Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 35)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

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1. Do you guys want some food? The wings are really good here.

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2. Really?

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3. I'm sorry, he's not usually like that.

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4. He's more, just... like... you can go.

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5. Okay. Bye.

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6. Yeah.

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7. Oh-oh, gosh. Oh.

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8. Okay, we have to get home.

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9. Not at all.

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10. Hey, thanks.

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11. It's my first day back after maternity leave. And I miss Cece, of course. But we need the money. What was maternity leave like? Oh, how do I explain it?... It rocked. It rocked my ass off.

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12. Oh. You couldn't have watered it?

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13. It's nice to see you again, Dwight.

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14. Ooh. Ah-ah-ah. Ha-ha.

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15. No, no, he's right.

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16. That's weird, my breast pump is missing. Have you seen my breast pump?

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17. You know what, Dwight? Let me just check the bathroom first. Okay?

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18. Mm. Meredith!

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19. What are you doing?!

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20. Relax?!

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21. Give it back to me now.

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22. It's disgusting!

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23. It's not sterile!

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24. Jim does a really good one. Do yours.

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25. No, no never.

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26. 'Hey, Erin, You look delicious. I mean, beautiful.'

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27. What? What do you mean, suspend me?

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28. Hey. You know I was engaged before Jim.

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29. Yeah. And he worked here too.

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30. No, no it wasn't Andy. It wasn't. It doesn't matter. It's not about who you've been with. It's about who you end up with. Sometimes the heart doesn't know what it wants until it finds what it wants.

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31. Thank you.

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32. Hey Toby.

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33. Very interesting.

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34. Thanks Toby.

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35. I don't think an apology is enough. I really think the only way for me to learn my lesson is to take my suspension.

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36. Yeah. 'I vant to count to ten'.

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37. That would have been funny.

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38. You know, maybe there's an opportunity for a joke there, like, um... like, 'I just delivered a baby. They didn't offer me a guarantee.'

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39. This is our first joint sales pitch. I think we're gonna work really well together.

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40. We have good give and take. I give, he takes.

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41. Yee.

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42. Oh, no we're actually married. We're not brother and sister.

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43. I'll have one.

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44. Maybe Michael has a point. I mean, if she was really that upset, she wouldn't still be here.

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45. What if I back out and you finish the pitch with Jim?

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46. Just let him flirt with her. People meet each other all sorts of ways.

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47. Who cares? It's not that huge a sale.

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48. Don't act like you understood anything that guy said. Good luck, wingman.

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49. Maybe she's just pushing her breasts together to make them look bigger.

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50. You can flirt with someone to get what you want and also be attracted to them. How do you think we got together?

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51. I was after your money.

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52. Yes, it was.

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53. Hmm?

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54. Um... I think it's really, really unlikely.

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55. Really unlikely. But I can't say that it's impossible.

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56. I'm not saying she's in love with him. But she could have left a while ago. Most printer sales are done over the phone, Ms. Boob shirt.

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57. Hey, Michael. How you doing?

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58. You know what, Michael? For what it's worth... I was wrong, too. I thought she was interested in you.

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59. Mm-hmm.

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60. Yeah, and the shoulder cutouts.

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61. Michael...

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62. She doesn't want you to return the barrette. She's not interested in you.

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63. I'm sorry.

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64. Michael!

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65. It all started when Dwight was tapping his foot against the leg of his desk. When I asked him to stop, he said, 'I will when you lose the baby weight.'

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66. Stanley got to go.

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67. No, Michael, no.

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68. You had a nice meal with your girlfriend in a lovely place...

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69. That is right. Don't make any more of it.

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70. How what?

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71. You could start by concluding this meeting.

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72. Michael, do not let your imagination run amok.

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73. Amok. It means, don't let your imagination run out of control.

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74. Michael, do not let your imagination run out of control.

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75. Oh!...

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76. Why do we have to see what Dwight says?

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77. No, no, no, no. Undo that. Undo that.

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78. Michael. Okay, I'm... I'm going to talk straight to you because I think you need to hear it. Michael.

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79. Stop eating it! Do you wanna be happy? Look at you. You have a major self-destructive streak in you.

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80. And you kind of torpedo every romantic relationship you're in.

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81. Helene.

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82. My mother.

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83. My mother, Helene.

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84. Hmm? Oh. It's probably nothing.

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85. Okay, heart-shaped jewelry is not something that a woman buys for herself. A man definitely bought it for her recently, and it wasn't Michael.

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86. No. Except for the pendant that you bought me. Which I love.

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87. So it turns out Donna and I have a facebook friend of a friend in common, so I was able to see some of her pictures online. This was taken two weeks ago. And this was taken the same night. This photo was taken this morning. It's Cece. She's never gonna do anything wrong.

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88. Hey, Michael.

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89. I'm sorry to interrupt you. Um, I actually have something very important to talk to you about, business related.

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90. I lied it's personal. It's about me and Jim. We're... I just... you're the only person I can talk to.

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91. And...

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92. No, not... we're not... we're not having problems. But it is personal. And I would love...

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93. Yes. Yes, I desperately want to speak with you about my sex life with Jim.

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94. I need you to sign this! So bad!

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95. I love... this idea is neat. I've never been. It sounds lovely.

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96. You're gonna wanna look at the date on that. Oh, wow. Look at... golfing. Are you a golfer?

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97. Absolutely.

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98. I don't know who he is.

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99. What?

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100. You just have to go in there. You have to hear it from her.

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