Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 32)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

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1. Yeah-- it's exciting.

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2. Thank you.

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3. Why did I get in the car? I could of struggled. I have a whistle in my purse I didn't even blow it.

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4. I use to love coming here. The chicken parm is good. Big part of my childhood. Oh, maybe Michael will start dating that too.

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5. Michael, you did all this?

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6. So, mom... which birthday are we celebrating this year?

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7. 49 again? That's nine years in a row. This is now our longest family tradition.

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8. Mom, have you decided what you want to be called?

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9. Please be Grandma.

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10. I want you to be Grandma.

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11. Yay, Grandma!

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12. Maybe.

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13. What about your gift Michael?

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14. He locked himself in his office all morning working on it.

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15. Aww--

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16. That's amazing.

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17. Yeah.

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18. That's really nice Michael.

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19. Home run Michael.

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20. Hey. Where'd you go?

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21. And then you stopped at the bar on the way back?

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22. Okay, weirdo. Come on. It's time for cake.

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23. Cakes really good.

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24. Michael. Michael ,it's okay.

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25. I know that it took me a little while to come around and its still a little weird to get used to, but you obviously make my mom very happy. And that makes me happy.

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26. Well--

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27. Michael.

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28. What?

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29. I am working.

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30. Really?

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31. Really?

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32. Why?

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33. I have the lowest sales record of anyone here.

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34. I have the worst attitude of any person here.

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35. Yeah, I'll take it.

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36. You're bribing me?

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37. I want to hit you.

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38. I want to hit you. I'll do that.

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39. No. Are you kidding?

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40. No. I don't think I can hit you in the office.

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41. So, um... we'll do it after work. In the parking lot. In front of everyone. I'm going to hit you as hard as I can.

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42. Okay.

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43. See you then.

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44. Oh...

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45. Right.

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46. Okay.

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47. Okay wait-- it's-- you're saying it comes from the foot.

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48. Okay.

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49. Wow!

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50. Are you ready?

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51. You have to keep your hands down, Michael.

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52. Michael, you have to put your hands down.

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53. What are you sorry for?

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54. How about for dating my mom?

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55. And dumping her on her birthday.

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56. Okay-- just-- don't ever date a member of my family again.

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57. Are you okay?

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58. You're okay.

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59. No. You were right.

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60. Michael, he means the Wall Street Journal online.

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61. Who are you?

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62. I'll go. My name is Deborah U. Tante. Deb for short.

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63. Bill Bourbon was my uncle. I would have never hurt him any more than I'd hurt a June bug.

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64. I do not.

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65. I think Michael may have snapped.

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66. Well, which is worse? Snapped or stuck?

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67. Jim, what if we both lose our jobs? I'm trying to think of a way that this all ends up fine, and I can't think of one.

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68. I should just go. Where to now Caleb?

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69. What's the news?

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70. It wasn't me. I'm not goin' down for this!

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71. Get the keys out of my purse, start the car.

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72. Oh my God, you guys, look. It's Recyclops.

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73. The thing I like most about Recyclops is that he's creating a different world for our child.

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74. A world where you truly can be anything you want.

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75. That's great.

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76. Sure.

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77. Don't do the twirl.

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78. Stuff gets around. I don't participate.

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79. I forgot I have to support him no matter what. Close one.

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80. Can you actually fire people?

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81. Well, I can't really imagine you yelling at anyone.

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82. Oh. Ok. I've heard you exclaim. Like the time you said, 'Hey, look. We parked over here!'.

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83. Well, you'll figure it out.

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84. Looks great.

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85. Okay. The Michael Scott Foundation is still in existence?

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86. Michael, why did you promise that?

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87. No Michael, why would you promise that?

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88. Michael, this is a terrible terrible thing you've done.

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89. It's terrible.

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90. Just terrible. And the longer you put it off, the worse it's going to get.

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91. No!

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92. You have to tell them.

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93. It's fine. Erin, you're going to go. And you're going to make sure Michael tells the truth.

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94. Ok, for the record, I am pregnant and, obviously there has been some kind of a mistake, so why doesn't Jim just pick the next highest score on the list and we'll move on.

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95. Thank you.

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96. No, wait, come on. I didn't miss a day, I came in early, I stayed late, and I doubled my sales last month.

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97. Yup.

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98. Ah!

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99. Is it, is it fake?

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100. So Santa, what can we expect from this party?

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