Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 33)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

5,376 quotes · page 33 of 54

1. You know Oscar every time I make this lasagna people ask me if it's a family recipe, but really, I just get the recipe from the box!

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2. Is it funny? I thought it was more ...interesting, than funny. I think my water just broke!

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3. Oscar and the warehouse guy! Go Oscar! Go gay warehouse guy!

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4. Michael, we already have a Santa, Phyllis.

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5. Have you talked to him?

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6. Matt?

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7. Mmm! Good pate, right? Oscar made it. Have you met Oscar?

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8. Hey, Oscar, come here. Oscar, this is Matt, and um, Matt loves your pate.

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9. Oscar's pate is great. I could eat it all day, every day. Mmm. How come the good ones are never straight, right?

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10. Okay.

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11. Yes! They're the only two gay guys I know. But they should be together.

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12. How could we do what?

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13. Twelve drummers drumming.

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14. Hello.

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15. Hola. Bonjour. Ni Hao.

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16. It might seem crazy, but since there's no one left in New York, Michael is Dunder Mifflin's highest ranking employee. So, that's where we are.

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17. For the record? Not on board with fake Stanley... although, I get it.

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18. Good to meet you.

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19. Well, maybe we can put the box back together.

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20. Yep, yep.

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21. Yep.

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22. Yes.

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23. Oh, Michael.

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24. No, don't!

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25. What do you want us to do?

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26. Because we're usually not on the same page.

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27. Hey.

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28. Oh, you mapquested it. It's four blocks away.

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29. We found a great local daycare. It's rated really high by all the local parenting websites. But that means it's also really hard to get into.

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30. We're hoping our interview seals the deal.

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31. Okay. Okay. Yeah.

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32. There's a finger-painting station and a curly slide. Am I too old to go here?

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33. What?

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34. Who? The -

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35. The guy we're meeting with?

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36. Hi Jerry.

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37. It's lovely.

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38. Ok, you've got to pull it together.

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39. He's uncomfortable because you're acting weird. So you have to stop acting weird.

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40. That's the weirdest possible solution to the problem.

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41. Is this because Jim walked in on you going to the bathroom?

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42. Maybe, because it doesn't seem to be going super well.

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43. Nope. 'Cause we're really nice people but you don't seem to like us.

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44. So, check this out. According to the handbook, you could make more money as a salesman than as a manager. They have all these incentive programs. I ran your numbers from last year.

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45. Oh, Michael marked his heights. He's grown!

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46. Michael, stop.

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47. Michael...

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48. He looks happy.

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49. I just wanted to check and see if there's anything you needed before I went on my maternity leave... Yeah, I'm pregnant... Great, well, I'll write up the order. Okay, thanks.

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50. There is nothing dishonorable about talking about your life. People like it.

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51. Kevin, you're such a gourmand.

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52. Hmm.

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53. Mmmm, that sounds great. What are you thinking?

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54. No, no. I still have time.

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55. I'm having contractions, but they're irregular and far apart. So I'm not really in labor, I'm near labor.

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56. If we check in after midnight, I get an extra day to recuperate surrounded by doctors.

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57. I cannot wait for that joke to be over.

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58. Ooh.

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59. You know the baby's not going to live here, right?

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60. Okay, okay, we're not going to the hospital. We are waiting until midnight.

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61. Everything's fine. We have plenty of time.

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62. Hold on, hold on. It isn't midnight yet.

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63. No, the doctor said every five to seven minutes.

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64. I'm going to be okay, we should really try to make it until midnight.

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65. Did you hear that? Butt-mud Brooks.

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66. Five minutes apart.

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67. Okay, stop watching me.

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68. Mm-hmm.

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69. Not until midnight.

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70. Actually, the distractions are good. I mean, I don't think I'm going to make it until midnight if I'm just sitting here thinking about it.

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71. Oh, okay, uh, sorry, guys. Just, um, keep talking.

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72. Oh, thanks, Kelly.

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73. Yes, this is the only time I'm ever going to make this request.

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74. Jim, please. Happy thoughts here. Happy times.

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75. Jim, Jim, honey, I love you, but you're really distracting me from my distractions.

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76. Why don't you go do some work?

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77. I know, you don't like to be frazzled.

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78. Okay.

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79. Hey. I'm not going to get in the car, because I know if I do you'll try to drive me to the hospital.

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80. Okay, Jim.

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81. Everything is fine. You don't have to worry. Try not to think about it. She's not coming out for a while, okay?

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82. I called the doctor like a week ago. I couldn't wait... Oh, God, don't be mad.

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83. Mm-hmm.

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84. I know.

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85. Good.

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86. Okay.

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87. Oh, yeah, my water broke.

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88. Oh, whoa. Ha. Wow.

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89. No, not yet, Michael.

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90. Oh, wow, it's almost time for ultra feast! Where's Kevin?

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91. There is no rush to get to the hospital. I am fine. I'll get there. And if I don't get there, I don't get there.

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92. Mm-hmm. Yes, I'm fine. Um, yeah, the doctor said it's still considered a minor contraction as long as I can talk through it.

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93. Nope. No, no, that's better. That wasn't even the worst of them. I'm fine.

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94. They're not that bad still, babe.

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95. No, it's passing, it's fine. It's okay.

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96. No, it's passing, it's fine.

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97. Ah, no, it passed. It's good.

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98. Okay, I'm not going. I'm not... It's fine. Okay, come on, come on. No! I am not going! I am not going, okay!? I'm not going today because I can't do it, I don't think I can do it.

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99. Oh, God. Oh, no.

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100. Jim, we waited too long!

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