Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 38)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

5,376 quotes · page 38 of 54

1. Nope, and we're gonna need a loaves and fishes kind of miracle to feed 'em all.

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2. Hm. Don't listen to her. She's just jealous 'cause she doesn't get to come home to someone as cute as you.

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3. I don't know. I'm just hungry.

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4. Cece went down.

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5. Well, if it makes you feel better, I didn't get one either.

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6. Who the heck was that?

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7. We need more food. I'll go get some subs and sodas.

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8. Honey.

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9. Did you lose Cece?

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10. She's up! Great!

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11. Cece, is reverse cycling, which means she sleeps all day and is up all night. Which basically means I'm up all day and I'm up all night. And if it doesn't stop soon, I am going to be up all night.

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12. Michael? Maybe you should try gong in the other room again. You can have my seat. It's closer to the TV. It'll seem louder.

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13. You have a gun in your desk?

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14. Maybe I should go.

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15. If I could get her sleeping normally I could get my life back.

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16. I can't even talk about it.

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17. I kind of doubt Gabe has suit.

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18. It's a miracle. She loves him.

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19. No no no no no! She'll wake up!

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20. Look, I know what you have to do, please stay with Cece. Dwight? I've always considered for us to be very good friends. Great friends! Remember your concussion?

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21. Absolutely!

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22. Do it!

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23. Jim, just don't think of it as degrading. Think of it as, you happen to be moving the six inches his way and he happens to be biting it.

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24. What no, wait! You said you were gonna help us!

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25. Okay fine! There must be some way to get out of it. Even just for tonight!

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26. No no no, don't. I will go talk to Angela.

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27. The reverse cycling ends tonight!

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28. Hey in there. It's Pam. It's not Dwight! Don't think it's Dwight!

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29. I know you and Dwight have this weird deal, uhm, he sent me out here to see if you could postpone.

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30. Yes! I have been so authorized.

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31. Okay.

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32. You know, there are a lot of guys out there who would just love and appreciate a-

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33. Wait, um, does anyone remember when it was set up?

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34. Lord of the Ring stuff? I don't know, I'm just trying to think of things that were happening at the time.

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35. You're typing 'Big Boobs'?

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36. Mm-Hmm?

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37. Okay.

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38. Oh, it's okay.

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39. Let it go.

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40. Yes, I invested in WUPHF. It's actually a great idea and I can't believe it didn't exist before. And I know Ryan's kind of a sketchy guy, but hey, I married Jim. I've done my part for the nice guy. Now I want a bedroom set.

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41. What do you want to say, Michael?

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42. Really?! Who?!

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43. Did you prank Dwight?

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44. Well, you like that.

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45. I love you, but I'm kinda busy. So I need you to figure this one out on your own.

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46. Oscar said WUPHF only has enough money for nine days.

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47. Ryan, just tell us your plan.

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48. Oh, God!

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49. I move we sell!

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50. Sell.

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51. Hi, Michael.

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52. Oh, we don't recycle.

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53. I'm sure no one asked you to do that.

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54. Listen, I know you really like Ryan--

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55. Michael, I... I hate to say this, but... you know this special bond that you've always felt with Ryan, where, like, you're best friends or you're his mentor or something?

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56. Michael, I think that feeling only goes one way. And I think that Ryan knows that, and he's taking advantage of you.

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57. And there are a lot of other people in this office who have money at stake. Other people you care about.

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58. Don't.

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59. Yeah, but in a jokey way where you're gonna start singing.

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60. Okay. Go Ahead.

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61. Do you mind?

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62. You don't have to do that.

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63. Are you okay, what's wrong?

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64. Umm, Stanley. Maybe you could just unspool a little more each time you need to...

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65. Dwight, can we talk about these cutbacks.

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66. I'm not going to do that.

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67. Hi Nate, Its Pam Halpert.

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68. Hey, I would just love to schedule a meeting today with Dwight.

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69. Sure.

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70. Dwight. Dwight. Can you please tell new building owner that he is screwing over all the people he works with, people he's worked with for years. His friends.

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71. An idea bigger than the Grand Canyon?

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72. Dwight take it down.

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73. I'm serious, take it down or else.

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74. We can move out.

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75. So, does anyone wanna know where I've been for the last 2 hours?

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76. I went out to look for a better office space.

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77. Not really, because I found one.

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78. Yup.

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79. Look at the huge offices Jim, check out that conference room.

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80. Oh in three months we can. Check the lease, and if you don't undo all the changes you've made, we're moving. Hey guys, can I show you some pictures.

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81. They're not of Cece.

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82. This is possibly our new Dunder Mifflin office.

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83. Well, this building isn't far, and its much newer. There's a dry cleaner, nail place and a gym. Oh, and it's next-door to and Outback so it always smells like steak.

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84. Koreans.

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85. White.

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86. Parley?

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87. So everyone here knows pirate code?

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88. You've been watering down the soap?

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89. We need everything back the way it was.

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90. That's a sad story. I have another one. We move, the other tenants follow, the bank takes the building, takes your farm, takes your car and beats the crap out of you. Penniless, you die, and my daughter Cece dances on your grave... fully clothed.

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91. Yeah?

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92. I know, because you're the reason we're moving.

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93. Uhh, I think it's something like umm...

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94. Umm, let me see.

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95. Oh, actually I don't know what I did with the one sheet. Y'know, that's the problem. You only have one sheet.

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96. Mmhmm.

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97. I lied about some aspects of the building.

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98. There's no building... it doesn't exist.

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99. I needed leverage so I pulled those pictures off the internet. It's just this Office Administrator thing, I don't wanna...

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100. Fail. I don't want to fail... again.

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