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Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 28)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

5,376 quotes · page 28 of 54

  1. So my corner's the one with the copier?

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  2. No thanks.

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  3. Hey I'm here to see Charles.

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  4. Hey Charles.

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  5. I know you're a very busy man so I'll cut right to the chase. I'd like my old job back.

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  6. Um, well, I could come back as a salesman. I have experience now.

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  7. Or I could come back as your personal assistant. You know? Sort your mail, set your appointments. I know all the people.

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  8. Personal shopper?

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  9. Well it was great catching up with you. And I'll see you around the building.

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  10. I'm just gonna sit here for a little bit longer if that's okay. The air smells so good. I don't remember it smelling so good. The chairs are so comfortable.

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  11. Hey.

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  12. Yeah, I needed to take care of some stuff.

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  13. That's as specific as I'd like to be.

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  14. We're small, but we're eager to make a name for ourselves.

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  15. Nope, I don't have a card, but I'll do you one better. A little scrap of paper.

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  16. Dunder Miff...Michael Scott Paper Company, this is Pam. Oh, hi Russell from the pancake luncheon, how are you? Well we'd like to do business with you too! How can we make that happen?

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  17. We already offered free delivery!

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  18. Um, I can offer you free delivery on any order that you place today. Okay, twenty boxes? I can do... just a second. I can do 20 boxes at 43 dollars a box. Great!

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  19. A guarantee of what?

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  20. And I guarantee, that you will be satisfied! 'Cause your satisfaction is our guarantee! We guarantee it. We look forward to doing business with you too. Thank you Russell.

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  21. I made a sale!

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  22. Oh!

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  23. Things are a little slow here. And there's only so much cold-calling you can do in a day. Turns out there's no limit to the number of cheese puffs you can throw at someone's face.

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  24. We're getting pretty good at it.

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  25. The timeline's messy.

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  26. I'm confused. Am I walking down the aisle to 'You Can Call Me Al?'

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  27. I don't know. It seems like a lot for an a cappella group from a college we never went to.

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  28. Mm-hmm.

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  29. I'm not gonna do that.

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  30. I'm here. I'm a part of this now.

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  31. Michael, are you alright?

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  32. Tell us what you're talking about.

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  33. We can't help you if you don't just tell us what happened.

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  34. Michael!

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  35. I spent a month putting that rolodex on his Blackberry, which he now uses as a nightlight.

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  36. Sounds neat.

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  37. Oh my God, I think we've been robbed!

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  38. When are you ever responsible for your actions?

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  39. It's good. But won't it feel weird cutting into a cross?

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  40. I don't think so, Andy.

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  41. We got the van at a used car lot. We think it says 'Alleluia Church of Scranton.' in Korean. It was either this or an old school bus with an owl living in it.

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  42. You didn't happen to bring any coffee, did you, Michael?

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  43. Oh, awesome. You're a life saver. Wait, is this just milk and sugar?

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  44. Do you drink this every day?

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  45. Oh, oh, excuse me! Sorry. Sorry, no. It's, uh, it's a paper company now. It's not for the church.

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  46. Why would I love that? Can we afford a delivery guy?

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  47. Yeah, I know what a loft is.

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  48. Corporate greed?

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  49. Did it help?

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  50. When a child gets behind the wheel of a car and runs into a tree, You don't blame the child. He didn't know any better. You blame the 30-year-old woman who got in the passenger seat and said, 'Drive, kid. I trust you.'

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  51. We have maybe a month. I don't know what I'm gonna do.

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  52. That's what Michael said.

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  53. I like it.

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  54. Steve Martin's not dead, Michael.

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  55. You want to hear something sad?

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  56. So Jim and I are getting married and the wedding's really expensive. So I tried to get a job on the weekends to earn extra money. I applied to Old Navy, Target and Wal-mart. None of 'em called me back. Not even for an interview.

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  57. Really?

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  58. Seriously? Are you being serious?

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  59. Yes.

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  60. Just to reiterate, none of us is going to say anything that might indicate that we are going broke.

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  61. No, Michael.

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  62. We have to come from a position of strength.

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  63. Mm-hmm.

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  64. $60,000.00

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  65. Are you kidding me?

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  66. Can you give us another minute please?

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  67. Michael.

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  68. Why are you assuming you'd get the whole thing?

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  69. No, Michael's right. Jobs are safer.

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  70. Agreed. But that's all, okay.

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  71. Thank you.

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  72. That's right.

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  73. Alright!

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  74. Who is it?

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  75. Boscov's at the Steamtown Mall?

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  76. Well, you have good taste.

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  77. What?

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  78. Oh, I, um...

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  79. Thank, Michael.

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  80. That one's great.

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  81. What?

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  82. Mm-hmmm.

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  83. We were something else.

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  84. Mmm.

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  85. You made him lose the account by screaming at him the entire time. It's okay, Ryan.

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  86. He can only keep one of us as a salesperson now. He'll make his decision by the end of the day.

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  87. Oh. I think you should get it. You've changed a lot and you'd be good at it.

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  88. Yeah.

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  89. Just tell me.

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  90. No, okay.

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  91. Okay, I get it. Why are you giggling? Is this a joke? Michael, is this-- did I get the job?

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  92. I did?

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  93. For real, you're not kidding?

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  94. I did?

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  95. Oh, Michael, thank you. Thank you.

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  96. Thank you. You will not be sorry.

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  97. Oh. I really thought I didn't get it.

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  98. Yeah. 'Cause you said I didn't

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  99. What about Ryan?

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  100. Yeah. Maybe you shouldn't fake fire people anymore.

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