Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 30)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

5,376 quotes · page 30 of 54

1. It's awkward asking people for money, but we could really use it. Why doesn't Crate & Barrel let you register for a toaster full of cash?

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2. Oh, good.

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3. No, we're not.

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4. I don't think we registered anywhere. We just want cash.

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5. Mm-hmm.

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6. Yeah.

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7. Okay.

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8. Is this what I've become? Materialistic? Shallow? I feel horrible. oh look! 'Mrs. Pam Halpert!' That's the first time I've seen it in writing!

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9. Why aren't there any beans on this very old, frizzy-haired picture of me?

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10. Jim?

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11. Yeah, I mean, if it's all the same for you.

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12. $100 now for sure.

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13. Yeah. No, no, I'll um-- the hundred. I'll just take the hundred.

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14. How sure is this?

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15. The guy has an algorithm to determine the winner of any given college basketball game.

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16. I'm sorry. You guys have probably noticed my stomach's a little more sensitive lately. So, if you wouldn't mind wearing a little less perfume... and if your lunch is especially pungent, maybe have it in the break room?

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17. Phyllis, if you could switch to a different soap, just for a month or two? Yours is kind of perfumy.

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18. I don't think I'm asking for too much. I guess it's just the end of courtesy in the workplace.

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19. Yeah, but aren't you supposed to do that to our... no. It's great.

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20. Ok. All of these things are important to remember but the most important thing is no one say anything about my pregnancy at the wedding.

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21. Well, we're thinking of my grandmother who we haven't told and is very old-fashioned.

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22. You know, Angela, you don't have to come to the wedding.

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23. Next time we're all in this room Jim and I will be married.

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24. Thank you, Dwight.

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25. See you later.

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26. Hey, my aunt told me something neat.

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27. She said everything with the wedding goes by so fast we should try to take mental pictures of the high points.

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28. Yeah.

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29. Oh.

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30. We should have hired a professional to take our mental pictures.

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31. Can we take a look at the suite now?

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32. Oh... is there another wedding at the hotel this weekend?

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33. I'm gonna need the name and cell phone number of the housekeeper responsible for changing the sheets, please.

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34. Oh, Meemaw? She's the one in the teal suit. She's the only 80 year old with no smile wrinkles.

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35. Hey, Meemaw.

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36. Oh. Thank you... but nobody's perfect.

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37. Oscar, Kevin, this is my sister, Penny. She's also my maid of honor.

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38. Oscar, it was an honest mistake.

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39. She has a boyfriend. He's out of town.

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40. Like... a year.

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41. Michael.

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42. Michael. Stop.

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43. Meemaw.

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44. Hey, smooth guys.

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45. Meemaw's not coming to the wedding. She's leaving tomorrow morning.

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46. I was just going to go down to the hotel bar for a little bit.

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47. I just wanted to get out of my room for a little while.

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48. Nevermind.

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49. Yeah.

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50. No.

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51. What?

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52. Andy, I am getting married in 8 hours.

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53. Hey, hey! Where are you? Can you take Andy to the hospital?

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54. He tore his scrotum dancing.

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55. He is in my room icing his balls.

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56. Please stop saying what. Can you take him?

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57. Your brothers took you out drinking?

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58. That's Michael. You're out with Michael?

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59. Okay, fine. I'll take him.

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60. Are you pushing me off the phone?

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61. Goodbye.

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62. Nope. I, like you, have never been here before.

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63. Look, I'm not the one who asked you to do a split when you've never done one before.

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64. My job? My job is to get married in the morning. That's my job.

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65. Andy, did I dream that you were crying through the night?

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66. Thank you weirdo.

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67. Okay, here I come.

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68. Thanks mom.

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69. He does.

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70. Yes. Thank you, mom.

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71. Okay great. Yeah, I'll see you in a second. Wait, what? Oh! Oh no!

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72. Can you come here please?

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73. No. No, but I'm allowing it. Just come here.

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74. Hey.

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75. Terrible.

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76. My veil tore. I knew when we were getting married and I'm five months pregnant that I'm not going to be able to wear the dress that I always wanted or high heels--

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77. Thank you.

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78. No, this was the one thing I was supposed to be able to control, was this veil and--

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79. Everyone's driving me crazy. I know way too much about Andy's scrotum. And my mom won't stop freaking out about my dad's new girlfriend. This is supposed to be our wedding day. Why did we invite all these people?

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80. You look great.

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81. Mm-hmm.

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82. Yes I did.

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83. Go ahead. I think it's your turn.

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84. Yeah, I'm okay.

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85. Saw it.

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86. Hey Oscar. It's Pam. Hey. We're on our honeymoon.

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87. Unless someone very close to us is in immediate physical danger, you should not be calling us.

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88. Are you kidding me?

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89. Listen our credit card has been cancelled and we have to deal with that, and I really can't handle the fact that you're calling us here!

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90. Oh I will. I will Kevin. I will make that my top priority.

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91. It really was.

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92. Oh my gosh. The honeymoon was great. We met this other couple at the resort, Frank and Benny. We hung out with them a lot.

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93. Frank and beans!

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94. Hi, Michael.

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95. Some candy.

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96. That's it.

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97. It's good to be home.

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98. Hey!

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99. Uh, we brought back some Puerto Rican candy.

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100. Awesome! I'll leave it up here so everyone can enjoy it.

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