Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 36)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

5,376 quotes · page 36 of 54

1. You have to settle down first.

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2. Okay. Okay. Yes.

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3. Yeah, but you have to calm...

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4. Okay. Look at this, look at this. Baby picture.

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5. Hi, Michael, hi, Michael

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6. Did she see me?

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7. What flavors did you get?

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8. Despera-dough. Witchy-womanilla. Why do they do this?

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9. No, no, no, it's fine. I was just commenting. We gotta get these out, open 'em up.

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10. Yeah, and when Michael gets a broken heart, this whole place comes to a halt, so we're just trying to get out in front of this.

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11. Yeah, or no... well... I don't know. I'm sorry. I was up all night with Cece, otherwise I'd be running this.

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12. And we need bodies in both these rooms, people. So please sign up.

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13. Oh, okay. Everyone, remember, when he get's like this, he will wallow, if you empathize. Keep conversations light and if you get stuck, and you don't know what to do, make a random sound effect okay? Farting noise, whatever. Okay.

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14. No, out! Get out now! Leave now.

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15. Leave!

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16. Oh, and if he makes a joke, just laugh it up, no matter what. Okay?

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17. That's awesome. You want some ice cream?

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18. Could he still be seeing her?

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19. Me too!

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20. Hey Michael.

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21. We were wondering if you would like to have dinner with us tonight, in our home, and play with our baby.

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22. We can watch a movie and play Rock Band.

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23. Yes.

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24. Michael Scott, are you still seeing Donna?

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25. Mm. Hey. Oh, hi, Gabe.

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26. You were supposed to be the Lookout.

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27. So embarrassing.

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28. We will be well-rested tomorrow.

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29. I don't think those were yours to take.

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30. Did you talk to him?

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31. You talked to the man whose wife you're having an affair with.

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32. I don't think I'm gonna make it.

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33. It gets in the breast milk. If I drink it, Cece drinks it six hours later.

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34. Well, it does and it doesn't.

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35. You sleep in the warehouse?

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36. Okay.

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37. It was me.

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38. Okay. I'm talking to this woman at daycare...

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39. She's telling me about all her amazing trip to Vietnam, I have nothing. I tell her our printers catch on fire, spontaneously!

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40. Her husband's a reporter.

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41. So now everyone hates Andy, and it's this whole mess, and I don't know what to do.

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42. I could tell Jo... or I could tell Michael.

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43. I don't know what to do! Do I go tell Jo, or - I don't want everyone to keep blaming the wrong person!

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44. That fast?

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45. Yeah? I weirdly know exactly what you're saying to me.

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46. Yeah, you didn't need to actually say it.

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47. I have never seen so many parking tickets.

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48. Um...

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49. We're not going for yogurt.

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50. Wouldn't we get fired for smashing all the computers?

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51. I don't think that's a good idea.

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52. Nobody's going to prison, okay? Um... all right, Michael, you need to convince Jo to go easy on us. And then we'll all confess once we know our jobs are safe.

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53. Yes, it's totally obvious.

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54. Hey. What are you doing?

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55. Sorry.

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56. It was really funny.

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57. I love you.

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58. Why is there a circle with a line through it?

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59. Or enough for everyone?

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60. Get whatever you want, on me.

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61. I don't know. That usually works.

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62. I feel horrible for blowing Jim's prank. I don't know if you can tell, but he's mildly upset. And Dwight hasn't been messed with in a while, so he's become a monster. I need to make this right.

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63. Yeah, yeah. Like when he presses 'Doors closed' the doors open. Or he presses 'lobby' it goes to third floor, stuff like that. Can you do that?

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64. Dwight is about to get so Pammed.

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65. Yeah, I wanted to show you something in the lobby. Come on.

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66. There we go.

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67. Let's just calm down.

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68. I don't-

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69. Ok, Dwi-Oh, my God!

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70. Dwight, what are you doing!? We've only been in here for, like, two seconds!

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71. You've gotta be kidding me.

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72. Oh, hey Jim. Some prankster switched the elevator buttons on Dwight.

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73. I know. Yeah, and it was going really great at first. I got video.

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74. Well, you know... they don't call me the Bart Simpson of Scranton for nothing.

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75. They do call me that.

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76. Nope. Scared of getting cut in half. Also, there's pee on the floor.

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77. Yeah.

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78. Stop drinking the water! Stop!

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79. We signed Cici up for this daycare. It's on the other side of town. The traffic...

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80. Were you painting in the dark?

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81. I don't really think we need...

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82. Yeah.

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83. And a soy sauce packet.

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84. Look, I'm not going to tell you that we have lower prices. Is price something that is important to you? Ok, well let me know if anything changes.

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85. I can't do this. I don't have this sales gene, or whatever it is. Tell me everything is going to be ok.

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86. Tell me I'm good at sales.

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87. The unfair thing about working in sales is that your salary is almost all commission. So, you suck at sales, you make almost no money. I guess that's fair.

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88. Yeah, what happened Dwight?

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89. So what happened?

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90. I am. I am the office administrator!

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91. Oh, we're not interested. We're not interested at all.

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92. There are a few ways to get promoted. One is to wait for an opening and apply for it. That's the main way. But this could work.

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93. A few months ago. I was talking to someone at corporate, who isn't there anymore, and I think the paperwork just got lost in the shuffle. Can you believe that?

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94. Thanks! Yeah, so I'm just going to take care of things around the office and get paid a reasonable salary. You believe that, right?

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95. I get paid $40,000 per year.

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96. Maybe $50,000.

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97. No, not $50,000, $41,000, I think. $41,500.

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98. I liked them.

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99. Hey, do you have a second?

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100. Well, as I am sure you know, for the past few months, I've been the Office Administrator. Since right before you guys took over.

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