Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 26)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

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1. [nods and smiles]

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2. No, we don't need to do that.

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3. You mean Tony?

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4. Oh, Michael.

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5. Good morning, can I help you?

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6. I'm sorry, he's not in right now.

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7. Shoot.

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8. They have new phone systems now that can ring directly to a salesman, or someone presses star and they go to accounting, basically 95% of my job. But I'd like to see a machine that puts out candy for everyone. Vending machine.

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9. That is a great idea.

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10. Um, oh boy, let's see, he's really...

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11. There he is!

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12. Ayyyy!

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13. That was funny.

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14. This is our first and only Valentine's Day as fiances.

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15. Really, Jim? On Cupid's birthday?

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16. I can't see them when they're on the floor

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17. You can't be a part of our relationship, Michael.

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18. What do you think?

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19. We're in.

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20. Anything to get out of that office.

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21. Wow, that's impressive.

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22. What?

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23. Jim uses a 6 pound ball.

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24. Yes, he bowled 5 frames with this pink sparkly thing until a little girl had to ask for her ball back.

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25. No, you just have little dainty fingers.

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26. What's the rule about eating when people are in the bathroom?

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27. Oh, damn. They've been in there for like ten minutes.

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28. Yes. And I think they gave him too many fries.

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29. What?

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30. Well, you should cover it with the broccoli.

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31. Do you think they dined and dashed?

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32. I thought we were having a nice time.

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33. Yeah.

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34. Mine too.

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35. My God.

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36. Yep, that, yeah.

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37. Yeah, that's no problem.

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38. Sure. Uh huh.

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39. I'm on the phone.

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40. You can fax it over. Yeah, 5-7-0-5-5-5-0-1--

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41. 0-1-7-5. Thank you. Bye, bye. It really makes us look unprofessional.

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42. Who's there?

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43. Buddha who?

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44. Great.

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45. Now there's, there's butter on my desk.

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46. Good morning, Michael.

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47. Good morning, Mr. Wonka, here are your messages.

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48. Jelly beans.

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49. You don't have to wait that long. I mean, you don't have to wait a month to ask her out. Just ask her out.

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50. That's psychotic. Do guys actually do that?

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51. Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Oh hi ,David. No, I'm sorry he's not back from the Civil Rights rally. I'll have him call you the minute he gets back from the Lincoln Memorial.

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52. When Michael's skirting a phone call, he gave me a list of places to say he is. 'Stopping a fight in the parking lot. ' 'An Obama fashion show. ' Whatever... that is. Or 'trapped in an oil painting.' I'm gonna save that one.

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53. Does that mean an idea that blows up in our faces later?

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54. Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Oh hi, David. He's having a colonoscopy. Alright, I'll find out if he's out yet.

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55. I don't think Jim means to say that you shouldn't touch her.

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56. Shush. Kevin, a playful touch on the arm, or on the back, it can show your interest and it's really romantic.

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57. Thanks for much for helping the company, Dwight.

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58. Sure.

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59. It's actually based on a book called Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

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60. OK.

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61. Not classy.

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62. Hi, can I help you?

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63. Sure. Just one second. Please have a seat.

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64. Michael, there's a Charles Miner here to see you.

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65. Yeah, are you coming out now?

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66. This is what you did last night?

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67. He just had to wear his tux today.

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68. Took him 40 minutes to get ready.

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69. Uh, hi, can I help you? I don't think anyone here-

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70. Oh no.

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71. I can tell Michael's mood by which comedy routine he chooses to do, the more infantile, the more upset he is. And he just skipped the Ace Ventura talking butt thing. He never skips it. This is bad.

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72. And then, out of that cake, pops another stripper holding a smaller cake. And then an even smaller stripper pops out of that one.

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73. Cupcake. It's cupcakes and strippers all the way down.

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74. It's really just a regular shaped cake.

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75. He finally has a story everyone wants to hear... and he knows it.

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76. Okay focus. Focus. You're in the right building, you're with the right people; what happened?

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77. Do you have any leads on a job?

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78. Hi.

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79. Uh, yes. Please have a seat. It'll be a few minutes.

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80. Hmm?

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81. I'm working on it Kev.

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82. It'll be ready soon.

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83. Is that what 'soon' means to you?

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84. Then come back soon.

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85. During the course of business, a copier goes though something called 'Normal wear and tear.'

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86. Yesterday, they delivered the new one. But they didn't set it up. So my day just got a little more interesting.

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87. No, I'm sure they're pretty much the same as the English instructions.

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88. That's a really... well fine, Do the German instructions say what this is supposed to do?

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89. Hmm...

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90. Like Michael Scott Paper Company?

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91. Hmm... yeah. Listen Michael. Have you really thought this through? 'Cause it's a pretty big risk.

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92. Yeah... you could give it up though right? And almost nobody would know.

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93. Well, um, you can scan it, and then you can upload the image, and then you can copy the new image.

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94. Yeah. Good.

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95. Mmm-hmm

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96. Everyone, can I have your attention. This is the moment you've all been waiting for. Right?

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97. Meredith... Oh... so uh... G-44. It's not ready Kevin!

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98. I'm at a crucial point where I have sunk 4 hours into that copier, and I am not going to let it beat me like that wireless router did.

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99. How's it working?

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100. Good.

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