Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 27)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

5,376 quotes · page 27 of 54

1. I did it. I learned everything about this machine. I know all the buttons, even the inside ones. I know all the error messages. I could do a bound book, in plastic with offset colors. Which feels...

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2. Michael?

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3. Oh no.

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4. I'm going with him.

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5. I'm going.

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6. Michael, wait! I'm coming with you.

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7. Yeah.

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8. Great. Uh, except, I don't want to be a receptionist anymore.

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9. Salesman.

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10. Oh, all my stuff is still upstairs so...

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11. Probably.

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12. Okay, see you later.

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13. Today is my first day at my new job at Michael Scott Paper Company Incorporated. You know, Apple Computers started in a garage. And we're starting in a condo. So we already have a leg up on Apple. Look, it's official!

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14. Michael, you were expecting me, right?

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15. Are you wearing anything under the robe?

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16. This looks great, Michael.

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17. Yes, please.

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18. ... Square is fine.

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19. So, what do you say we get started?

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20. I'm full.

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21. I feel good. Wow.

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22. Yeah. I'm excited to start the company.

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23. We did that. So, what's next? Michael, just stop for a second. Michael. Stop for a second.

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24. No, I know you are.

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25. Just let me have... Oh.

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26. Fine! Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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27. You know, Michael. When I feel overwhelmed -

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28. I know! No, I'm saying that when I feel overwhelmed, something I like to do is make a list. Make a list of things to do and then start with the easy stuff.

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29. Okay, first, work out. And, hey! Look! You did that. Check. Eat an enormous breakfast. Check.

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30. I think you should get dressed.

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31. Michael, that seems impossible.

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32. We need to come up with one realistic thing that we could do today.

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33. Great.

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34. No. What? Why?

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35. No. We're not gonna hire Ryan.

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36. Okay.

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37. We'll find him.

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38. Really?

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39. We have an investor already?

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40. Michael, that's fantastic.

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41. Hey! We need to get you dressed!

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42. I have doubts about this too. But when one person freaks out, sometimes it weirdly makes the other one calmer. That's one thing I've learned about relationships. I hate that I just used the word relationship. Hey! You look great! Let's go!

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43. Next on the list - open the mail.

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44. No, okay. It's fine. It's fine. We're just gonna add 'find office'...

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45. Next on the list -- song parodies.

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46. Great. Let's sing it in the car.

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47. Yeah.

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48. We can do this.

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49. We got Vikram!

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50. We have a meeting with an investor today.

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51. He can be.

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52. Hm. I'm looking forward to getting to know you better, Vikram.

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53. Yes. Yes, it's possible.

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54. Michael! What's going on?

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55. Hey, Ryan.

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56. This wasn't on the list.

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57. No.

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58. It's not.

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59. When did you add this to the list?

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60. You get paid by the year at the bowling alley?

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61. No.

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62. What is he doing?

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63. Oh my God.

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64. Sorry!

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65. Sure.

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66. Beat.

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67. Nana?

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68. It means grandmother.

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69. I can't do this.

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70. I can't do this. I had a real job. I sat ten feet away from my fiance. I had health benefits. I was just feeling impulsive. I should have gotten a tiny tattoo on my ankle.

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71. I just keep getting bored. And I let things build up and build up and then I - I, I do something too big, like this. Who does this?

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72. We don't have any money. We don't have an office. We don't have anything.

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73. How come out of everyone in the office, I'm the only one that went with you? Is it because I'm that stupid? I mean, your own grandmother doesn't even believe in you!

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74. Yeah.

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75. I could work here. I could see this.

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76. Are you good?

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77. I'm good.

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78. Morning Michael!

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79. What should we do now?

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80. I make that one copy, and I become the girl who makes copies, and by the end of the day I'm receptionist again. And the worst part is, I like making copies. The paper comes out all warm and stuff. And it's cold in there. Cause it's technically a closet.

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81. That is so insulting.

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82. Because the thing you're saying I'm good at, is pushing a big green button a bunch of times.

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83. Seriously? Because it sounds like one of those is better than the other.

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84. Shut up!

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85. Really!

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86. Seriously? This is what's so important, putting naked pictures on the desktop?

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87. I don't want to look at your friend Jasmine's boobs all day.

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88. Like how? Dyeing my hair blond?

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89. Oh yeah I bet.

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90. Michael, we can hear you.

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91. Okay it's my turn.

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92. Give it back for what? What're you gonna do with it?

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93. You're gonna make another 'spreadsheet.'

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94. Yeah exactly. It's my turn.

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95. Come on! Ryan!

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96. Definitely.

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97. We could work from home.

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98. .... Corner idea?

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99. How would we know that?

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100. I thought that was your corner.

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