's been good about their resolutions so far? Erin. Tell us about it.

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92. Cool! Here's a little 'way to go' gift from Sabre.

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93. Creed. I noticed you don't have a resolution on the board. What's yours?

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94. How is it going?

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95. One of the hardest parts about making resolutions is keeping them. In fact, most resolutions are abandoned by February.

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96. Yeah.

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97. But that's okay. Because it's not about being perfect, it's about trying. In fact, why don't we go around and confess some of the ways that we've fudged on some of our resolutions?

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98. Okay, well, my confession is that today I had a sip of coffee. But that's fine.

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99. Yes! Because with all of your support, by this time next year maybe I'll be down to one glass of iced tea a week.

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100. You don't have to do that, Kevin.

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