Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 34)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

5,376 quotes · page 34 of 54

1. I don't want to have my baby here.

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2. The hospital.

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3. A baby.

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4. Dwight, get away!

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5. Michael!

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6. Stop texting, put your phone away! Come on.

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7. Wait, wait. My iPod's not in here!

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8. It has the birth song on it!

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9. Jim, I don't want the first thing the baby hears to be the 8 Mile soundtrack.

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10. I don't know! Let's go by the house and get it. It's only twenty minutes past the hospital!

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11. Dwight! Go to my house. Get my iPod. I think it's on the kitchen table. Do not touch anything else. The key is under...

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12. Okay, Dwight, but if you do need a key, just listen it's under the...

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13. Dwight just listen! It's underneath...

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14. Yes.

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15. No, Jim, stay!

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16. Okay.

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17. This is happening!

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18. Oh, my God.

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19. She's incredible. Want to count her fingers and toes again?

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20. Okay.

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21. Oh, thank God. I haven't had caffeine in nine months.

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22. Okay.

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23. Love you, mom.

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24. Okay, you just have to use the hand sanitizer first.

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25. Again, no pants.

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26. Remember yesterday when we were terrified of being parents?

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27. Good.

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28. Doesn't she sleep here?

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29. Oh, big yawn.

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30. One, and then wrap around. It's okay. Hold that arm down.

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31. She's not gonna... Just...

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32. Go.

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33. I don't know. I just, I can't tell if she's getting anything.

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34. Doesn't feel right.

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35. How does one do that?

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36. Do you want to try it, Jim?

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37. I can't tell if she's getting anything. It just doesn't really feel right.

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38. Even if she's not getting anything?

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39. No. I read in the book about nipple confusion.

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40. She's just, she's really tentative about latching, and I just, I want to keep her self-esteem up.

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41. Maybe it'll be good because then she can like socialize with the other babies.

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42. I know.

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43. Yes?

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44. Um, yeah, that would be great.

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45. So, uh, biggest thing, besides not being able to get her to latch...

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46. Oh, thank you. Is that um, I can't tell if I'm really producing. I don't know if she's getting anything.

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47. Okay.

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48. Okay.

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49. No, I mean, it feels... pressure.

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50. No. It just feels like pressure.

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51. Okay. So, I'm just not sure if I'm releasing, though. I'm not sure if...

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52. Okay. Aw, thank you.

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53. Okay.

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54. Oh, shoot.

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55. Shoot, she fell off.

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56. Will you just, will you grab Clark real quick?

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57. Um, Jim, please, please, please, I think it'd be weird if you did it.

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58. Jim, Jim, get her.

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59. Get the baby. Get her. Come on.

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60. I got her. Okay. Okay. Okay... Jim! She latched! She latched.

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61. Oh, my God. I didn't even have to do the 'C thing.'

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62. Aw, we're doing it.

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63. We're really parents now.

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64. Oh, hey, Isabelle.

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65. Yes. She was a little fussy earlier, but she's totally quieted down. Here, let me just, uh, let me just burp her. I don't want her to spit up on you. Come here, sweety... Oh, my God! Wrong baby!

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66. Wrong baby! This is not our baby! Sshh.

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67. Oh, my gosh.

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68. No, not at all.

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69. Well, I feel like she needs to eat, but she won't latch on, which is weird, because the other baby di...

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70. Okay, please hurry.

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71. Oh, yeah, sorry.

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72. Okay, alright, thanks... Okay, do you want to eat? You want to try eating? Okay... Okay, let me... Just you and me. Come on. There we go... Yeah... Oh, yeah. Like that. There we go. You got it.

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73. Hi. We did it.

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74. I used a variation of your move.

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75. It's kind of like that lip thing she did last night, like a half snarl, half smile? I get the sense that she's very ironic.

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76. Hey baby, what's up?

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77. Nothing but vomit and diapers over here.

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78. He means his mopey place, it's under that streetlamp that he thinks was in Casablanca.

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79. Yes! Yes! I would love to!

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80. It's been so long since I've been with adults. I am so excited to see everybody. Creed, Ryan. Oh my God, Stanley! Stanley's going to be there. Yes, oh my God!

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81. Oh, hey, I invited my friend Julie.

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82. I want her to meet Michael.

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83. They're both single, I have a sense they might-

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84. It is not that. Kevin! Oh!

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85. Hey, how are you?

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86. Aw!

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87. Yeah!

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88. Hey, Michael.

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89. This is my friend Julie.

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90. Julie laughs at everything.

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91. Hey, Isabel, you made it. Oh, my goodness.

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92. You want to play pool?

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93. Ok.

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94. Hey, Michael, where have you been?

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95. Why are you wearing a hat now?

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96. Maybe.

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97. Maybe it should come from a man.

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98. Hey, Michael, why don't you just get down.

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99. Ok, um, why don't we just finish the game? Michael, it's your shot.

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100. You guys are stripes, I think...

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