Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.
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Nope, and we're gonna need a loaves and fishes kind of miracle to feed 'em all.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40253
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Hm. Don't listen to her. She's just jealous 'cause she doesn't get to come home to someone as cute as you.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40255
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I don't know. I'm just hungry.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40257
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Cece went down.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40286
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Well, if it makes you feel better, I didn't get one either.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40290
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Who the heck was that?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40292
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We need more food. I'll go get some subs and sodas.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40294
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Honey.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40383
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Did you lose Cece?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40390
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She's up! Great!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40506
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Cece, is reverse cycling, which means she sleeps all day and is up all night. Which basically means I'm up all day and I'm up all night. And if it doesn't stop soon, I am going to be up all night.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40507
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Michael? Maybe you should try gong in the other room again. You can have my seat. It's closer to the TV. It'll seem louder.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40527
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You have a gun in your desk?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40529
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Maybe I should go.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40536
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If I could get her sleeping normally I could get my life back.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40562
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I can't even talk about it.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40564
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I kind of doubt Gabe has suit.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40566
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It's a miracle. She loves him.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40589
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No no no no no! She'll wake up!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40594
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Look, I know what you have to do, please stay with Cece. Dwight? I've always considered for us to be very good friends. Great friends! Remember your concussion?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40596
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Absolutely!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40600
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Do it!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40603
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Jim, just don't think of it as degrading. Think of it as, you happen to be moving the six inches his way and he happens to be biting it.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40623
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What no, wait! You said you were gonna help us!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40627
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Okay fine! There must be some way to get out of it. Even just for tonight!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40631
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No no no, don't. I will go talk to Angela.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40636
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The reverse cycling ends tonight!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40638
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Hey in there. It's Pam. It's not Dwight! Don't think it's Dwight!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40672
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I know you and Dwight have this weird deal, uhm, he sent me out here to see if you could postpone.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40674
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Yes! I have been so authorized.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40676
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Okay.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40678
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You know, there are a lot of guys out there who would just love and appreciate a-
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40680
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Wait, um, does anyone remember when it was set up?
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40719
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Lord of the Ring stuff? I don't know, I'm just trying to think of things that were happening at the time.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40721
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You're typing 'Big Boobs'?
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40730
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Mm-Hmm?
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40753
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Okay.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40755
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Oh, it's okay.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40757
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Let it go.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40759
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Yes, I invested in WUPHF. It's actually a great idea and I can't believe it didn't exist before. And I know Ryan's kind of a sketchy guy, but hey, I married Jim. I've done my part for the nice guy. Now I want a bedroom set.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40760
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What do you want to say, Michael?
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40812
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Really?! Who?!
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40820
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Did you prank Dwight?
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40840
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Well, you like that.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40842
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I love you, but I'm kinda busy. So I need you to figure this one out on your own.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40844
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Oscar said WUPHF only has enough money for nine days.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40846
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Ryan, just tell us your plan.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40857
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Oh, God!
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40898
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I move we sell!
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40901
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Sell.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40905
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Hi, Michael.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40928
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Oh, we don't recycle.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40930
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I'm sure no one asked you to do that.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40932
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Listen, I know you really like Ryan--
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40934
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Michael, I... I hate to say this, but... you know this special bond that you've always felt with Ryan, where, like, you're best friends or you're his mentor or something?
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40936
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Michael, I think that feeling only goes one way. And I think that Ryan knows that, and he's taking advantage of you.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40938
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And there are a lot of other people in this office who have money at stake. Other people you care about.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40940
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Don't.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40942
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Yeah, but in a jokey way where you're gonna start singing.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40944
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Okay. Go Ahead.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40946
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Do you mind?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41020
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You don't have to do that.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41022
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Are you okay, what's wrong?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41040
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Umm, Stanley. Maybe you could just unspool a little more each time you need to...
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41059
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Dwight, can we talk about these cutbacks.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41066
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I'm not going to do that.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41068
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Hi Nate, Its Pam Halpert.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41071
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Hey, I would just love to schedule a meeting today with Dwight.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41073
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Sure.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41075
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Dwight. Dwight. Can you please tell new building owner that he is screwing over all the people he works with, people he's worked with for years. His friends.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41078
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An idea bigger than the Grand Canyon?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41091
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Dwight take it down.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41134
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I'm serious, take it down or else.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41136
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We can move out.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41138
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So, does anyone wanna know where I've been for the last 2 hours?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41140
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I went out to look for a better office space.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41142
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Not really, because I found one.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41144
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Yup.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41146
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Look at the huge offices Jim, check out that conference room.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41148
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Oh in three months we can. Check the lease, and if you don't undo all the changes you've made, we're moving. Hey guys, can I show you some pictures.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41151
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They're not of Cece.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41153
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This is possibly our new Dunder Mifflin office.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41155
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Well, this building isn't far, and its much newer. There's a dry cleaner, nail place and a gym. Oh, and it's next-door to and Outback so it always smells like steak.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41157
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Koreans.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41160
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White.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41162
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Parley?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41211
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So everyone here knows pirate code?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41213
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You've been watering down the soap?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41216
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We need everything back the way it was.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41218
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That's a sad story. I have another one. We move, the other tenants follow, the bank takes the building, takes your farm, takes your car and beats the crap out of you. Penniless, you die, and my daughter Cece dances on your grave... fully clothed.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41220
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Yeah?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41262
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I know, because you're the reason we're moving.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41264
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Uhh, I think it's something like umm...
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41266
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Umm, let me see.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41268
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Oh, actually I don't know what I did with the one sheet. Y'know, that's the problem. You only have one sheet.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41270
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Mmhmm.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41272
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I lied about some aspects of the building.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41273
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There's no building... it doesn't exist.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41275
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I needed leverage so I pulled those pictures off the internet. It's just this Office Administrator thing, I don't wanna...
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41277
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Fail. I don't want to fail... again.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41279