Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office | Page 37

And, I haven't gotten paid yet. I'm not blaming you.

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I just think somebody lost the paperwork.

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Hey Michael, um... about three months ago, I was talking to...

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There are a lot of one person departments here, so, there's a lot of department heads. But I'm off to a good start. Oh, man! If I could pull this off, it will be scam of all scams. And yet very helpful to everyone.

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We can do that.

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Easily.

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But of course!

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So weird that there is no paperwork.

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Although, like, unlikely things happen all the time. My best friend, in High School, she went to Australia, Canberra I think, and she met this guy who lived only two streets away in America.

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Admit what?

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Say it.

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Say that I'm lying or say that I have the job. Make a definitive statement, Gabe.

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Great. Well, Let me know if you need a new chair, or anything that an Office Administrator can handle.

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Sure. Anything else?

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I'll get it right away.

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The first lesson of watching World Poker Tour at 2:00 AM, you play the opponent. Not the cards.

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Oh, we wanted to, but our sitter just fell through. I'm really sorry.

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We'll keep looking.

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I mean, who knows? Maybe I have a niece my family never told me about.

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Yeah.

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Hey, Erin, it's Pam. How ya doing? No, no, don't put Cece on the phone, because she can't talk yet. Okay. No, I was just calling to see how everything's going. Yeah? Yeah? It's good? The play? The play is kind of great. I mean, it's fun to hear Andy sing in the appropriate setting. Now, he's really sorry you couldn't make it, too. Yeah. So thank you so much, again. We're having a great time. Oh, they're flashing the lights so we should go in. Thanks. Bye. Okay, so we called. And everything's fine!

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We can relax.

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Sounds like Cece.

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Oh, my God! Go, go!

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Why are you here?

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What possible explanation could you have for possibly being here? I don't... you know, babies shouldn't have ice cream, by the way.

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You know what? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

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Okay.

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Not together!

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This night was a disaster.

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Yeah?

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Get it.

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Let's get our juice on.

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No. No no no!

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Yes!

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Yeah, go away.

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What? No! Wait, no. Definitely not cancer.

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It's just good to stop a Michael train of thought early before it derails and destroys the entire town.

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Wait! What you should do, Michael, is have a doctor take a look at it. Because we really don't know what that is.

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Hey! Our baby was not a mistake. She was a surprise.

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Andy that's way too personal of a question.

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Okay.

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Michael!

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Come on, Michael! Yeah!

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Not the car!

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Nothing happened. We went on a couple of dates. He never called me again.

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That's fizzling. I mean, someone has to start the fizzle.

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No, I liked him. For a couple of days. Four years ago. You know I have a kid with you, right?

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You don't look reluctant, Michael. You look really eager.

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You don't?

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Not really. It's kinda weird that a grown man is singing from the point of view of a little girl.

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Bye, Stanley! Love you!

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People are really into the costume contest this year. Might have something to do with the prize, maybe you've heard of it. The 2011 Scranton Wilkes-Barre coupon book worth over fifteen thousand dollars in savings!

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What?

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I'm supposed to be Olive Oyl. And it makes more sense when I'm standing next to Popeye, but... Jim doesn't want to put his costume on.

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We were basically Romeo and Juliet.

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Except where Juliet doesn't have that great a time and Romeo doesn't call back after two dates.

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But I've learned to love again. He's a cartoon sailor.

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And looks so handsome in his UNIFORM! Please?

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Um, hit the speakerphone button. The speakerphone button? The same button as you hit before... or sit on it.

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Oh, my gosh! People keep blowing it out of proportion! It's not even a history.

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It was two.

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No, we um, we had plans for a third, but then I don't know, you never called me back, so...

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Yeah? It was though, that's what happened.

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Hmm-mm.

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Okay, everybody! After you walk the runway everyone has to vote for who gets the coupon book. And you can't vote for yourself.

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Michael, this is a bad idea.

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Dressing up as somebody-I mean, when has that ever worked for you?

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Angela as the nurse!

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I'd remember talking about Jim. That wasn't it.

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I did. And it's just one of those things that's going to keep gnawing at me, like 'gnaw, gnaw, why? Why didn't he? I have no idea why.'

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Thank you! Thank you. I got it. Now I know. You thought I was a little dorky. You know? Okay. Well, excuuuuse me.

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Oh, wow!

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Aww, my hero!

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Okay, everyone, I've tallied the votes, and the winner... of the costume celebration spectacular... and the Scranton Wilkes-Barre coupon book... Oscar Martinez.

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I know a lot of us have been feeling under the weather lately. It's that time of year. And according to a study done by the University of Arizona, they've discovered that your keyboards have hundreds of times more bacteria, per square inch, than a toilet seat.

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One of the simplest ways to cut down on the spread of germs is to use something called the vampire cough.

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Oh, no, it's just that if a vampire had to cough, he would do it like this.

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Well, other things you can do to help cut down on the spread of disease are to wash your hands regularly. Don't come in if you're sick.

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And get your flu shot. Also, I'm going to set up hand sanitizing stations around the office.

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I'm not - I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that.

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Cece's getting christened today.

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Everyone from work is here. We weren't planning on that.

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Oh, Michael, this is just for family.

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Okay, Michael. Um, you know I love when you do that voice, but today, I'm so sorry. I need you to tell me that you know you're not Cece's godfather.

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I'm sorry, Michael. I need you to say it. I'm so sorry.

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Okay, thank you.

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Our friend, Seth, and his wife there.

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No, I met his wife in Mommy and Me. They're a great couple. You should meet them later.

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Okay. Thank you for coming, Michael.

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Somebody needs a change.

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Well, she can't bring this up with her.

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What?

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Honey, no.

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No, no.

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We have an extra outfit in the bag.

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You said you checked it.

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Wow.

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We just had to add a few more tables. We weren't expecting this many people.

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