Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 31)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

5,376 quotes · page 31 of 54

1. I think it'll be okay.

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2. Great.

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3. Frank and beans! So what'd we decide for Michael, the bottle of rum, or the seashell alarm clock?

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4. Bottle of rum it is. Alright, shall we?

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5. Come on, it'll take two seconds.

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6. [giggles]

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7. Wow, Botticelli's, that sounds like a special occasion.

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8. I don't know. I think Michael has a date.

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9. I think you have a date.

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10. Come on.

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11. Oh, that's too bad.

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12. Yeah, but I mean, if you really like this person, then you should see where it goes.

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13. Of course.

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14. Oh.

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15. Oh! Gossip, who is it? Who is it? Who is it, Michael? ...Who?

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16. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, no. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Nooooo!

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17. [screams out in the parking lot, Michael watches from his office window]

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18. How could you do this to me? He's my boss! How many times have I complained about him to you? No, I am not being dramatic, you are being crazy!

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19. Thank you.

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20. You need to be more upset about this. She's your mother too now. Your mother is sleeping with Michael Scott.

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21. Haha! Ha ha ha.

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22. I have a way to make Scranton a better place, you could leave it.

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23. I love it, conservation. Let's start by conserving our time and stop having these stupid meetings. No more meetings! No more meetings! No more meetings! No more meetings!

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24. I'm not apologizing to anyone. Michael owes me an apology.

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25. Don't call my mother your lover.

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26. Yes! Thank you, welcome to my personal hell!

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27. Shut up Oscar. What is wrong with all of you, he is sleeping with my mother!

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28. Whatever, you know, sleep with my mom, sleep with everybody's mom...

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29. Uhh, huh, ho... oooh my God, you are ridiculous!

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30. You are never going to be my father, you get out!

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31. Me too...

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32. Hey.

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33. Oh, well, thanks Oscar. I was just wondering how would you feel if Michael was sleeping with your mom?

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34. Well, he could still... I'm sorry about that... Oh could I just get you to sign this second page.

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35. Sure, what's up?

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36. What's the matter, you can't fight your own battles?

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37. Oh, would that make you feel better?

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38. You can tell Michael that I'm not leaving.

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39. Michael, you're just her rebound!

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40. What! You knew?

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41. Mmmmm, yes!

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42. Then why'd you even offer!?

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43. Michael, let me make this very easy for you, I could give a shabout your happiness! Stop dating my mother!

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44. What's that supposed to mean?

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45. Shut it!

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46. Awww, he did that for me?

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47. Mmmm.

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48. Haha, yeah. Say more nice things.

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49. Maybe I'm overreacting.

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50. But I don't think I am.

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51. Here we are outside-

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52. - the Wilkes-Barre Industrial Park.

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53. The two people with the lowest sales in the quarter have to do them.

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54. Here it is. Suite 401.

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55. I know. Now you don't have to.

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56. Oh. No, no. We're not together. No, no, no. Definitely not. Definitely not. No. We just work together.

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57. And we'd like to offer you 15% off your first purchase as our way of welcoming you to the area.

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58. It's ok.

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59. Anyway, we also have a special on envelopes.

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60. Yeah.

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61. You were way meaner to me than I was to you.

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62. You blew the sale, you idiot.

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63. Oh- Thank you.

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64. Well, you know.

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65. He loves to eat.

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66. I love to watch him dance.

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67. And I'll just watch him.

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68. Yes.

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69. Mmm-hmm.

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70. It was, sweetie.

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71. Yeah, well, that'll happen.

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72. Sometimes we're so excited we forget where we are. Like at a business meeting.

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73. Yeah, I guess.

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74. If I'm being completely honest, I could've done without the belly kiss.

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75. Yeah. Way too much.

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76. I mean, what the hell was that?

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77. When you cried?

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78. You're fantsy involves comparison shopping birthing classes?

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79. Hmm.

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80. Well, are you dating anyone?

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81. Ah.

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82. Ah.

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83. Hey, Erin. Do you mind faxing this for me?

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84. Ok.

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85. Mmm-hmm.

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86. No. It was a total waste of time. Um... it was fun, though, because I got to spend the day with Andy Bernard. He's really cool.

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87. Yeah, he is.

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88. That's... right. He's like Marlon Brando.

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89. I actually do mean Marlon Wayan. Yeah.

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90. Oh, no thank you.

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91. I have an early lunch.

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92. Michael's been trying to get Jim and me to hang out ever since he started dating my mom. I don't know. I really hoped this thing would just die out, but today he's planning a birthday lunch for my mom and we have to go. No way out. No way out.

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93. Hey! Hey. Happy birthday.

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94. I think you guys all remember my mom from the wedding.

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95. Kevin!

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96. Yes, let's go.

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97. Oh, you guys. Just one second. Oh my gosh! Are you serious? Shipping emergency. I don't think I can go to lunch.

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98. I know. Isn't that always how it goes?

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99. I want to handle it.

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100. I feel like its--

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