Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 29)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

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  1. Thanks, Michael.

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  2. Erin.

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  3. Erin. Michael wants to see you.

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  4. Not cool, Dwight.

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  5. Oh, I can't do lunch. I was just sending you an email. Jim and I need to leave early today to meet with our contractor.

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  6. Just sent it.

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  7. If you don't take out his battery, he just keeps going all day.

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  8. Oh, no. Your battery fell out.

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  9. So someone is going to a court. Big deal.

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  10. We're getting married today.

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  11. Tell 'em how it happened.

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  12. And very expensive.

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  13. You can't leave anyone out.

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  14. Ok, just get to the good part.

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  15. I had just woken up. I didn't look cute. That's how I knew he meant it.

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  16. What?

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  17. They're beautiful.

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  18. Yeah.

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  19. This is so cheesy.

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  20. I like cheesy.

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  21. Yeah. I think maybe I want a 'wedding' wedding.

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  22. Really?

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  23. I can do it.

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  24. You had to be there.

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  25. Yeah, we walk around, everyone sees our faces and we leave, right?

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  26. Okay.

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  27. Oh, don't get us wrong, we like picnics.

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  28. Tell them what happened last year.

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  29. No, no, that guy who hit on me.

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  30. Yeah, you don't grab these for balance.

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  31. Hey Charles.

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  32. Do you want me to beat him up for you?

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  33. Back off, Dwight. Hyuh! What?

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  34. Maybe I played a little in junior high... and in high school... maybe a little in college... and went to volleyball camp most summers.

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  35. Hyuh! Well, look at that, we win!

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  36. Good game!

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  37. How do you figure?

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  38. Let's do this.

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  39. I got it!

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  40. Oof!

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  41. Yep. No, no, no, I'm fine.

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  42. Yeah.

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  43. No, no, it's fine. Just gimme a second.

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  44. Look, seriously, I can move it fine. Come on, let's go, it's our ball. Let's go!

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  45. We'll be back!

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  46. How long will that take?

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  47. I'm sorry, can we just hurry this up? I've got a game to get back to.

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  48. This is the last day of our summer interns. It's been nice. We haven't had interns for a while, ever since Michael's Monica Lewinsky incident. He didn't do anything sexual. He just made far, far too many Monica Lewinsky jokes. It was just easier for corporate to shut down the program.

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  49. Nobody.

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  50. We haven't told anyone I'm pregnant.

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  51. Yeah, we don't want them at the wedding thinking Jim's being marched down the aisle by my dad with a shotgum.

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  52. Nope.

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  53. Can't back out now, Halpert.

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  54. No, keep it up.

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  55. Just keep it to yourself then.

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  56. What?

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  57. Why did that come into your brain?

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  58. Who did you tell?

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  59. Nobody!

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  60. Sure, but we should get to the bottom of this. Let's pick a rumor and trace it back to the beginning.

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  61. Michael? He's over here!

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  62. Where are you going?

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  63. Don't get on it.

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  64. Don't... get... on. Do not.

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  65. Step away.

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  66. Jim.

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  67. Stop. Don't. Just...

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  68. Yes.

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  69. Okay.

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  70. It's clear why we were trying not to tell people. That's clear now.

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  71. You're right. We should've realized that you are an equal part of this.

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  72. You called Stanley's wife?

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  73. If you talk to her, you're gonna tell her about Stanley, and that's gonna seem more suspicious.

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  74. Michael, please don't.

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  75. Hey, Good luck.

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  76. Okay, it's just three or four steps but thank you, thank you.

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  77. Yeah, I think the pregnancy really brought us together.

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  78. Ummm, I don't know.

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  79. Did I? Doesn't sound like me, not very superstitious.

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  80. Please don't talk about my breast milk.

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  81. Yeah.

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  82. Hey Kelly.

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  83. Thank you. Um, listen I just wanted to confirm that you're not coming to the wedding, which is totally understandable and more than fine.

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  84. I don't know, he hasn't RSVP'd yet.

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  85. We invited everyone in the office to our wedding. Even though we realized most people wouldn't be able to make the drive to Niagara Falls. Which is why we're having it in Niagara Falls. Then Michael told everyone they could have Friday and Monday off, if they came. So now, people have to decide if they want to come to our wedding or have to work.

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  86. Hey Ryan.

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  87. So, I just wanted to confirm that you're not coming to my wedding.

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  88. It costs about $75 per person.

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  89. Can you just tell me now if you're coming or not?

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  90. Okay, Ryan Howard, yes.

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  91. Kelly Kapoor, yes.

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  92. Do you think that you could send in your RSVP card?

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  93. Well, you have to choose a food option and there's information in there about directions and lodging...

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  94. You are going to text me, the morning of my wedding.

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  95. To ask for directions..

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  96. And you will eat whatever is fanciest?

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  97. So rude, right?

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  98. Oh my gosh, I have been chasing people down all day. It's incredible.

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  99. I need to fit into my wedding dress. However, I'm also pregnant.

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  100. We did, but mostly because people expect us to. We're also accepting other gifts not on the registry... However much.

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